Even though
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Even though is a logical conjunction.[1] It is an important linguistic phrase in Soyspeak, and is commonly used on the 'party to explain why thing bad even though reason why it's not.
"Even though" funny even though it stale and repetitive.
Usage
If the beginning statement is exceptionally long and wordy, soyical writers may want to consider adding "is le bad" before introducing "even though" so that it can more easily be understood, even though its improper english.
"Even though" copypasta
Main article: List of copypasta#Even Though
The Even Though copypasta, also known as abortions bad even though it kills niggers, is a globally well-known but also somewhat infamous work of literature that has been a revered Confucian classic since the Han Dynasty, even though nobody outside of the soy community gives a shit about this.
It's considered infamous mainly by the "anti-thougher" movement due to the massive use of "tho" in the sentences, and others say that "it contradicts itself in various parts of it". But despite all this, the "copypasta" is still being studied and memorised by centuries of scholars.
