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talk here 'teens
>it over
>ddos is when we make the operation fuckniggersandtroons1000 thread or so i've been told
>DOOOOOOOOOOOOLL FIX IT
=== What is DDoS? ===
DDosing or denial of service attacking, is when a seething little pissbaby who really hates a specific website, so, like the selfish litlle fuck you are, you set up a whole entire botnet to overwhelm the servers of said website, effectively killing the website as long as your botnet is active. It is illegal, not that it is enforced in any way. In the current age of inescapable internet drama, and the ease of DDoSing, any site that has enemies is almost garunteed to be DDoSed whenever possible. This has created an ecosystem in which every contriversial website absolutely requires a DDoS mitigation service, like [[Cloudflare]], to even exist. Currently, as of 2023, the sharty uses Cloudflare. In the older internet, that was all that was needed to make DDoSing a non-issue for chuddy sites like ours. '''Unfortunately, that is no longer the case'''
=== Getting Dropped ===
Back in 2022, an attentionwhore [[Trannies|tranny]] streamer and activist by the name of Lucas(Keffals) decided to take it upon xerself to create a completely new avenue of DDoSing sites that hurt xer feelings. Xe employed cancel culture in a way never seen before, to coerce cloudflare into dropping the imfamous tranny orbiting website, [[kiwifarms]] from the service, or else cloudflare would literally be supporting the targeted harrassment and murder of innocent transgirls through [[suicide]]! At first, cloudflare tried to suck lolbertarian pecker and laugh at the troons, but they eventually caused enough of a media stir that cloudflare had to bend over out of fear for their esg score. With cloudflare out of the way, the trannies could resume their DDoSing in peace. Meanwhile, [[Joshua Conner Moon|Josh Troon]], head of kiwifarms, threw a big hissy bitch fit in his tiny [[Serbia|serbian]] appartment until some good samaratins helped his broke ass figure out a way to develop countermeasures to this kind of attack. The result of all of this is that cancel culture became a new risk to chuddy websites. Trannies have now been trained to go after the providers of the various services required for websites to exist, such as domain registrars, in efforts to force websites that are chuddy to be taken down.
=== DDoSing of The Sharty ===
The Sharty is still DDoSed frequently, as the cloudflare service must be toggled on and off and is not a 24/7 thing(They probably charge for how long you run the service). These DDoSes are often done through spamming script botnets, often made by bored disenfranchised 'teens or corders. [[Ronald]], the owner of the [[soyjak.in]] [[splinter]]/[[bunker]] site, and creator of babybot, is thought to be responsible for ocassional DDoSes via his botnets.
>ddos is when we make the operation fuckniggersandtroons1000 thread or so i've been told
>DOOOOOOOOOOOOLL FIX IT
What is DDoS?
DDosing or denial of service attacking, is when a seething little pissbaby who really hates a specific website, so, like the selfish litlle fuck you are, you set up a whole entire botnet to overwhelm the servers of said website, effectively killing the website as long as your botnet is active. It is illegal, not that it is enforced in any way. In the current age of inescapable internet drama, and the ease of DDoSing, any site that has enemies is almost garunteed to be DDoSed whenever possible. This has created an ecosystem in which every contriversial website absolutely requires a DDoS mitigation service, like Cloudflare, to even exist. Currently, as of 2023, the sharty uses Cloudflare. In the older internet, that was all that was needed to make DDoSing a non-issue for chuddy sites like ours. Unfortunately, that is no longer the case
Getting Dropped
Back in 2022, an attentionwhore tranny streamer and activist by the name of Lucas(Keffals) decided to take it upon xerself to create a completely new avenue of DDoSing sites that hurt xer feelings. Xe employed cancel culture in a way never seen before, to coerce cloudflare into dropping the imfamous tranny orbiting website, kiwifarms from the service, or else cloudflare would literally be supporting the targeted harrassment and murder of innocent transgirls through suicide! At first, cloudflare tried to suck lolbertarian pecker and laugh at the troons, but they eventually caused enough of a media stir that cloudflare had to bend over out of fear for their esg score. With cloudflare out of the way, the trannies could resume their DDoSing in peace. Meanwhile, Josh Troon, head of kiwifarms, threw a big hissy bitch fit in his tiny serbian appartment until some good samaratins helped his broke ass figure out a way to develop countermeasures to this kind of attack. The result of all of this is that cancel culture became a new risk to chuddy websites. Trannies have now been trained to go after the providers of the various services required for websites to exist, such as domain registrars, in efforts to force websites that are chuddy to be taken down.
DDoSing of The Sharty
The Sharty is still DDoSed frequently, as the cloudflare service must be toggled on and off and is not a 24/7 thing(They probably charge for how long you run the service). These DDoSes are often done through spamming script botnets, often made by bored disenfranchised 'teens or corders. Ronald, the owner of the soyjak.insplinter/bunker site, and creator of babybot, is thought to be responsible for ocassional DDoSes via his botnets.
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