Admin 5
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Admin 5, also known as Dr E[1], the Saviour of the 'sharty, Chood, Ϫoot,[2] Soynonymous, briefly to some as Admin Ϫ[3] or even Chudolf Hitler was the administrator of soyjak.party for a few hours on August 20th.[4] He succeeded Doll and relaunched the party following the Soypocalypse (although it went down again the same day). Not much is currently known about him other than the fact that he did more to combat botspam and 'p in one hour than Doll and Max did in several months.
Many believe him to be Admin Ϫ, but this probably wasn't the case.[5][6][7]
Although he has a very distinct position, he refuses to namefag or reveal his identity causing others to speculate he's Max, Kuz, Doll or literally anyone. Some speculate that he is Soot because of his mail address [email protected][8] bearing a resemblance to Soot's other username, bruh21. Others believe him to be Anton Maximov due to a similar posting style and love for money.
He was succeeded by Doll on August 22nd, 2023. Chood will not be coming back and he is probably just one of the jannies that already were on the site
Doll confirmed Chood and Dr. E are the same person
Tenure as admin
His first act as admin was bringing the 'Sharty back online. He then started to clean up the mess left by Doll: Unbanned everyone banned during the collapse, wiped the catalog and slaughtered Baby bot in a fell swoop, and shut down image uploads and replaced all of the recently made images with the a24 slow-burn soyjak with his mouth shut as a temporary measure against ‘P spam. He then shut down the 'Sharty again, probably temporarily, possibly due to DDOS attacks by rapid deploy CIA internet niggers.
Cult
An esoteric Cult has recently arisen around Admin 5. The Cult centres around threads of appreciation, pointing out what a “gigachad badass” Chood was in his few hours of adminhood. These threads are, like the ‘zelligposters of a while ago, necrobumped to no end, as part of a coordinated propaganda campaign for soyteens coming across him for the first time (as he is still rather obscure) to gain a favourable view of Chood.
Opponents are considered to be “Red” or “Pollyanna”.
Citations
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230901185256/https://soyjaks.party/q/thread/116594.html#116856
- ↑ yes
- ↑ he's the goat
- ↑ After which the site shut down again for 2 days, though the List_of_Administrators counts this as part of his tenure
- ↑ I'm telling the truth, OK?
- ↑ Just believe me, OK?
- ↑ Trust me, OK?
- ↑ He mentioned it in a thread. believe me, OK?
