Nigger
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This article is about the cornerstone of written language. For niggers that glow in the dark, see CIA.
Nigger, also stylised as NIGGER, is a racially discriminatory slur against people of the coloured persuasion. The word is often attested within enlightened scientific communities to be the most comical utterance ever to emerge from the English language, perhaps even besting the mighty though. Many[2] a highly intelligent commentator utilize the humorous properties inherent to the aforementioned lexical unit to bestow network-based dissertations upon a grand audience of fellow intelligentsia sophists via the Internet, pioneering a new form of scholarly discussion with highly potent jocual relief. However, academically indigent peoples pertinaciously contest such a usance by cause of trifling picayune, thereby partaking in an initiative as bestially as the ostentation of salacity and as vitriolic as eternal pandemonium. Let it henceforth be promulgated to one and all, that from the first stirrings of life in the animal kingdom to the matured societies still forthcoming, conveying the hallowed term "NIGGER" represents the cumulative achievement of all life punctuated by the labour of all humanity, satisfying a speaker's essence to the utmost extremities in the boundless levels of eudaimonia, lustrating a listener's psyche to the paramount effects of meditation, such a felicitous activity is imperative to contemporary quotidian lifestyle and to the augment in saeculum still forthcoming.
All niggers, especially wild niggers, are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken and some white hoes to share amongst their tribe. No respectable white people should ever come into contact with a gang of niggers. If you are a white person who has had contact with a nigger-wait, who are we kidding? Niggers don't know how to read anyway. If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint assimilate you and transform you into one of them. Luckily, the nigger taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.
