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'''Alternate History''' is a genre of speculative fiction of stories in which one or more historical events occur and are resolved differently than in real life. It usually consists of  
'''Alternate History''' is a genre of speculative fiction of stories in which one or more historical events occur and are resolved differently than in real life. It usually consists of the same four or five scenarios like "What if Nazis won [[The men on Omaha beach|World War II]]" and "What if the South [[Buck Breaking|won the Civil War]]????" and is enjoyed primarily by 13 year olds and [[Trannies|trannies]] who play Hearts of Iron IV.
various scenarios like for example "What if Germans won [[The men on Omaha beach|World War II]]" and "What if the South [[Buck Breaking|won the Civil War]]?" and is enjoyed primarily by [[GigaChad|Chads]] who play Hearts of Iron IV.


== List of Shit/Good Alternate History Material ==
== List of notable Alternate History properties ==


=== Nu-Wolfenstein ===
=== Nu-Wolfenstein ===
Wolfenstein: The New Order and Wolfenstein: The New Colossus are alternative history video game which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially Jews and Niggers) are rounded up and geocoded, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.
Wolfenstein: The New Order and Wolfenstein: The New Colossus are alternative history video game which depicts a dystopian America after a successful [[/pol/|Nazi]] invasion. All minorities (especially Jews and Black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.


=== The Man in the High Castle ===
=== The Man in the High Castle ===
The Man in the High Castle is an alternative history novel (later an Amazon Prime series) which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially Kikes and Niggers) are rounded up and geocoded, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.
The Man in the High Castle is an alternative history novel (later an Amazon Prime series) which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially Jews and Black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.


Oh and Japan controls California
Oh and Japan controls California
=== The New Order: The Last Days of Europe ===
=== The New Order: The Last Days of Europe ===
The New Order: The Last Days of Europe is an alternative history modification for the Hearts of Iron IV which depicts a dystopian Europe after a successful Nazi occupation. All minorities (especially Kikes and Niggers) are rounded up and geocoded, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The mod features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.  
The New Order: The Last Days of Europe is an alternative history modification for Hearts of Iron IV which depicts a dystopian Europe after a successful Nazi occupation. All minorities (especially Jews and Black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The mod features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.  


Oh and Himmler rapes Belgian babies and bashes them against concrete walls (good)
Oh and Himmler rapes Belgian babies and bashes them against concrete walls


The mod is deliberately designed so that it is impossible to win as a non-democratic country.
The mod is deliberately designed so that it is impossible to win as a non-democratic country.
===Southern Victory===
Southern Victory is a series of alternative history novels which depicts a dystopian American South after a Confederate victory in the civil war. All Black people are rounded up and enslaved, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. They are later exterminated when TotallyNotHitler comes to power. Unlike other popular alternate history series, Southern Victory does not feature hyper-advanced technology for no reason!


===Southern Victory===
=== /Trump/ Lost ===
Southern Victory is a series of alternative history novels which depicts a dystopian American South after a Confederate victory in the civil war. All niggers are rounded up and enslaved, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. They are later exterminated.
Trump lost is a series of alternative history novels where instead of /trump/ gassing ALL kikes [[Soot]] bows to Charles Schwab. All chuds are rounded up and banned, yet there's still enough of them to cause total nigger death.


=== /Trump/ Won ===
=== Impjak Adventure: Soystein Becomes President ===
Trump Won is a series of alternative history novels where instead of /trump/ losing. All chuds rebel anginst Kalus Schwab and round up all niggers and [[Commie|commiepedotroons]] and then they exterminate all.  
[[Impjak Adventure]]: Soystein Becomes President is an alternate history pornography which depicts a utopian America after [[Dr. Soystein]] becomes president. After his election, Soystein distributes [[meds]] nationwide. These meds make everyone happy, but also have the effect of making all women (and trannies) fawn over him. All women are rounded up and raped by Soystein, yet there's still no way that the trannies will ever have sex. There is hyper-advanced technology because there just is, ok?


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Coalternate troonstory.jpeg|Alternate History fans say this and look like this
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Revision as of 13:32, 24 March 2022

Average Alternate History fan

Alternate History is a genre of speculative fiction of stories in which one or more historical events occur and are resolved differently than in real life. It usually consists of the same four or five scenarios like "What if Nazis won World War II" and "What if the South won the Civil War????" and is enjoyed primarily by 13 year olds and trannies who play Hearts of Iron IV.

List of notable Alternate History properties

Nu-Wolfenstein

Wolfenstein: The New Order and Wolfenstein: The New Colossus are alternative history video game which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially Jews and Black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

The Man in the High Castle

The Man in the High Castle is an alternative history novel (later an Amazon Prime series) which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially Jews and Black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

Oh and Japan controls California

The New Order: The Last Days of Europe

The New Order: The Last Days of Europe is an alternative history modification for Hearts of Iron IV which depicts a dystopian Europe after a successful Nazi occupation. All minorities (especially Jews and Black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The mod features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

Oh and Himmler rapes Belgian babies and bashes them against concrete walls

The mod is deliberately designed so that it is impossible to win as a non-democratic country.

Southern Victory

Southern Victory is a series of alternative history novels which depicts a dystopian American South after a Confederate victory in the civil war. All Black people are rounded up and enslaved, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. They are later exterminated when TotallyNotHitler comes to power. Unlike other popular alternate history series, Southern Victory does not feature hyper-advanced technology for no reason!

/Trump/ Lost

Trump lost is a series of alternative history novels where instead of /trump/ gassing ALL kikes Soot bows to Charles Schwab. All chuds are rounded up and banned, yet there's still enough of them to cause total nigger death.

Impjak Adventure: Soystein Becomes President

Impjak Adventure: Soystein Becomes President is an alternate history pornography which depicts a utopian America after Dr. Soystein becomes president. After his election, Soystein distributes meds nationwide. These meds make everyone happy, but also have the effect of making all women (and trannies) fawn over him. All women are rounded up and raped by Soystein, yet there's still no way that the trannies will ever have sex. There is hyper-advanced technology because there just is, ok?

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