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[[File:Soypocalypse.png|thumb|The great exodus]] | [[File:Soypocalypse.png|thumb|The great exodus]] | ||
[[File:The end of the sharty.png|thumb|Doll's message that appears when you go to [[Soyjak.party|Soyjaks.party]]]] | [[File:The end of the sharty.png|thumb|Doll's message that appears when you go to [[Soyjak.party|Soyjaks.party]]]] | ||
The '''Soypocalypse''', or '''Soymaggedon''' is an event | The '''Soypocalypse''', or '''Soymaggedon''' is an event which began on 14-15 August 2023. It begun after [[soyjak.party]] and [[jakparty.soy]] closed their doors to normal posters. finished with the shut down of both websites and openings of the [[Soyjak Bunker|bunker]] | ||
== How it happened == | == How it happened == |
Revision as of 13:59, 17 August 2023
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“ | A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Soyble scripture, the Bhagavad-Lita. Admin 6 is trying to persuade the Troon that xe should do xer duty and to impress xer takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'now I am become Coal, destroyer of gems.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another. | ” |
Cobson, shortly after the sharty's closure |
The Soypocalypse, or Soymaggedon is an event which began on 14-15 August 2023. It begun after soyjak.party and jakparty.soy closed their doors to normal posters. finished with the shut down of both websites and openings of the bunker
How it happened
- Red aka Pollyanna, a Kuz-era mod, former manager of the Party, and a Discord tranny who groomed a minor into cutting pollyanna into her skin, goes rogue and releases a "leak" which included IPs from the Party and staff, blanket rangebanning the entire Party and vandalizing Soyjak Wiki, all to advertise a 'cord where xhe released said leaks;
- Xhe was immediately fired from the Party staff and then from the Wiki, following an incredibly long and Looney Tunes-esque banfight between xhem and another 'ki moderator.
- Doll posts that the Party is up for sale, and it is unknown if a new buyer will be considered.
- The Party is brought offline, likely a prevention tactic before 'cordniggers could DDOS it or spam it with CSAM. Discuss current happenings at: Sharty is down.
- Doll took it down due to coalflare not working properly and because of the $8000 bid.
- The booru goes down. Admins get locked out of the server, and the server is wiped.
- Due to the massive influx of users and the lack of moderation manpower" (mass 'p spam), jakparty.soy is brought offline[1]
- Now without a home, soyteens fragment onto niche splinter sites hosted by various namecucks
- or teens return to the 4cuck for a uprising demanding /soy/ or the reopening of /qa/ through the flooding of all boards
- Many teens flock to bunker.soyjak.wiki, a splinter hosted here.
- The 8chan bunker, 8chan.moe/soy/ remains unscathed by the events.
- Max offers to buy the sharty for a lower price, with shitty ideas that will ruin the sharty even if he bought it, Doll declined
- Doll is a sellout who couldn't pay his fucking debts so he took the sharty hostage, do we really need to protect him?
- tsmt. doll bought it for a HUGE fuckin price which he could not afford at all. now because of that selfish prick we have no sharty.
- Doll is a sellout who couldn't pay his fucking debts so he took the sharty hostage, do we really need to protect him?
- When the nu-sharty opens some ‘teens go there too
- Soyjaks.party shows a message by Doll, announcing that he will not continue keeping the site online.
- The jarty announces they will return on August 16th, with increased measures against 'p spam.
^luke smith hands wrote this post MENTAL OUTLAW BVLLS WON
OH MY HECKING YOTSUBA ITS JUST LIKE THE BIBLE
- God = God
- Soyteens = The Israelites
- Soot = Moses
- Kuz = John the Baptist
- Doll = Saint Peter
- Max = The crowd of Jews that called for Jesus to be killed (Max represents every single one of them)
- Red = Judas
- Angeleno = Jesus
- Me = Noah from Noah's Ark because my name is Noah and that means noone else is allowed to be Noah but me ok <------ Pass me a slider <----- nuh uh
- Discord = The Devil
Soundtrack
- Badfinger - Baby Blue
- Falconer - We Sold Our Homesteads
- Candlemass - Solitude
- Penpals - Tell Me Why
- The Doors - The End
- Roy Orbison - It's Over
- DJ Shadow - You Can't Go Home Again
- Shiro Sagisu / Arianne - Komm, Susser Tod
- David Thoughie - Gem Cobbity[2]
- Black - Wonderful Life
- Warren Zevon - Keep Me In Your Heart For A While
- Vera Lynn - We'll Jak Again
- The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
- Johnny Cash - For The Good Times
- Songs: Ohia - Farewell Transmission
- КИНО - Звезда по имени солнце
- Ween - I'll Miss You
- Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory
- Karl Berbuer - Trizonesien-Song
- Peste Noire - Dueil Angoisseus
- Weezer — Say It Ain't So
- New Radicals — You Get What You Give
- Any song The Smiths did or whatever
- man these are all boomer songs 💀💀💀💀fuck this shit nigga imma put my own song
- NONE OF THESE ARE FUCKING BOOMER SONGS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU PERSONALLY HANGED AT MY DOORSTEP. <---- angry boomer
- t. zoomnigger
- NONE OF THESE ARE FUCKING BOOMER SONGS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU PERSONALLY HANGED AT MY DOORSTEP. <---- angry boomer
- Evanescence — Bring Me To Life
- Linkin Park — In The End
- Pete Rock & CL Smooth - They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.)
- Caramell - Caramelldansen
- Billy Joel - Goodnight Saigon
- The Aquabats - Hello, Goodnight
- Rammstein - Adieu
- Townes Van Zandt - Poncho and Lefty
- Coldplay - Viva la Vida
Citations
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230815005602/https://jakparty.soy/
- ↑ Tell Soot I love him very much: 'He knows...'