Admin 5

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Admin 5's depiction of being totally anonymous

THIS JUST IN: CHOOD WAS ACTUALLY some irrelevant janitor[it just is, ok?][1][2]

Admin 5, also known as the Saviour of the 'sharty, Chood, Ϫoot,[3] Soynonymous, briefly as Admin Ϫ[4] or even Chudolf Hitler is the current administrator of soyjak.party. He succeeded Doll and relaunched the party on August 20th, folowing the Soypocalypse (although it went down again the same day). Not much is currently known about him other than the fact that he did more to combat botspam and 'p in one hour than Doll and Max did in several months.

Many believed him to be Admin Ϫ, but this probably wasn't the case.[5][6][7]

Although he has a very distinct position, he refuses to namefag or reveal his identity causing others to speculate he's Max, Kuz, Doll or literally anyone. Some speculate that he is Soot because of his mail address [email protected][8] bearing a resemblance to Soot's other username, bruh21.

He was succeeded by Doll on August 22nd, 2023. It's currently unknown if Chood was another admin LARPing or a distinct one.

Tenure as admin

His first act as admin was bringing the 'Sharty back online. He then started to clean up the mess left by Doll: Unbanned everyone banned during the collapse, wiped the catalog and slaughtered Baby bot in a fell swoop, and shut down image uploads and replaced all of the recently made images with the a24 slow-burn soyjak with his mouth shut as a temporary measure against ‘P spam. He then shut down the 'Sharty again, probably temporarily, possibly due to DDOS attacks by rapid deploy CIA internet niggers.

Citations

  1. He just is, ok?
  2. Just trust me, ok?
  3. yes
  4. he's the goat
  5. I'm telling the truth, OK?
  6. Just believe me, OK?
  7. Trust me, OK?
  8. He mentioned it in a thread. believe me, OK?