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Best Soy was attacked by a crazed [[Soyjak]] armed with an M16 assault rifle and wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. The store was damaged and all customers and staff present were killed. A police officer named Officer Soyjon later arrived at the scene in his police car. Officer Soyjon took cover behind one of the car's front doors and shot the attacker in the head with his revolver. | Best Soy was attacked by a crazed [[Soyjak]] armed with an M16 assault rifle and wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. The store was damaged and all customers and staff present were killed. A police officer named Officer Soyjon later arrived at the scene in his police car. Officer Soyjon took cover behind one of the car's front doors and shot the attacker in the head with his revolver. | ||
One of the victims of the attack was a Soyjak who went to Best Soy to have his monitor fixed after it got sliced in half by a [[Reddit]]or with a katana. It is unknown if this crime is connected to the shooter.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/ | One of the victims of the attack was a Soyjak who went to Best Soy to have his monitor fixed after it got sliced in half by a [[Reddit]]or with a katana. It is unknown if this crime is connected to the shooter.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210403102724/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/65131.html </ref> | ||
[[File:Wojak repair station.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Dr. Sprokeberg]]'s main ear surgery competitor.]] | [[File:Wojak repair station.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Dr. Sprokeberg]]'s main ear surgery competitor.]] | ||
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File:Officer soyjon responds to active shooter situation and defeats fedora trenchcoat soyak who killed smug computer soyak and happy repairman soyak.png | File:Officer soyjon responds to active shooter situation and defeats fedora trenchcoat soyak who killed smug computer soyak and happy repairman soyak.png | ||
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Revision as of 05:31, 3 April 2021
Best Soy was a hardware store staffed by a blue-shirted Wholesome Soyjak. Its most popular services were ear surgery and monitor repair, both facilitated with staplers.
Best Soy was attacked by a crazed Soyjak armed with an M16 assault rifle and wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. The store was damaged and all customers and staff present were killed. A police officer named Officer Soyjon later arrived at the scene in his police car. Officer Soyjon took cover behind one of the car's front doors and shot the attacker in the head with his revolver.
One of the victims of the attack was a Soyjak who went to Best Soy to have his monitor fixed after it got sliced in half by a Redditor with a katana. It is unknown if this crime is connected to the shooter.[1]
