Breaking Bad

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Breaking Bad, also known as Slurping Soy and The Show Where Grown Men Stand Around in Fields is a 2008 television show, which along its sister show Better Call Saul has been the subject of many /tv/ and sharty threads. it revolves around science lover and chemistry teacher Walter White trying to cook as much Nigger Weed as possible so he can stand around in fields and sell it to people.

The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg

Two grown men stand around in a field and discuss "The Deal"

The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg is considered a contender for the best moment in television history by many Soyjaks along with Captain America Lifting Thor's Hammer but nobody can agree upon where exactly in the show it occurs. Top contenders include:

  • The time Walter went into the supermarket without double masking and got sent to the VR torture box for 100000 simulated years as punishment
  • The time Walter forgot to kneel at school when the George Floyd anthem started playing because he was too high on that nigger weed
  • The time Walter got mad at Skyler for seeing other men even though polyamory is totally natural and healthy

The Fly episode

The fly episode is considered by many to be the worst one because after killing the fly Jesse acts like a selfish fuck and doesn't eat it even though science shows bugs are a healthy source of protein.