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A GET is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID. [1]

Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten.

Types of GET [2]

X denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.

Sequence Name
XX Dubs
XXX Trips
XXXX Quads
XXXXX Quints
XXXXXX Sexes
XXXXXXX Septs
XXXXXXXX Octs
XXXXXXXXX Nons
XXXXXXXXXX Decs

Natural vs Artificial GETs

A natural GET is a GET that is obtained accidentally, without the poster being aware that their post was likely to be a GET. By contrast, an artificial GET (also known as a scripted GET) is a GET that was obtained on purpose by way of the poster carefully timing when they post in order to increase their chances of obtaining a GET. While it is often impossible to tell for certain whether a GET is natural or artificial, a surefire way to identify an artificial GET post is if it references GETs and/or the digits it expects to have. GETs are more likely to be identified as natural if their content is informal and they look to be unscripted and unexpecting of receiving much attention.

GETs on /soy/

To be researched: previous GETs on /soy/. Can (You) help us?

77777 GET

Post no. 77777 was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped Wholesome Soyjak.[3] It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the casus belli for the Soyvil War.

Stop posting this awful soy.

88888 GET

Post no. 88888 was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak.[4] It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.

>>88888

WE POGGERS NAO

99999 and 100000 GETs

Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.

Post no. 99999 featured a picture of Gawr Gura.[5]

The reactions were for the most part enthusiastic, calling the post a massive racist win.[6] It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board,[7] and this milestone post represents a good occasion to bring it back.

Due to the June 8, 2021 hacking incident, this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.[8]

FUCK NIGGERS

Post no. 100000 featured a picture of Cirno, with no commentary.[9]

Reactions were more lukewarm. One poster commented:

completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails.[10]

Cirno is associated with the number 9, and losing the 99999 GET by one post is extremely fitting for her canonical reputation as a mentally retarded character.[11]

This thread was not restored on June 8.

(No caption.)

In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been Satania, given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.[12]

Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.

111111 GET

Post. no 111111 was obtained on June 17, 2021.[13] It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies. As of June 20, 2021, it has 145 replies.[14]

Kill all swedish people

GETs on other boards

To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

References

  1. ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get
  2. ↑ https://s4s.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Checks#The_List
  3. ↑ /soy/, post no. 77777. I scored a perfect 100 in my last IQ test lol. April 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html#77777
  4. ↑ /soy/, post no. 88888. >>88888 / WE POGGERS NAO. May 16, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88888.html#88888
  5. ↑ /soy/, post no. 99999. FUCK NIGGERS. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#99999
  6. ↑ /soy/, post no. 100013. massive racist win. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#100013
  7. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/2020*/https://soyjak.party/holo/
  8. ↑ /soy/, post no. 100839. The shark gem is back. June 8, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210608193254/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#100839
  9. ↑ /soy/, post no. 100000. (No caption). June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html#100000
  10. ↑ /soy/, post no. 100062. completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html#100062
  11. ↑ Cirno is known for her childishness (read: stupidity) [...] in the manual for Phantasmagoria of Flower View, she is labeled as "9. Moron" in an explanation of the game screen's layout. [...] Due to the infamous manual screenshot, Cirno has been nicknamed "Nine-ball" or simply "⑨". https://touhou.fandom.com/wiki/Cirno/Fun_Facts
  12. ↑ The two threads can be found towards the bottom of the page. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602125143/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
  13. ↑ /soy/, post no. 111111. >Switzerland. June 17, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210617133055/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/110842.html#111111. Archived on June 17, 2021.
  14. ↑ /soy/, post no. 111111. >Switzerland. June 17, 2021. https://archive.ph/YQIlQ#111111. Archived on June 20, 2021.
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