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/g/ - Technology is the technology freetard board on 4chan, also where ballmerposting originated and is most often found.

It is home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman who likes to eat from his foot fungus[1] as a saviour of humanity. The users are friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers[it just is, ok?] who actually enjoy coding[it just is, ok?], the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.[it just is, ok?]

Linux IS communism... because it just is, okay?
Saint IGNUcius Richard Stallman

History

Little known fact /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - Lolicon proving Moot is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged.

Shit /g/entoomen love to do

  • Not understand technology
  • Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way
  • Praying to their lord and savior Richard Stallman
  • Telling you that YOU WILL INSTALL GENTOO !
  • Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn
  • Coding, or at least they claim to
  • Learning needlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter
  • Having console wars with different operating systems
  • Drive a schizophrenic man to suicide[2] and cry about said mans death
  • Cry about technology they can't afford[3] and obsessively project their race[4][5][6][7][8][9][10]
  • Using a low resolution CRT from the 90s because it just looks so much better (it doesn't)


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