Food
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Food is what people eat. Alongside water, it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we die. Food is sometimes featured in various Soyjak edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the Impossible Burger), or as sort of hat worn by Soyjak on his head (see Fruit Soyjaks for more information). A whole genre of Soyjaks are based around a particularily agressive variant of Soyjak demanding you eat the bugs. Bugs are not food though, and should never be confused for it.
Food should not be confused with drinks, of which Sproke is a prominent example.
