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[[File:Best soy wholesome soyjak stapler.png|200px|thumb|right|Best Soy's #1 Employee.]] | [[File:Best soy wholesome soyjak stapler.png|200px|thumb|right|Best Soy's #1 Employee.]] | ||
'''Best Soy''' | '''Best Soy''' was a hardware store staffed by a blue-shirted [[Wholesome Soyjak]]. Its most popular services were [[ear]] surgery and monitor repair, both facilitated with staplers. | ||
Best Soy was attacked by a crazed [[Soyjak]] armed with an M16 assault rifle and wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. The store was damaged and all customers and staff present were killed. A police officer named Officer Soyjon later arrived at the scene in his police car. Officer Soyjon took cover behind one of the car's front doors and shot the attacker in the head with his revolver. | |||
One of the victims of the attack was a Soyjak who went to Best Soy to have his monitor fixed after it got sliced in half by a [[Reddit]]or with a katana. It is unknown if this crime is connected to the shooter.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210402184714/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/65131.html </ref> | |||
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File:Soyak becomes happy because he can now soyquote others again since wholesome soyak at best soy fixed his monitor.png|A happy customer at the monitor repair station. | |||
File:Wojak repair station.png|[[Dr. Sprokeberg]]'s main ear surgery competitor. | |||
File:Officer soyjon responds to active shooter situation and defeats fedora trenchcoat soyak who killed smug computer soyak and happy repairman soyak.png|Officer Soyjon takes out the shooter. | |||
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[[Category:Institutions]] | [[Category:Institutions]] | ||
[[Category:Locations]] | [[Category:Locations]] | ||
Revision as of 13:53, 2 April 2021
Best Soy was a hardware store staffed by a blue-shirted Wholesome Soyjak. Its most popular services were ear surgery and monitor repair, both facilitated with staplers.
Best Soy was attacked by a crazed Soyjak armed with an M16 assault rifle and wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. The store was damaged and all customers and staff present were killed. A police officer named Officer Soyjon later arrived at the scene in his police car. Officer Soyjon took cover behind one of the car's front doors and shot the attacker in the head with his revolver.
One of the victims of the attack was a Soyjak who went to Best Soy to have his monitor fixed after it got sliced in half by a Redditor with a katana. It is unknown if this crime is connected to the shooter.[1]
Gallery
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A happy customer at the monitor repair station.
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Dr. Sprokeberg's main ear surgery competitor.
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Officer Soyjon takes out the shooter.
