Antimatter

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Pictured: A Feral suffering from Giga-Retard Syndrome. He displays complete alienation from anything resembling a rational thought, and he has an anti-matter black hole for a head. The perpetrators of this awful crime have not yet been identified.

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Antimatter (aka Sharty Killing Coal or Coal 2) is a newer, more potent form of Brimstone. Its quality is so atrocious that it gets universally hated by every Chud. Sometimes, certain examples of Antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible it is.

Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It's impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire Poopson saga was about.

In a study on death row inmates[1], psoycologists found that creators of Antimatter tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as murderers, and cases of schizophrenia occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population.

In relation to other rankings

Antimatter is the second rarest known quality of post. It is only more common than a sharty saving diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. Scientists have concluded that this is due to the fact that the average soyteen has a higher capacity to seethe than to appreciate a proper gem.

Examples of Antimatter

  • Poopson (Poopson however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter)
  • Coal 3
  • Brojak - An extremely potent, exotic form of brimstone and likely a completely new state of matter, however not potent enough to be considered antimatter.
  • P*tra - Same as Brojak.
  • (You)[You just are, okay?]
  • "cryjak" is probably antimatter.

References

  1. Inside the Minds of Death Row Inmates, 2019 - Soyschwartz & SoyDonald