Internetoids

Internetoids are a more severe stage of algorithm sluts, who consoomed goycial media and the internet so hard that their only life is their job and their heccin' validation from strangers. Coomers, troons, (see indieslop) and in general people who overuse the power of the internet in bad ways classify as internetoids. (this applies to you too. soyim.)

Internetoids tend to spend alot of their time either gaming their "new" goyslop AAA game or their "old" "style" indieslop A or AA game, (ultrakill, some indie game who relies on only ONE unique mechanic to get popular) and if they arent a gamer (which to be honest is probably worse if they are a social mediaoid cause in games you actually do something ((depends on the game too), they probably spend their time on their jewtube or chink chok (tik tok), either brainlessly consuming trashtent such as how big kim kardashian's butt is or something or think they're educated (although i respect it if they try do make the best out of whatever theyre using) by improperly consooming either actually educational content or edutrash content, even if you watch educational content it doesn't matter if you don't consume it properly and forget about the information after a day (again depends what you learn) their conscious opinions tend to be easily influenced by the people that they watch, either some cretins in a podcast blabbering and screaming about how good the current product is or something (idk i dont really watch this stuff but im pretty sure i have a good idea of how its like) or some glowie tabloid channel like ASAPscience or some other WEF sponsored "edutainment" channels who are half truths when it comes to controversial things.

APPEARANCE/SYNTHESIS

Like many other foreordained horrible things that have materialized in quarantine, internetoids were one of many that appeared in this world, most people (including me) are still quite primitive at our core, we still have the desire to feel pleasure (we are genetically engineered by aliens btw, if that matters.) and many people ended up falling trap to their phones and devices and fell into the loop, they tend to lie to themselves by saying "pfft, dad, it was always like this, you elders just want to complain! and say the old times are better or something! before there was people complaining about newspapers!" (implying that the distribution of technology that can access so much information and endless mindless entertainment to the masses wouldn't make a difference in how the population behaves LOL, besides that, the internet is a new thing to this world, i dont believe most of our minds have adapted to it) and things like "its my life, my choice." internetoids don't want to admit that they have a chronic addiction, and when they do, they'll say something like "i'll fight my social media addiction tomorrow" and not actually doing what they said.

BEHAVIOUR

internetoids have little to no culture, only internet culture, "OMG LOOK AT THIS CUTE thing EEEEE!!!" *shows phone* and tend to converse with eachother ONLY what happens in the internet, "OMG did you hear what happened to *random jewtuber*" "YEAH I KNOW ITS SO CRAZY" among other things, internetoids also tend to talk a combination of english and their native language, often times weakening their vocabulary in their maternal language by slowly replacing every word with english subconsciously due to consooming ze social media, and since they forget their culture, they're the perfect sheep to herd, they'll just comply to whatever their new masters tell them to do, internetoids and their interests VERY LARGELY vary, from furries to anti furries, indieslop lovers to AAA lovers, coomers to "red-pills" (they're a misinterpretation planted by the world economic forum to cause confusion, keep in mind theres many interpretations of things, not just one.) and lets not forget the many pedophile dogwhistles like boykisser and gnarpy that the cross-social-media mega algorithm spreads to minors.

YOU'RE AN INTERNETOID?

i dont have time to type right now so go to coomers