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''This page is about the illegitimate apartheid state named "Israel", it is not to be confused the true continuation of Israel, the Church.''{{CitationNeeded}}
[[File:Israsel flag sarrsss.png|thumb|Israel's Flag as of 2023|511x511px]]
 
Israel (even though isn’t real) (also known as the holy land, [[Captain Coal|Palestine]], the most democratic country in the middle-east, [[Max|jew]]<nowiki/>land) is a nation on the coast of the Middle-East bordering the Mediterranean Sea. It's a [[Jews|jewish]] secular state founded by britbongs because [[The Holocaust|THE 6 GORILLION]]!!!!!!! [[Schizophrenia|The land which was inhabited previously and throughout all of history not by jews and is thus historically not of the jews]]. [[Schizophrenia|The nation first was mixed with arab and jews but the nation slowly got consumed by jews during their conquest. Who thought that would happen, surely wasn't planned out. THOSE BLOODY JEWS! The nation is founded on the belief of a jewish state (zionism). The nation is the greatest ally of America and needs YOUR MONEY!]]
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[[File:Israsel flag sarrsss.png|thumb|Israel's Flag as of 2024|300px]]
Israel (even though isn’t real) (also known as: the holy land, [[Palestine]], the most democratic country in the middle-east([[ev&o]] a third of its pop. cant vote), [[Max|jew]]<nowiki/>land) is a nation on the coast of the Middle-East bordering the Mediterranean Sea. It's a [[Jews|jewish]] <s>ethnostate</s> secular state founded by britbongs because [[Hitler|THE 6 GORILLION]]!!!!!!!


they are currently getting the [[BBC|'BC]] by force GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG  
they are currently getting the [[BBC|'BC]] by force GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG  


^ seething Mutt goyim faggot who will be beheaded by Brazilian Drug Cartels when xhe doesn't pay the ransom money  
{{Echoes|^ seething Mutt goyim faggot who will be beheaded by Brazilian Drug Cartels when xhe doesn't pay the ransom money}}
[[File:ISRAEL KAHANA WAS RIGHT.png|alt=kahana was right|thumb|TRVE ISRAELI FLAG]]


== Military ==
== Military ==
[[File:Israel.png|thumb|The Brave Citizens Of Israel]]
[[File:Israel.png|thumb|The Brave Citizens Of Israel]]
Israel is a very militant nation, especially since every nation surrounding it wants it occupied by arabs and Jerusalem no longer under jewish hands. Something said surrounding nations can't since the rest of the world will rape it and Israel is very well equipped for war. Despite being constantly bombarded by sugar powered rockets made by children and every militant Islamic organization being against it the nation still stands strong because the jews truly are gods chosen!
Israel is a very militant nation, especially since every nation surrounding it wants it occupied by arabs and Jerusalem no longer under jewish hands.  


Their military ranks 18th of the entire world.
{{Echoes|Despite being constantly bombarded by sugar powered rockets made by children and every militant Islamic organization being against it the nation still stands strong because the jews truly are gods chosen! Their battle-tested(on [[baby|children]]) military ranks 18th in the entire world.}}


== History ==
== History ==
The nation was as said founded after the atrocities the [[Chudjak|chuds]] committed against jewkind; Also [[zionism]] was on the rise world wide so the jews had to go somewhere. After many proposed places to have the jewish nation in Palestine was eventually chosen despite it then being surrounded by enemies and people living there having no interest living among jews. Especially after they were promised by the west that after they revolted against the [[Turkiye|ottomans]] they won't be taken over. The jews they just needed Jerusalem, because, they just did okay? The new found mandated nation was quickly engulfed in a sort of civil war though it was more of an invasion so in between 1945 and 1975 the nation was constantly fighting of arabs. Eventually Israel just got rid of most their arabs and the rest just get put in large ghettos.  
During the 19th century some ethnic jew called Theodore Hertzel(uncicrcumcized goy btw) wanted to do a heccin nationalism, he told everyone that jews should have a nation somewhere, and called it "[[Zionism]]". After many proposed places to have the jewish nation in, Palestine was eventually chosen to be colonized. After that the [[Eternal Anglo|brits]] promised to fulfill the zionists' desires so they could get shekels from the insanely rich {{Echoes|[[Klaus Schwab|rothschilds]]}}. <--[https://www.reddit.com/r/orthotropics/comments/qvlyw9/honest_question_does_mewing_really_works/ SNOPES FACT CHECK: 'schwab is NOT jewish]
 
The [[arab]]s already in palestine were promised by the brits that if they revolted against the [[Turkiye|turks]] they will [[lie|have their own nation]]. Actually britian and [[france]] cut up the middle east in bullshit ways instead. The new-found Palestine mandate was quickly engulfed in a wave of kike immigration, which angered the arabs(naturally) and in the 1940s the 6 gorillion happened and even more jews flooded into palestine. This caused a 100 year long ethnic conflict, throughout it Israel just got rid of most their arabs with full '[[mutt]] support (because of shared judeo-western values or however abby shapiro is BLACKED) and the rest just got put in [[Hitler|large ghettos]]. then {{Echoes|Hamas}} invaded...


The nation also became best friends with [[USA|the United States]] and got a lot of fancy weapons while also developing their own battle tested weaponry.  
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There has been a noted correlation between Israel and bright blue cat racebait threads on the [[4cuck]] /pol/ board.{{CitationNeeded}}


Israel is a diverse country of [[Jews|judatic Iassy 'jaks]]
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Revision as of 09:18, 16 April 2024

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Israel is Jewish.

This page is about the illegitimate apartheid state named "Israel", it is not to be confused the true continuation of Israel, the Church.[it just is, ok?]

>BOOM BOOM KILL DA JOOS

>>BOOM BOOM KILL DA JOOS

Israel's Flag as of 2024

Israel (even though isn’t real) (also known as: the holy land, Palestine, the most democratic country in the middle-east(ev&o a third of its pop. cant vote), jewland) is a nation on the coast of the Middle-East bordering the Mediterranean Sea. It's a jewish ethnostate secular state founded by britbongs because THE 6 GORILLION!!!!!!!

they are currently getting the 'BC by force GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

(((^ seething Mutt goyim faggot who will be beheaded by Brazilian Drug Cartels when xhe doesn't pay the ransom money)))

Military

The Brave Citizens Of Israel

Israel is a very militant nation, especially since every nation surrounding it wants it occupied by arabs and Jerusalem no longer under jewish hands.

(((Despite being constantly bombarded by sugar powered rockets made by children and every militant Islamic organization being against it the nation still stands strong because the jews truly are gods chosen! Their battle-tested(on children) military ranks 18th in the entire world.)))

History

During the 19th century some ethnic jew called Theodore Hertzel(uncicrcumcized goy btw) wanted to do a heccin nationalism, he told everyone that jews should have a nation somewhere, and called it "Zionism". After many proposed places to have the jewish nation in, Palestine was eventually chosen to be colonized. After that the brits promised to fulfill the zionists' desires so they could get shekels from the insanely rich (((rothschilds))). <--SNOPES FACT CHECK: 'schwab is NOT jewish

The arabs already in palestine were promised by the brits that if they revolted against the turks they will have their own nation. Actually britian and france cut up the middle east in bullshit ways instead. The new-found Palestine mandate was quickly engulfed in a wave of kike immigration, which angered the arabs(naturally) and in the 1940s the 6 gorillion happened and even more jews flooded into palestine. This caused a 100 year long ethnic conflict, throughout it Israel just got rid of most their arabs with full 'mutt support (because of shared judeo-western values or however abby shapiro is BLACKED) and the rest just got put in large ghettos. then (((Hamas))) invaded...

Relation with imageboard culture

oy vey…

There has been a noted correlation between Israel and bright blue cat racebait threads on the 4cuck /pol/ board.[it just is, ok?]