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[[File: | [[File:New Level Retard.png|thumb|Pictured: A Feral suffering from Giga-Retard Syndrome. He displays complete alienation from anything resembling a rational thought, and he has an anti-matter black hole for a head. The perpetrators of this awful crime have not yet been identified.]] | ||
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[[ | '''Antimatter''' (aka '''Sharty Killing Coal''' or '''Coal 2''') is a newer, more potent form of [[Brimstone]]. Its quality is so atrocious that it gets universally hated by every Chud. Sometimes, certain examples of Antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible it is. | ||
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[[ | Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It's impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire [[Poopson]] saga was about. | ||
In a study on death row inmates<ref>Inside the Minds of Death Row Inmates, 2019 - Soyschwartz & SoyDonald</ref>, psoycologists found that creators of Antimatter (referred to as Supernigrum Lapis Improbus within the study) tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as [[Rapeson|murderers]], and cases of [[schizophrenia]] occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population. | |||
[[ | == In relation to other rankings == | ||
Antimatter is the second rarest known quality of post. It is only more common than a sharty saving diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. Scientists have concluded that this is due to the [[fact]] that the average soyteen has a higher capacitym to seethe than to appreciate a proper gem. | |||
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[[ | === Examples of Antimatter === | ||
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* '''[[Poopson]]''' (Poopson however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter) | |||
[[ | * [[Coal 3|'''Coal 3''']] | ||
[[ | * '''[[Petra|P*tra]]''' - Draws universal hate from chuds and troons alike, and from 4cucks and predditors. This is the definitive NAS antimatter, so unbearably awful that it may even be classified as a quasi-poopson or pseudo-coal 3. | ||
[[ | * [[Giggly Goonclown|'''Giggly Goonclown''']] - "I'd rather see cartel execution videos" -[[Anonymous]] | ||
* [[Brojak]] - NAP, but still awful past-brimstone stage. | |||
* "cryjak" is probably antimatter. | |||
* [[Variant:Unknown|Variant:Unknowns]] - As a group, they are not necessarily antimatter, but a few do reach this category of awfulness. Some of them get buried in the [[Booru.soy|'ru]]. | |||
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File:Petra.png|[[Petra|The original antimatter.]] Don't be fooled by her friendly look. | |||
File:Horrifying.jpeg|An horrifying AI re-render of what was once a [[Spadeson]]. Probably a [[Poopson]] | |||
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== References == | |||
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Revision as of 09:18, 1 October 2023
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Antimatter (aka Sharty Killing Coal or Coal 2) is a newer, more potent form of Brimstone. Its quality is so atrocious that it gets universally hated by every Chud. Sometimes, certain examples of Antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible it is.
Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It's impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire Poopson saga was about.
In a study on death row inmates[1], psoycologists found that creators of Antimatter (referred to as Supernigrum Lapis Improbus within the study) tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as murderers, and cases of schizophrenia occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population.
In relation to other rankings
Antimatter is the second rarest known quality of post. It is only more common than a sharty saving diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. Scientists have concluded that this is due to the fact that the average soyteen has a higher capacitym to seethe than to appreciate a proper gem.
Examples of Antimatter
- Poopson (Poopson however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter)
- Coal 3
- P*tra - Draws universal hate from chuds and troons alike, and from 4cucks and predditors. This is the definitive NAS antimatter, so unbearably awful that it may even be classified as a quasi-poopson or pseudo-coal 3.
- Giggly Goonclown - "I'd rather see cartel execution videos" -Anonymous
- Brojak - NAP, but still awful past-brimstone stage.
- "cryjak" is probably antimatter.
- Variant:Unknowns - As a group, they are not necessarily antimatter, but a few do reach this category of awfulness. Some of them get buried in the 'ru.
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References
- ↑ Inside the Minds of Death Row Inmates, 2019 - Soyschwartz & SoyDonald
