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{{Tranny}}[[File:poog.jpg|thumb|alt=A virtually hairless black skinned guinea pig with orange fur on it's nose with chewed lettuce on it's side. |An image of Poog with chewed lettuce.]]
{{Tranny}}[[File:poog.jpg|thumb|alt=A virtually hairless black skinned guinea pig with orange fur on it's nose with chewed lettuce on it's side. |An image of Poog with chewed lettuce.]]
'''Poog''' is the [[Nigger|black]], [[schizophrenia|SUSPECTED]] to be [[Trannies|trans]], guinea pig of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinny_pig skinny pig strain] of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He is very commonly posted within /soy/ and also has had memes made about him.
'''Poog''' was the [[Nigger|black]], [[schizophrenia|SUSPECTED]] to be [[Trannies|trans]], guinea pig of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinny_pig skinny pig strain] of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He was very commonly posted within /soy/ and also had memes made about him.


==Social media and interactions==
==Social media and interactions==
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=== Matlock ===
=== Matlock ===
[[File:Poog Matlock.jpg|thumb|Poog eating a carrot while watching Matlock in the background.]]
[[File:Poog Matlock.jpg|thumb|Poog eating a carrot while watching Matlock in the background.]]
Apparently Poog's favorite show is Matlock. This theory is supported by the amount of pictures and videos of Poog that have Matlock in the background, such as his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-8toQCQxc farewell video dedicated to the demise of the 'arty.]
Apparently Poog's favorite show was Matlock. This theory is supported by the amount of pictures and videos of Poog that have Matlock in the background, such as his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-8toQCQxc farewell video dedicated to the demise of the 'arty.]




One of his favorite songs is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk Lil B's - Suck My Dick Hoe], for his reference to Matlock. '''<Aryan Music even doe its made by a nigger'''
 
One of his favorite songs was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk Lil B's - Suck My Dick Hoe], for his reference to Matlock. '''<Aryan Music even doe its made by a nigger'''




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== Death ==
== Death ==
on january 2 2024, xe die from aids like kuz<ref>https://archive.md/pLygy</ref>
On January 2nd, 2022, a thread was posted to [[Soy/|/soy/]] announcing Poog’s death. Many ‘teens first thought the post was a hoax, but [[Root|ROOT]] posted in the thread to confirm that it was real.<ref>https://archive.md/pLygy</ref>
 
 
 


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Revision as of 22:01, 2 January 2024

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This Person is trans btw, if that matters.
A virtually hairless black skinned guinea pig with orange fur on it's nose with chewed lettuce on it's side.
An image of Poog with chewed lettuce.

Poog was the black, SUSPECTED to be trans, guinea pig of the skinny pig strain of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He was very commonly posted within /soy/ and also had memes made about him.

Social media and interactions

Apart from it's interactions with the (now BACK, WE RE JUST GETTING STARTED) soyak(s).party, PoogGOD uploads on youtube under the channel https://www.youtube.com/@Mother2IsTheBestGame , enjoy your heckin 5m blogging videos about the life of a troon guinea pig, you heckin wholesome redditerino !

Theories

Raped

Gringo. The image that started it all.

The origin of this is quite strange, but actually began when somebody posted a thread with a GIF of a chinchilla which was supposedly getting raped, having a seizure, dying, or a combination of the three in a box. Within this thread a 'teen talked about a chinchilla he once bought from an animal convention which died within days, because unknown to the 'teen, the chinchilla was suffering from a rectal prolapse, which immediately prompted other 'teens to accuse the owner of chinchilla anal rape.

After this was admitted, the 'teen decided to post the first images of Poog which he got from the same convention, but since there was already discussion of animal rape and anal prolapses from other 'teens in the thread already, the 'teens then accused this 'teen of possibly raping Poog and his other pets as well.


This then prompts him to post images of Poog to show his well being.[1]

Rectal prolapses are actually relatively common in chinchillas, because they are gay nigger animals that are delicate as a harlequin babby made of glass.

Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse. I couldn't add it to the article, because Angeleno is as fragile as a chinchilla.

Matlock

Poog eating a carrot while watching Matlock in the background.

Apparently Poog's favorite show was Matlock. This theory is supported by the amount of pictures and videos of Poog that have Matlock in the background, such as his farewell video dedicated to the demise of the 'arty.


One of his favorite songs was Lil B's - Suck My Dick Hoe, for his reference to Matlock. <Aryan Music even doe its made by a nigger


Poog's No.2999999 and No.5000000 GET

Poog's No.2999999 GET on /soy/

On the night of April 24th 2023, Poog achieved /soy/'s No.2999999 GET cementing his status as Sharty culture once and for all.

His getting the No.2999999 GET and not the No.3000000 GET is significant, because despite Poog's status as 'arty culture, he is still NAS. So, his getting the No.2999999 and reserving the 3000000 to, uhhh, whatever 'jak that got it (noone cared) was the best situation that could've happened.


Later that year, on the 11th of October, Poog & Cobson achieved /soy/'s No. 5000000 GET to the demise of discord & furry coalers. The initial response of some nuteens was confusion as they did not know the meaning of PWABAG. https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/18697.html



POOG WON

POOG WON

POOG WON

POOG WON

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POOG WON


Poog and Rabbits

Contrary to someone's belief, Poog or his owner never intended to do anything malicious towards any rabbits or their owners. What could have been seen as unwarranted hatred only came after the page was vandalized. <--- meds it wasn't vandalization, it was simply the facts you chud <You started posting pictures of your rabbits on the wiki article for some reason. Can't pigs and rabbits live in peace??

Why someone thought this, I don't know, but we never meant any harm. <--- meds again you ran over a rabbit with a lawnmower <It was an accident. I was trying to cut grass and they were huddled near a tree. I actually tried to keep one as a pet, but he was to feral, so I let him go.

I have autism btw

Death

On January 2nd, 2022, a thread was posted to /soy/ announcing Poog’s death. Many ‘teens first thought the post was a hoax, but ROOT posted in the thread to confirm that it was real.[2]



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Citations

  1. Trust the science, ok chud?
  2. https://archive.md/pLygy