Petra

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Petra Is A DEAD MEME
The meme featured on this article is more stale than a frozen 'log.
Move on with your life you stupid fucking chud.
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Petra is darker than coal...

Petra is SILESIAN VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Petra is a forced meme?
Heccin' downvoted

Petra is a female worse-than-NAS antimatter forced by 1 poster. It came from a glamour lolita pedo thread[it just is, ok?] (possibly from catchan), similarily to that other forced 'p girl posted months ago on the sharty. Like other NAS coal, it is 100% banned from /soy/, but exceptionally, Petra is possibly banned sitewide, including /nate/. It is so brim that this very page was subjected to a week of heavy edit warring and was marked for deletion for a month.[1] Every Chud is in concurrence that P*tra is sharty killing coal.

Origin

The origin of this vantablack niggercoal is unknown. The image probably comes from a 'p website related to lolitas[it just is, ok?], but the only evidence is that a 'p spammer cordtroon no one really gives a shit about forced it. The first proven appearance of Petra is on /x/ on the 'cuck.[2]

"Petra" is Greek for "rock" or "stone"[3] suggesting that it was engineered to be Brimstone. Glowniggers have been unable to extract this info from β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ due to a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ at β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ at 2:30pm, June β–ˆβ–ˆth, 20β–ˆβ–ˆ. Agent Soysteinno relation has commented, "β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ unfortunate setbacks. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆ. Hopefully we can β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ it for the sake of National Security. Sneed." (Do not disclose this info until requirements are fulfilled and universal approval from β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)

Appearance

P*tra is an uncanny valley blonde [REDACTED] which looks AI-generated. Edits feature distorted facial features and are generally disturbing to look at. This also applies to the original, which looks like a police sketch and causes brain damage upon extended periods of exposure. It has been traced in an attempt to conform to IAS standards. Its horrid appearance has lead to it being banned from the sharty, and 'teens are unlikely to encounter it anymore.

Achievements

Petra has never achieved anything remotely close to the concept of comedy and it will never be funny ever (just like how trannies will never be women). It is, however, notable for being one of the few cases of Antimatter ever recorded.

The only things it has ever achieved is:

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Citations

Petra
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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