Coomers

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Coomers is darker than coal... (MY PAGE ISNT VANTABLACK YOU beautiful aryan)

Every coomer looks exactly like this^{[it just is, ok?]}

(if youre from those stupid wojak videos then this page is for you, beatiful Aryan)

Coomers or cumbrains are people who spend alot of their time masturbating, they tend to have their right arm and palm (left if theyre a leftie) bigger and tougher than their left arm, that is due to their absurd amount of time they spend GOONING (btw they're totally not psyoped by the WEF to make them easier to control)

WAYS TO IDENTIFY A COOMER

coomers tend to be sweaty (from the lack of showers and from the "exercise" they do so much), their right arm is sometimes noticeably bigger than their left, pale, poor hygiene, bloodshot eyes from late night gooning. (see indieslop)

COOMER UNEVOLVING PROCESS

The more coomers coom, they want to look and try new things to goon, at first, coomers coom at "normal" poorn, also known as real women, then they wanna try something new, and this is where the second step starts, they start to coom to anthropomorphic beings (from indieslop usually of course) usually furries and stuff, then they start to develop homosexual uhh attractions tendencies? is that what its called? whatever and usually they include the furry anthro porn too, third step is they start cooming to things a "normal" person wouldn't find attractive, like a considerably rotund shape or very oversized body parts which is gross and yeah i dont wanna talk about it, AND THEN the 4th step, where they start to coom at slime, cub, loli all that sick shit, (BCUZ ITS JUST A HECCIN DRAWING, OKAY?!) i think usually the 4th step is the one that people cant come back from, i may be wrong but if you coom at that stuff youre a sick bastard (see gooseworx)

IF YOU'RE A COOMER, READ THIS.

I dont know why youre doing this, but youve got to try, youve got to open your third eye, goyim, you need to try to distract yourself for a day or two with some super cool interesting hobbies, (for the goyims who dont know what contact me in this account i think) usually 2 days is the best to cleanse all the poison from your frontal lobe, maybe you can try watching videos to motivate yourself or something, if you manage to get off it another day it will be easier the second day, and try not to even think about one of the porn vids you saw in your mind cuz youll probably just coom again, and block your devices too, once you do this, your mind will change in the good way, you will see so many things in everyday objects (speaking from experience as a schizo), its the first step to living well, but what matters is also what you do with the power, you can use it to live your life well, or for something greater, if you continue the path youre in, you'll probably not even have a kid or wife and start going after kids.

NEW COOMER RESEARCH 3/2/24

if coomers have gotten to the stage where they want to force their sick fetishes upon minors (see troons and indieslop) and if the minor has a friend who confronts the coomer that has metamorphosized into a groomer/pedophile, the new groomer can get incredibly defensive and impulsive, because after all, they wouldnt want to have their source of sexual arousal and making the new generations embrace their fetishes gone, unfortunately, if the coomer has built up enough trust with the minor, the minor can lose their friendship with the friend who confronted the coomer, inevitably leading to the minor falling victim to grooming and assimilating the croomer's sick fetishes and ACKing themselves of the shame after their parents find out, if you see any signs of this PREVENT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

>Cooming Le bad even doe it makes my pp feel good and jews hate it

<--- The porn industry is owned by jews you stupid fag (Even doe I use my imagination and dont use pornhub)

See also

Furries

Porn

Gooning

Trannies