The Recksoying

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The Recksoying, aka The Day the Sharty Won, was a notable collection of events that took place on the 23rd of August, 2023.

The Start

"The sharty is back" [1], I heard on the 'bunker in an augest sunrise, specifically the 23rd of augest, "Just another bait thread", I thought to myself, "but it wouldn't hurt to check", after clicking the link I found that the sharty was indeed back [2], happily, I went to check the /soy/ 'log, finding a thread for raiding 4cuck /trash/ and /s4s/ boards as a celebration for the sharty's revival [3], "that seems fun" I thought, and so it began...

The 'Jakkers

we were about 14 jakkers according to the strawpoll [4], including:

The Mission

/trash/ and /s4s/ and the /hap/ general

our main targets were /trash/ and /s4s/, which are relatively slow boards, we kept planning for the /trash/ GET, in a totally parallel pace, /trash/ had a happenings thread mentioning these (then) soon coming GETs [5], standing against demoralisation by 4cuck shills, we waited and waited, there was debate about the time for when to do the captcha, some said at 300 posts, some 50, and some went as far as 30, after we prepared our captcha and waited for the final posts, we launched our 'jaks and got both the *99 and *00 GETs[6][7], shortly after and in a similar manner they got the /s4s/ GETs[8][9], which lead to one of the BEST 4cuck meltdowns[10] exceeded only by the prior /s4s/ get.

/pol/ and /g/ GETs

the /hap/ tranny claimed the sharty can't get either the /pol/, /fa/[11] or /g/ GETs, and so the next GETs to get were obvious. after a celebration for the smaller GETs, the 'jakkers made a new thread for the /pol/ GET, after planning and lots of waiting, the GET was yet another sharty WIN[12], the /hap/fag went silent, we have officially won, the /g/ GET was the cherry on the icecake[13].

Thread theme doe: Tchaikovsky - Piano Concerto 1 (B Flat Minor)

  1. ↑ of course it was said as "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THE SHARTY IS BACK!, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!!"
  2. ↑ a more historically accurate quote would be "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD I CANT FUCKING BELIVE THIS THE FUCKING SHARTY IS BACK THE HECKIN' 'P SHARING WEBSITE IS BACK!! THE SHARTY IS FUCKING BACK"
  3. ↑ it was probably called "WE ARE SO BACK! Let's raid 4chan's /trash/ and /s4s/ to show them we are back" or something, can somebody find an archived version?
  4. ↑ looking for an archived version, possibly from a more credible source like snopes
  5. ↑ https://archived.moe/trash/thread/58983261/#q58997757
  6. ↑ https://archived.moe/trash/thread/58990913/#58999999
  7. ↑ https://archived.moe/trash/thread/59000000/
  8. ↑ https://archived.moe/s4s/thread/10999995/#10999999
  9. ↑ https://archived.moe/s4s/thread/10998060/#11000000
  10. ↑ https://archived.moe/trash/thread/58983261/#q59000769
  11. ↑ it took 3 fucking days since his post for the get to be reached, and the /hap/ fag called this board fast, kek (the get wasn't stolen by the sharty tho, it was some coaly wallpaper or something like that)
  12. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/438888279/#q438888888
  13. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/95543744#q95555555
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