Linux

Arch Linux (rolling) running GNOME 42.4, Gnu IceCat 102.3 and Nemo File Manager 5.4.3. Cute and valid!

GNU+Linux Or as I have recently taken to calling it, GANOO/Systemd/Udev/DBus/Wayland/TransRights/Linux is the result of decades of combined effort between controversial software developer Richard ("fat atheist jew") Stallman and accomplished hardware engineer LinusTechTips. It really only exists to further the purposes of soyposting because you can't actually use it for school or work^{[it just is, ok?]} since that usually requires you to use Microsoft Office to write shitty text files, or Adobe Photoshop to draw circles (which is impossible to do in GIMP), but you can quote 'boys like there's no tomorrow. It is primarily used by either chuds or trannies, there is no in-between.

Linux is a kernel and not an operating system, it is horrible (less horrible than GNU+Windows) and should be avoided if possible. The vanilla linux kernel is almost 40% proprietary binary blobs, Alternatives can be GANOO-slash-Linux-libre, Hurd, Plan9 or any BSD like like FreeBSD or OpenBSD! DEATH TO THE PENGUIN!

Soyquoting with Bash

The man behind the tools used here, Richard Soylman

Here are some ways to optimize and invigorate your soyquoting. Even if you have Windows or whatever, just install Bash (Borne-again Soy H). Make sure you have sed and the other tools made by the fat guy who eats shit from his foot. (Emacs will always be a gem, in fact, we are working on sharty support for emacs so that richard stallman will be able to post on /tech/ personally!)

# Greentext every line
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^/>/g' # or
sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"

# Redtext every line
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or,
sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"

# Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting)
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | sed 's/^/>/g'

# Capitalize everything and greentext it
THE_SOY="PUT_TEXT_HERE"
echo "$THE_SOY" | sed 's/^\(.*\)/>\U&/g' # or,
echo "$THE_SOY" | tr [:lower:] [:upper:] | sed 's/^/>/g'

# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL /g'

# The above but more schwab-like and negative
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g'

# Post-schwabquoting
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g'

# Add Artificial (You)s to every link-quote
sed -E 's/(>>[0-9]+)/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"