Algorithm Sluts

Algorithm sluts are terminally online zoomers; trannies or spiritually trannies, who watch youtube video essays over biblically accurate angels and liminal spaces. Their media consumption is controlled by multi-billion dollar conglomerates who make them take in the teenager equivalent of Elsagate slop. They think discord memes are the funniest shit and only know the sharty as the place where incomprehensible wojacks come from. They are the brimstone killing the sharty.

>I ❤️ being terminally online
Average soyjak.party user

List of things algorithm sluts like

• Biblically accurate angels
• MyHouse.wad
• dopamine detox
• soul vs soulless
• drum and bass
• idubbbz
• pizza tower
• ai.sponge
• chainsaw man
• Deltarune
• demon slayer
• Me when I lie on the internet
• lolicon
• The Amazing Nigger Circus
• that weird incest game that keeps getting shilled on the 'sharty
• I'm not your therapist
• my guy
• problematic shippers
• safe edgy starter pack
• X taking Ls/Ws
• voice acting memes
• iFunny gif captions
• the plural is vinyl not vinyls
• POV: X when they Y
• none of these words are in the bible
• turn-of-the-millennium aesthetics
• PNGtubers
• gameplay loop
• Rick and morty
• earthbound inspired RPG
• it's called being a decent human being
• it's almost as if
• PS5 exclusives
• likable characters
• capybara
• it's ok to watch cartoons as an adult
• hyperpop
• phonk
• Ted Kaczynski
• they're my literally me character
• ice spice
• pixel art looks better on CRT
• PSX graphics
• "petite bourgeois"
• stimming
• Frutiger Aero (fuhrer aryan doe)
• my brother in christ
• hazbin hotel
• spoopy season
• speculative evolution
• jreg
• source games
• indie games
• Jerma985
• non-euclidean videogames
• logo simplification
• thank you for changing my life
• BUY HER GAME!
• countryballs
• Ketchup week
• burn local
• Lost media (even doe it's extremely gemmy and the Lost Media Wiki has a Black QVEEN as xhiers mascot)
• youtube shorts
• having a normal one
• serotonin
• Quirky cat videos
• comfort characters
• edutainment
• video essays
• Iceberg charts (even doe they usually contain high-IQ Aryan information)
• analog horror
• psychological horror
• cropped rule34 ""memes""
• "dommy mommy"
• "femboys"
• twitter trends
• BBC porn
• LOUD STREAMERS SCREAMING ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!
• White people be like
• >MUH [X minority here] REPRESENTATION!!!!!!!
• Peter Griffin/Tony Stark explains the most obvious joke ever.
• [X character] explains something completely mundane
• Based Niggers
• south park
• reddit
• atheism
• Anything you like and/or I dislike
• countryhumans
• indieslop
• der' cord
• helluva boss
• talking like the current slang (even doe after a year they'll replace their vocab with the next current slang)
• glitch productions
• """""""offensive"""""" meme compilations
• redditgoy channels (emkay for example)
  • ultrakill
  • undertale
  • boykisser (pedophile dogwhistle by the wae... OH AND DONT FORGET THAT THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT ARE EITHER PEDOS OR GROOMED KIDS)
  • (insert current meme here)
  • tiktok or insta reels (BTW DONT ASK HOW I KNOW THESE... OKAY?!)

See also

• Zoomer Derangement Syndrome
• Autism