User:Sneederald/Timothy

	THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX
	The subject of this article is about as real as the jarty is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

"HAHAHA I HACKED FROOT!!! You left yourself logged in , at the sprint store now your site is mine." - Timothy

Timothy is the current administrator of soyjak.party after Froot forgot to log out of his account at the Sprint store.

"guys Timothy is captain coal i swear!!!"

Conspiracy

Timothy is believed to have compromised the account of the current administrator, Froot, by a very small number of soyteens. The theory states that Froot forgot to log out of his soyjak.party account at a Sprint mobile phone store, and Timothy hijacked his account, thus running the sharty under his identity.

Rapeson Correlation

If you look very carefully at the picture, you will see a man with a black shirt. This is believed by some to be the infamous Rapeson. However, this theory is retarded because Rapeson was executed by lethal injection in 2007. (Or was he?)