Israel
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Israel (even though isn’t real) (also known as the holy land, Palestine, the most democratic country in the middle-east, jewland) is a nation on the coast of the Middle-East bordering the Mediterranean Sea. It's a jewish secular state founded by britbongs because THE 6 GORILLION!!!!!!! The land which was inhabited previously and throughout all of history not by jews and is thus historically not of the jews. The nation first was mixed with arab and jews but the nation slowly got consumed by jews during their conquest. Who thought that would happen, surely wasn't planned out. THOSE BLOODY JEWS! The nation is founded on the belief of a jewish state (zionism). The nation is the greatest ally of America and needs YOUR MONEY!
they are currently getting the 'BC by force GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
^ seething Mutt goyim faggot who will be beheaded by Brazilian Drug Cartels when xhe doesn't pay the ransom money
Military
Israel is a very militant nation, especially since every nation surrounding it wants it occupied by arabs and Jerusalem no longer under jewish hands. Something said surrounding nations can't since the rest of the world will rape it and Israel is very well equipped for war. Despite being constantly bombarded by sugar powered rockets made by children and every militant Islamic organization being against it the nation still stands strong because the jews truly are gods chosen!
Their military ranks 18th of the entire world.
History
The nation was as said founded after the atrocities the chuds committed against jewkind; Also zionism was on the rise world wide so the jews had to go somewhere. After many proposed places to have the jewish nation in Palestine was eventually chosen despite it then being surrounded by enemies and people living there having no interest living among jews. Especially after they were promised by the west that after they revolted against the ottomans they won't be taken over. The jews they just needed Jerusalem, because, they just did okay? The new found mandated nation was quickly engulfed in a sort of civil war though it was more of an invasion so in between 1945 and 1975 the nation was constantly fighting of arabs. Eventually Israel just got rid of most their arabs and the rest just get put in large ghettos.
The nation also became best friends with the United States and got a lot of fancy weapons while also developing their own battle tested weaponry.
Israel is a diverse country of judatic Iassy 'jaks
