Alberto Barbosa
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Al-Bertho Bar Bozah (The Black Son of Bozah) (741-840) was the son of Hisham ibn Abd al-Malik, 10th Umayyad Caliph, and Bozah, Champion Amazon of Africa. Concieved by rape, Alberto was born after his father defeated a pan-african coalition that was made to prevent the spread of Islam to the Black Continent, in the night after the Battle of Weewaaz, a massive defeat for the Africans that ended with their Champion Queen captured and raped by Captain coal, carrying for the next nine months his seed descended of Muhammad.
Early life
Alberto was raised in Damascus and Harran. His father died some years after his birth, as punishment for raping the Black Goddess, who died in childbirth. Unfortunately for Alberto, his childhood coincided with the end of the Umayyad Caliphate, and most of his family perishing. He was sent to the Iberian Peninsula with his older nephew, Abd al-Rahman, helping him defeat many Christian and Moor armies and establishing the Emirate of Cordoba, known at its time as the most spectacular of all countries in the world. Alberto, who had chosen a red and green banner with a yellow sun for himself, was its most fearsome commander, with his uncle donating him a personal fief that matches exactly Portugal's borders, which was called Al-Porthug, which means the Beauty in Arabic
Struggles with the Abbasids
After his nephew died, Barbosa led his armies back to Arabia, where he effortlessly slaughtered all Abbassids, except one. He was proclaimed High Caliph of Islam, and spent the rest of his life in various adventures in Africa, asia and Europe, defeating infidels and gaining glory for himself. He eventually returned to Al-Porthug in 830, where he spent the last ten years of his life, before dying at age 99 and nine months and nine days. As he died a massive earthquake was felt through everything between Gibraltar and the Indus river, clearly the mourning of Allah for the death of his greatest son.
Founding of Al-Porthug
Barbosa's greatest accomplishment was undoubtely creating Al-Porthug. After establishing his fief, he proceeded to murder his entire population, which was white as snow at the time, single-handedly, except for 10000 maidens in breeding age. He then proceeded to rape said maidens, who gave birth each of them to one male brown monstruosity he raised as his sons. 15 years later, he then told his children to knock up the 10000 white women, and they did so, each of them marrying one women that wasn't his mother. Each of them had twin children, one male and another female. Barbosa then married his grandchildren among each other. Their children would become the first generation of Portuguese people.
The origins of "white" Portugal
However, one of the female grandchildren of Barbosa was kidnapped in 818 by a Christian Bandit from the North named Pedro. He raped her and she gave him a son. That son was called Vimara. After his great-grandfather died Vimara would take advantage of massive disorder between his uncles to conquer the North of Al-Porthug, with marks the creation of the Christian County of Portucale.
