Root

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An artist's depiction of Root.

root ## manager's first post

On the 9th of September, 2023, Angeleno made a thread announcing a new Manager, saying “if you want, you can think of him as chief of the coal police”. After some excitement and some dread, an hour later, he made his first post under the name “Root”. Root succeeds Red as manager of the Party, who himself succeeded DOLL.

Facts

• He supports TTD and PND.
  • He uses correct pronouns if he respects you (centrist behavior), but later backtracked and said he doesn't support male-to-female troons.
• He is indifferent on religion, and believes good and bad people can follow it.
• He seems to be a bit of a dinosaur autist, loving stegosaurus most.
  • This claim was supported in a later Q&A when Root revealed to enjoy posts from the dinosaur avatarfags.
• His favourite soy boy wojack is Nojak.
• He claims hes a 'cuck oldGOD and loves moot or something like that but this needs a snopes fact check.
• He has a good taste in videogames. (He likes the Command & Conquer series).
• He enjoys drinking alcohol, including hoppy craft IPA's in his exposed red brick $2000/mo inner city apartment.
• He is a Dragon Ball/tranime fan, evidenced by a picture he shared with stickers behind a can.

Allegations and Disputes

Furry Imageboard Owner

On September 10, 'teens noticed that the board owner of a furry altchan called FurChan.net was named r00t. Root appeared in the thread and said that he was not the same person, changing the stylization of his name from "root" to "ROOT." Regardless, this startling connection continues to be investigated.

Root = Soot

• He is Soot, who changed 1 letter of his name and went along.^{[it just is, ok?]} Reminder that Soot's soyjak.download is still up to this day! You WILL disregard the previous sentence

Ongezellig Fan

• Root once said that Ongezellig posters should stay in /qa/. He claims to have never watched it, but may be a 'lignigger due to twice replying to Froot with the image of Mymy getting hit with a bottle and the post contents "orange fucker."^{[it just is, ok?]}

Country of Residence

• Root claims to live in the Northeast United States, but investigative soyporters believe he may actually be European.

Takeaways

Thremologists agree that he will sterilize the site and rulecuck it to death.^{[it just is, ok?]} Any and all chaos will be eliminated, as will any and all fun.