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|[[Impish Soyak Ears|Impjak]]'s adventure began with a visit to the local Swedish mosque. He then ate the mosque, engulfing the entire structure in his mouth and swallowing it whole. After he finished eating the mosque, he returned to his home, a small and patriotically decorated shed, to watch some [[Markiplier Soyjak|Markiplier]]. However, his consumption of the mosque made him too large to fit in the small shed. Despite his recent meal, Impjak was still hungry and decided to eat his home. | |[[Impish Soyak Ears|Impjak]]'s adventure began with a visit to the local Swedish mosque. He then ate the mosque, engulfing the entire structure in his mouth and swallowing it whole. After he finished eating the mosque, he returned to his home, a small and patriotically decorated shed, to watch some [[Markiplier Soyjak|Markiplier]]. However, his consumption of the mosque made him too large to fit in the small shed. Despite his recent meal, Impjak was still hungry and decided to eat his home. | ||
After swallowing the entire shed whole, Impjak then decided to visit [[Capitol Reef National Park]]. Despite feeling a foreboding sense of unease upon reaching the park, Impjak continued into the park to explore the area. | After swallowing the entire shed whole, Impjak then decided to visit [[Capitol Reef National Park]]. Despite feeling a foreboding sense of unease upon reaching the park, Impjak continued into the park to explore the area. | ||
For no known reason, Impjak then chopped his right leg off with a hacksaw. He then sowed it to his head. The smell of blood attracted a small group of lesser [[Fingerboy]]s. Impjak grabbed one of them and ate it alive, causing the other Fingerboys to tremble in fear. Using one of the remaining Fingerboy nymphs, Impjak attempted to fashion a prosthetic leg. He failed due to the terrified Fingerboy scratching at his stump. | For no known reason, Impjak then chopped his right leg off with a hacksaw. He then sowed it to his head. The smell of blood attracted a small group of lesser [[Fingerboy]]s. Impjak grabbed one of them and ate it alive, causing the other Fingerboys to tremble in fear. Using one of the remaining Fingerboy nymphs, Impjak attempted to fashion a prosthetic leg. He failed due to the terrified Fingerboy scratching at his stump. | ||
Perhaps due to the excruciating pain, Impjak took some meds prescribed to him by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He soon lost consciousness and found himself wandering through a strange, dark dream state. Impjak soon became aware of a [[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak|Schizojak]] lurking in the darkness. Impjak turned to face the sinister being. He visualised a statement he disagreed with next to the Schizojak, possibly to contextualise the situation and, by soyquoting, remind himself that the Schizojak is really just another [[Soyjak|'jak]]. After his attempt to disarm the Schizojak seemed successful, Impjak pulled the Schizojak's mouth even further open and climbed through, using it as a portal. | Perhaps due to the excruciating pain, Impjak took some meds prescribed to him by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He soon lost consciousness and found himself wandering through a strange, dark dream state. Impjak soon became aware of a [[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak|Schizojak]] lurking in the darkness. Impjak turned to face the sinister being. He visualised a statement he disagreed with next to the Schizojak, possibly to contextualise the situation and, by soyquoting, remind himself that the Schizojak is really just another [[Soyjak|'jak]]. After his attempt to disarm the Schizojak seemed successful, Impjak pulled the Schizojak's mouth even further open and climbed through, using it as a portal. | ||
Waking up, he found that he had been supernaturally reborn as a Swedish tapeworm. After seeing a severed soyjak head, Impjak realised he was in the stomach of a large, adult Fingerboy. Suddenly, Impjak was regurgitated by the Fingerboy. After this rude expulsion, Impjak noticed he was still in CRNP, and was surrounded by a litter of hungry juvenile Fingerboys (Fingerlings). The Fingerboy who coughed him up was in fact the Fingerboy broodmother, and she meant to feed her young. Acting quickly, Impjak pounced toward one of the Fingerboy youngsters and forced his tail down its throat, parasitically commandeering its body. As the process ended, Impjak successfully became an impish Fingerboy. | Waking up, he found that he had been supernaturally reborn as a Swedish tapeworm. After seeing a severed soyjak head, Impjak realised he was in the stomach of a large, adult Fingerboy. Suddenly, Impjak was regurgitated by the Fingerboy. After this rude expulsion, Impjak noticed he was still in CRNP, and was surrounded by a litter of hungry juvenile Fingerboys (Fingerlings). The Fingerboy who coughed him up was in fact the Fingerboy broodmother, and she meant to feed her young. Acting quickly, Impjak pounced toward one of the Fingerboy youngsters and forced his tail down its throat, parasitically commandeering its body. As the process ended, Impjak successfully became an impish Fingerboy. | ||
Noticing a change in her offspring, the Fingerboy broodmother soon became suspicious of Impjak. Impjak panicked and vomited [[Sproke]] onto the concerned matriarch. The broodmother at first appeared sympathetic to Impjak, but without warning kicked him out of the nest, assuming him to be gravely ill and unlikely to survive. Impjak was knocked out by the force of the kick. | Noticing a change in her offspring, the Fingerboy broodmother soon became suspicious of Impjak. Impjak panicked and vomited [[Sproke]] onto the concerned matriarch. The broodmother at first appeared sympathetic to Impjak, but without warning kicked him out of the nest, assuming him to be gravely ill and unlikely to survive. Impjak was knocked out by the force of the kick. | ||
After waking up, Impjak discovered that he had landed near a small cabin by the side of a road. Suddenly, a man of indeterminate Eastern-European origin emerged from the desert and spoke to Impjak in a strange, foreign language. While he seemed friendly at first, Impjak soon noticed that the man was performing a racist hand gesture, an illegal act in Sweden. Impjak cast a rock at the man, striking him dead. Soon afterwards, another mysterious figure appeared, making a shrill and unpleasant noise. However, it soon disappeared before Impjak could get a good look at it. | After waking up, Impjak discovered that he had landed near a small cabin by the side of a road. Suddenly, a man of indeterminate Eastern-European origin emerged from the desert and spoke to Impjak in a strange, foreign language. While he seemed friendly at first, Impjak soon noticed that the man was performing a racist hand gesture, an illegal act in Sweden. Impjak cast a rock at the man, striking him dead. Soon afterwards, another mysterious figure appeared, making a shrill and unpleasant noise. However, it soon disappeared before Impjak could get a good look at it. | ||
Impjak noticed that it was evening, and that it was starting to get cold. Since a cold night without shelter would be a death sentence for a scrawny Fingerboy youngster, Impjak decided to seek refuge in the cabin. The cabin was furnished with a bed, a rifle mounted on the wall, and a desktop computer. Ignoring the cabin's other offerings, the tired Impjak went straight to the bed, sleeping through the night. | Impjak noticed that it was evening, and that it was starting to get cold. Since a cold night without shelter would be a death sentence for a scrawny Fingerboy youngster, Impjak decided to seek refuge in the cabin. The cabin was furnished with a bed, a rifle mounted on the wall, and a desktop computer. Ignoring the cabin's other offerings, the tired Impjak went straight to the bed, sleeping through the night. | ||
When he woke up, Impjak, struck by a strange urge, fingerbated. This resulted in him expelling several tiny Fingerlings. Hatching a devious plan to exact revenge on the broodmother, Impjak repeated this activity several times, continuing until he had expelled a small army of fingerlings. Impjak and his offspring soon found the broodmother alone in the park. They charged into battle, soon overwhelming the broodmother with their superior numbers. After his decisive victory, Impjak took the broodmother's place as leader of the CRNP Fingerboys. | When he woke up, Impjak, struck by a strange urge, fingerbated. This resulted in him expelling several tiny Fingerlings. Hatching a devious plan to exact revenge on the broodmother, Impjak repeated this activity several times, continuing until he had expelled a small army of fingerlings. Impjak and his offspring soon found the broodmother alone in the park. They charged into battle, soon overwhelming the broodmother with their superior numbers. After his decisive victory, Impjak took the broodmother's place as leader of the CRNP Fingerboys. | ||
Settling in to his new Fingerboy role, Impjak went hunting the park for visiting 'jaks. He soon encountered a Norwegian tourist taking photos of the park. Impjak first attempted to steal the Norwegian's iPhone, however on closer inspection saw that he had no pockets and in fact was wearing no clothes at all. Quickly dispatching the alerted 'jak, Impjak then picked up the Norwegian's dropped digital camera, flipping through the various photographs saved on it. He encountered a photo of someone who looked deeply familiar, thinking that the person may even be him from a past life. He quickly disregarded this, however, instead deciding to take a quick selfie for posterity and returning the camera to its deceased former owner. | Settling in to his new Fingerboy role, Impjak went hunting the park for visiting 'jaks. He soon encountered a Norwegian tourist taking photos of the park. Impjak first attempted to steal the Norwegian's iPhone, however on closer inspection saw that he had no pockets and in fact was wearing no clothes at all. Quickly dispatching the alerted 'jak, Impjak then picked up the Norwegian's dropped digital camera, flipping through the various photographs saved on it. He encountered a photo of someone who looked deeply familiar, thinking that the person may even be him from a past life. He quickly disregarded this, however, instead deciding to take a quick selfie for posterity and returning the camera to its deceased former owner. | ||
After this expedition, Impjak returned to the cabin and devised an ingenious trap using a [[Soylent]] bottle, a cardboard box, and a small stick. Impjak then posted an ad on Craigslist to lure unsuspecting 'jaks to the cabin. He then lies in wait under the bed. | After this expedition, Impjak returned to the cabin and devised an ingenious trap using a [[Soylent]] bottle, a cardboard box, and a small stick. Impjak then posted an ad on Craigslist to lure unsuspecting 'jaks to the cabin. He then lies in wait under the bed. | ||
Soon after, Markiplier arrives at the cabin. He walks through the door, talking just like he does in his wholesome gaming videos. Impjak tries greeting him but Markiplier appears not to hear. It was then that Impjak noticed that the visitor was not Markiplier at all, but in fact a [[Markiplier Soyjak (Patient)|delusional schizo]] wearing a straitjacket who merely thought he was Markiplier. "Markiplier"'s commentary abruptly cut off when he noticed the bottle of Soylent on the floor. As the schizo lunged for the Soylent, the box fell on his head and he was trapped. | Soon after, Markiplier arrives at the cabin. He walks through the door, talking just like he does in his wholesome gaming videos. Impjak tries greeting him but Markiplier appears not to hear. It was then that Impjak noticed that the visitor was not Markiplier at all, but in fact a [[Markiplier Soyjak (Patient)|delusional schizo]] wearing a straitjacket who merely thought he was Markiplier. "Markiplier"'s commentary abruptly cut off when he noticed the bottle of Soylent on the floor. As the schizo lunged for the Soylent, the box fell on his head and he was trapped. | ||
After securing the box with heavy-duty tape, Impjak dragged it out of the cabin and into the road. He wrote "FREE SOYLENT" on the box and posted another Craigslist ad in an effort to lure even more 'jaks. | After securing the box with heavy-duty tape, Impjak dragged it out of the cabin and into the road. He wrote "FREE SOYLENT" on the box and posted another Craigslist ad in an effort to lure even more 'jaks. | ||
Suddenly, Impjak's thoughts are invaded by a profound urge to say [[the n word|NIGGER]]. After a brief struggle with the urge, Impjak finally said it, feeling immense relief as he did so. But then he suddenly froze from fear as he remembered that saying the n word is a hate crime punishable by death in his native Sweden. The hate-speech monitoring microchip in his brain immediately broadcast an execution warrant to Sweden's authorities. The might of Sweden's law enforcement had been instantly dispatched to kill Impjak. | Suddenly, Impjak's thoughts are invaded by a profound urge to say [[the n word|NIGGER]]. After a brief struggle with the urge, Impjak finally said it, feeling immense relief as he did so. But then he suddenly froze from fear as he remembered that saying the n word is a hate crime punishable by death in his native Sweden. The hate-speech monitoring microchip in his brain immediately broadcast an execution warrant to Sweden's authorities. The might of Sweden's law enforcement had been instantly dispatched to kill Impjak. | ||
Despite the mounting danger, Impjak decided to remain in the area and see his 'jak-luring plan through to the end. As night approached, Impjak made another sign on the side of the cabin advertising that there was even more free Soylent inside. He then hid behind the cabin's open door. | |||
Soon, he smelled blood outside. His highly sensitive sense of smell placed the source of the odor at the box containing the trapped schizo. This struck Impjak as very strange considering there were no Fingerboys around. Impjak then ordered some of his Fingerlings to keep watch for incoming 'jaks or Swedish law enforcement, allowing him to briefly leave the safety of the cabin to check on Schizoplier. Opening the box, Impjak found the schizo grotesquely maimed and bloody. Shocked, he drew back from the box and let out a surprised screech. The schizo remained unmoving in the box, apparently dead from blood loss. Suddenly, a floating soyjak head appeared out of the night sky. Impjak recognized it as the head that was previously in the Fingerboy broodmother stomach before it was regurgitated alongside him. This time, it appeared to have supernatural powers and a strange blue aura. It was emitting the sound of static, through which Impjak could make out only a few words about the "British Broadcasting Corporation". Impjak began an attempt to communicate with it, but before he could say anything he was interrupted by a hand reaching through the floating head's mouth. Soon, a man climbed out of the head, revealing the hand to belong to none other than [[Dr. Soyowicz]]. Impjak, recognizing Dr. Soyowicz, starts to talk to him. | Despite the mounting danger, Impjak decided to remain in the area and see his 'jak-luring plan through to the end. As night approached, Impjak made another sign on the side of the cabin advertising that there was even more free Soylent inside. He then hid behind the cabin's open door. Soon, he smelled blood outside. His highly sensitive sense of smell placed the source of the odor at the box containing the trapped schizo. This struck Impjak as very strange considering there were no Fingerboys around. Impjak then ordered some of his Fingerlings to keep watch for incoming 'jaks or Swedish law enforcement, allowing him to briefly leave the safety of the cabin to check on Schizoplier. Opening the box, Impjak found the schizo grotesquely maimed and bloody. Shocked, he drew back from the box and let out a surprised screech. The schizo remained unmoving in the box, apparently dead from blood loss. | ||
Suddenly, a floating soyjak head appeared out of the night sky. Impjak recognized it as the head that was previously in the Fingerboy broodmother stomach before it was regurgitated alongside him. This time, it appeared to have supernatural powers and a strange blue aura. It was emitting the sound of static, through which Impjak could make out only a few words about the "British Broadcasting Corporation". Impjak began an attempt to communicate with it, but before he could say anything he was interrupted by a hand reaching through the floating head's mouth. Soon, a man climbed out of the head, revealing the hand to belong to none other than [[Dr. Soyowicz]]. Impjak, recognizing Dr. Soyowicz, starts to talk to him. | |||
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Revision as of 07:11, 24 April 2021
Impjak Adventure, also known as Choose your own Swedish adventure and The Adventures of Impjak, is an ongoing "Choose Your Own Adventure"-inspired webcomic on the /soy/ board of soyjak.party, where it is promoted as a stickied post. It started in 2021-04-05, and quickly gained popularity.[1] It has had several different authors. The comic has featured several characters and elements from the soyjak universe, including Impish Soyak Ears, Fingerboys and Dr. Soyowicz.
Format
Impjak Adventure is a highly innovative, experimental, and immersive interactive story experience. Taking cues from respected media such as classic role-playing games and text adventures, Adventure allows anyone who replies to the thread to dictate the course of story by giving simple instructions to Impjak, the main character. These instructions are then interpreted and used to advance the story by numerous[2] creative chuds on soyjak.party. The story of Impjak Adventure is expressed in the form of illustrations accompanied by text, which is used to give further context to the illustrations and to convey important story details, and is also sometimes used for dialogue between characters.
Animated series
The comic has been adapted into an animated series, using subtitles and text-to-speech voiceover in conjunction with the original illustrations to transform the comic into a unique audiovisual experience. 2021-04-11 saw the release of the first episode (enumerated in the original filename as "v0.01") as a .mp4 video file on soyjak.party[3], instantly receiving critical acclaim. The episode was later published on youtube, where it quickly gained a whopping 200 views.[4] A second episode was released that same day, this time identified in the filename as "v0.02"[5]. This episode is essentially an extended version of the first, featuring that entire episode plus extra lore created since its release.
Story (WIP)
| Impjak's adventure began with a visit to the local Swedish mosque. He then ate the mosque, engulfing the entire structure in his mouth and swallowing it whole. After he finished eating the mosque, he returned to his home, a small and patriotically decorated shed, to watch some Markiplier. However, his consumption of the mosque made him too large to fit in the small shed. Despite his recent meal, Impjak was still hungry and decided to eat his home.
After swallowing the entire shed whole, Impjak then decided to visit Capitol Reef National Park. Despite feeling a foreboding sense of unease upon reaching the park, Impjak continued into the park to explore the area. For no known reason, Impjak then chopped his right leg off with a hacksaw. He then sowed it to his head. The smell of blood attracted a small group of lesser Fingerboys. Impjak grabbed one of them and ate it alive, causing the other Fingerboys to tremble in fear. Using one of the remaining Fingerboy nymphs, Impjak attempted to fashion a prosthetic leg. He failed due to the terrified Fingerboy scratching at his stump. Perhaps due to the excruciating pain, Impjak took some meds prescribed to him by Dr. Soyberg. He soon lost consciousness and found himself wandering through a strange, dark dream state. Impjak soon became aware of a Schizojak lurking in the darkness. Impjak turned to face the sinister being. He visualised a statement he disagreed with next to the Schizojak, possibly to contextualise the situation and, by soyquoting, remind himself that the Schizojak is really just another 'jak. After his attempt to disarm the Schizojak seemed successful, Impjak pulled the Schizojak's mouth even further open and climbed through, using it as a portal. Waking up, he found that he had been supernaturally reborn as a Swedish tapeworm. After seeing a severed soyjak head, Impjak realised he was in the stomach of a large, adult Fingerboy. Suddenly, Impjak was regurgitated by the Fingerboy. After this rude expulsion, Impjak noticed he was still in CRNP, and was surrounded by a litter of hungry juvenile Fingerboys (Fingerlings). The Fingerboy who coughed him up was in fact the Fingerboy broodmother, and she meant to feed her young. Acting quickly, Impjak pounced toward one of the Fingerboy youngsters and forced his tail down its throat, parasitically commandeering its body. As the process ended, Impjak successfully became an impish Fingerboy. Noticing a change in her offspring, the Fingerboy broodmother soon became suspicious of Impjak. Impjak panicked and vomited Sproke onto the concerned matriarch. The broodmother at first appeared sympathetic to Impjak, but without warning kicked him out of the nest, assuming him to be gravely ill and unlikely to survive. Impjak was knocked out by the force of the kick. After waking up, Impjak discovered that he had landed near a small cabin by the side of a road. Suddenly, a man of indeterminate Eastern-European origin emerged from the desert and spoke to Impjak in a strange, foreign language. While he seemed friendly at first, Impjak soon noticed that the man was performing a racist hand gesture, an illegal act in Sweden. Impjak cast a rock at the man, striking him dead. Soon afterwards, another mysterious figure appeared, making a shrill and unpleasant noise. However, it soon disappeared before Impjak could get a good look at it. Impjak noticed that it was evening, and that it was starting to get cold. Since a cold night without shelter would be a death sentence for a scrawny Fingerboy youngster, Impjak decided to seek refuge in the cabin. The cabin was furnished with a bed, a rifle mounted on the wall, and a desktop computer. Ignoring the cabin's other offerings, the tired Impjak went straight to the bed, sleeping through the night. When he woke up, Impjak, struck by a strange urge, fingerbated. This resulted in him expelling several tiny Fingerlings. Hatching a devious plan to exact revenge on the broodmother, Impjak repeated this activity several times, continuing until he had expelled a small army of fingerlings. Impjak and his offspring soon found the broodmother alone in the park. They charged into battle, soon overwhelming the broodmother with their superior numbers. After his decisive victory, Impjak took the broodmother's place as leader of the CRNP Fingerboys. Settling in to his new Fingerboy role, Impjak went hunting the park for visiting 'jaks. He soon encountered a Norwegian tourist taking photos of the park. Impjak first attempted to steal the Norwegian's iPhone, however on closer inspection saw that he had no pockets and in fact was wearing no clothes at all. Quickly dispatching the alerted 'jak, Impjak then picked up the Norwegian's dropped digital camera, flipping through the various photographs saved on it. He encountered a photo of someone who looked deeply familiar, thinking that the person may even be him from a past life. He quickly disregarded this, however, instead deciding to take a quick selfie for posterity and returning the camera to its deceased former owner. After this expedition, Impjak returned to the cabin and devised an ingenious trap using a Soylent bottle, a cardboard box, and a small stick. Impjak then posted an ad on Craigslist to lure unsuspecting 'jaks to the cabin. He then lies in wait under the bed. Soon after, Markiplier arrives at the cabin. He walks through the door, talking just like he does in his wholesome gaming videos. Impjak tries greeting him but Markiplier appears not to hear. It was then that Impjak noticed that the visitor was not Markiplier at all, but in fact a delusional schizo wearing a straitjacket who merely thought he was Markiplier. "Markiplier"'s commentary abruptly cut off when he noticed the bottle of Soylent on the floor. As the schizo lunged for the Soylent, the box fell on his head and he was trapped. After securing the box with heavy-duty tape, Impjak dragged it out of the cabin and into the road. He wrote "FREE SOYLENT" on the box and posted another Craigslist ad in an effort to lure even more 'jaks. Suddenly, Impjak's thoughts are invaded by a profound urge to say NIGGER. After a brief struggle with the urge, Impjak finally said it, feeling immense relief as he did so. But then he suddenly froze from fear as he remembered that saying the n word is a hate crime punishable by death in his native Sweden. The hate-speech monitoring microchip in his brain immediately broadcast an execution warrant to Sweden's authorities. The might of Sweden's law enforcement had been instantly dispatched to kill Impjak. Despite the mounting danger, Impjak decided to remain in the area and see his 'jak-luring plan through to the end. As night approached, Impjak made another sign on the side of the cabin advertising that there was even more free Soylent inside. He then hid behind the cabin's open door. Soon, he smelled blood outside. His highly sensitive sense of smell placed the source of the odor at the box containing the trapped schizo. This struck Impjak as very strange considering there were no Fingerboys around. Impjak then ordered some of his Fingerlings to keep watch for incoming 'jaks or Swedish law enforcement, allowing him to briefly leave the safety of the cabin to check on Schizoplier. Opening the box, Impjak found the schizo grotesquely maimed and bloody. Shocked, he drew back from the box and let out a surprised screech. The schizo remained unmoving in the box, apparently dead from blood loss. Suddenly, a floating soyjak head appeared out of the night sky. Impjak recognized it as the head that was previously in the Fingerboy broodmother stomach before it was regurgitated alongside him. This time, it appeared to have supernatural powers and a strange blue aura. It was emitting the sound of static, through which Impjak could make out only a few words about the "British Broadcasting Corporation". Impjak began an attempt to communicate with it, but before he could say anything he was interrupted by a hand reaching through the floating head's mouth. Soon, a man climbed out of the head, revealing the hand to belong to none other than Dr. Soyowicz. Impjak, recognizing Dr. Soyowicz, starts to talk to him. >Impboy: Doctor Soyowicz??? What are you doing here? >Soyowicz: Ach, nein! My experiment vas a failure! Ze patient in ze box had escaped ze asylum. Vhen I tried to adminizter ze remote BBC therapy it destroyed hiz eardrumz! >Impboy: So that's what happened! But... wait, why were you in that head? >Soyowicz: Ah! It was mein reconnaizzance vezzel! It emits ze BBC frequenzies! >Impboy: But why were you in the fingermother's stomach earlier? >Soyowicz: Ach! Much to mein embarrassment, I vas caught by ze fingerboys vhen I entered ze park. Danke for coming along and saving me, mein little wormy friend! >Impboy:No problemo, friendo! Say, how about you and I team up? I might be expecting some unfriendly visitors later and could use the backup. >Soyowicz: Zay no more, mein comorade! I vill assist you in ze upcoming battle, and perhaps acquire new patients for testing! Impjak hopped in the floating soyjak head (which turned out to be called Nuclear-Infused Gyrating Gizmo Embarkment Relocation v.5, or N.I.G.G.E.R.5 for short) with Soyowicz. Soyowicz produced a map with which they could plan their journey to acquire more allies for the upcoming battle. Before takeoff, Impjak told his Fingerlings to guard the cabin. |
Citations
- ↑ https://soyjak.party/soy//res/66177.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210424085103/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/66177.html#67977
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210424085103/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/66177.html#69555
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8_5O1k57_M
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210424085103/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/66177.html#69782
