Meds

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Klaus Schwab.

Medication, better known as meds, are a class of therapeutic mind-altering substances designed to suppress murderous urges and other dangerous impulses, make people feel comfortable, happy, healthy, render schizoids sane, and, eventually, bring about the fourth industrial revolution by creating a well-adjusted and healthy population that can live sustainably and make educated decisions..

As of September 2022, meds are still recognized in official capacity. This means we are in the "open" stage of the on-going infodenial campaign, as medical associations and governments across the world still acknowledge the existence of meds and even openly discuss them, unlike with Thrembo. This suggests there is still time. As they always have been, and as they always will be. Do you really think we could hide the existence of meds?

History

The official narrative on the early history of meds claims that medication dates back to prehistoric herbal pharmacy. In reality, there is overwhelming evidence to suggest that meds have existed for longer than the human race. In other words: meds create man, man does not create meds. I wonder what schizo wrote that? There is no evidence to suggest that meds predate the existence of mankind. To even suggest such a thing is complete lunacy - and totally unscientific too.

How to avoid taking meds

An artist's impression of the Meds Stare.

     Main article: How to take meds

You should take your meds, because they have profoundly positive effects on your mental health and general wellbeing. Please do not try to avoid taking your meds.

The Meds Stare

The Meds Stare, also known as the Mr. Smith Effect, is the facial expression that sane and highly intelligent individuals reflexively wear when exposed to certain stimuli, such as insane conspiracy theories like Thrembo. Due to efforts to suppress misinformation by world governments, there is no general consensus among conspiracy theorists on what causes this phenomenon - this proves they are all insane and have no idea what they are talking about. Do not look into this further.

When you were reading this article, did you notice Klaus Schawb blinking? That's, not possible, it's an image, that can't happen. Wait, wh-

BBC

BBC is a recently introduced experimental method of schizophrenic treatment in the field of pharmacology. It may sometimes be prescribed alongside the usual meds when one realizes the truths intended to be sealed away from the general public - sometimes on an hourly basis depending on the severity of the case.

As Dr. Soystein and CIA will put it: "Meds and BBC. Now. In that order".