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* [[The BLACKED Incident|Putting absolutely haram ads on every page]] | * [[The BLACKED Incident|Putting absolutely haram ads on every page]] | ||
* Being a hook-nosed jew | * Being a hook-nosed jew | ||
* Lying about kuz and taking everything he had<ref>https://archive.ph/7f9a7#selection-587.0-404.6</ref> | |||
* Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in [[The Great Soyset]]) | * Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in [[The Great Soyset]]) | ||
* Stood by while 'P and the [[Baby bot]] ravaged /soy/ | * Stood by while 'P and the [[Baby bot]] ravaged /soy/ |
Revision as of 19:21, 20 July 2023
Max is Jewish.
>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader
Anton Maximov✡, or yuka, was the director of the NSS and current owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he has posted under the handle Max ## Admin.
He is universally hated by teens because he's sold Sharty to the highest bidder, which could have resulted in the Coal That Destroyed The Sharty if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kikes ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.
he is cecefem's biggest fan[1]
He's also a Jew. We're not joking.
SLAM DUNK HIM INTO A TRASHCAN SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN
Early Life
Jew
Fees Doll had to pay Max
Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself. (this is 100% real by the way)
The Receipt Verbatim
- $50.00 - Transfer fee
- $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
- $10.00 - Unsightly website fee
- $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
- $100.00 - Time spent working on website this week in cost of wages
- $45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
- $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
- $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
- $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
- $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
- $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
$150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement
Tl;dr don't toss coins off a bridge around max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards
Crimes
- Selling the sharty which Doll already owned after kuz left
- Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
- Putting absolutely haram ads on every page
- Being a hook-nosed jew
- Lying about kuz and taking everything he had[2]
- Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
- Stood by while 'P and the Baby bot ravaged /soy/
- White genocide