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{{Infobox conflict | {{Infobox conflict | ||
|conflict=Russo-Ukrainian War | |conflict=Russo-Ukrainian War | ||
|partof=Russo-Ukrainian War | |partof=Russo-Ukrainian War | ||
|image=[[File: | |image=[[File:03498i7y523.png|frameless|border| Sukon Midick, the day before ordering the invasion.]] | ||
|caption= | |caption=Sukon Midick, a day before ordering the invasion. | ||
|date= | |date= <br>14 August 2042 - 2 March 2045 <br> | ||
|place= Ukraine | |place= Ukraine | ||
|result= | |result= Russian withdrawal | ||
|combatant1= [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|frameless|20px]] Russia | |combatant1= [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|frameless|20px]] Russia | ||
|combatant2= [[File:Flag of Ukraine.png|frameless|20px]] Ukraine | |combatant2= [[File:Flag of Ukraine.png|frameless|20px]] Ukraine | ||
|commander1= [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|frameless|20px]] Sukon Micock | |||
|commander2= [[File:Flag of Ukraine.png|frameless|20px]] | [[File:Flag of Ireland.svg|frameless|20px]] Dave | ||
|strength1 = [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|frameless|20px]] Russia:<br> ~175,000–190,000<br> | |commander2= [[File:Flag of Ukraine.png|frameless|20px]] Felate Midick | ||
|strength2 = [[File:Flag of Ukraine.png|frameless|20px]] Ukraine:<br> 209,000 (armed forces | |strength1 = [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|frameless|20px]] Russia:<br> ~175,000–190,000 (armed forces)<br> | ||
|strength2 = [[File:Flag of Ukraine.png|frameless|20px]] Ukraine:<br> 209,000 (armed forces)<br>16,000 foreign volunteers<br> | |||
|casualties1= | |casualties1= | ||
|casualties2=}} | |casualties2=}} | ||
On | The '''Russo-Ukrainian war''' was an international conflict between Russia and Ukraine. On August the 14th 2042, the Republic of Russia, under the leadership of Sukon Micock, invaded the Republic of Ukraine, led by Felate Midick. There was much speculation as to the motives of Sukon. Initially it was believed he carried out the operation due to anger over his silly name, but it is now known that it was instead carried out because he was bored and the 'log was [[Coal|fucking coal.]] | ||
Sukon got bored and abruptly ordered his army to go home. This marked the end of the conflict, albeit it did lead to [[The Great Coaling]] so maybe he shouldn't have withdrawn his forces. | |||
== | == Prelude == | ||
The day before the war, August the 13th, Sukon Micock scrolled through multiple pages of [[Coal that destroyed the sharty|sharty-killing coal]] and decided to launch the war to alleviate his bordeom and hopefully freshen up the catalog. | |||
== | == End of the War == | ||
On March the 2nd, 2045, Sukon ordered his army to immediately leave the Republic of Ukraine, because, "It's boring and nothing is happening." This shocked and horrified the international community, who were also very bored but thought the conflict was entertaining and that something WAS, in fact, happening. The common consensus in the immediate aftermath of the war was that Sukon was lying and had some sort of alternative motive for ending the war. This led to intense speculation as to what this "true motive" was. However, it would later turn out the Sukon was not lying about his reasons for ending the war, and the conflict really was just very boring and kind of lame.<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-sukon-end-war-because-bordeom</ref> | |||
== | == Cause == | ||
The cause of the war can be traced back to the [[Feraljak#The Second Feraljak Crisis|Second Feraljak Crisis]], which led to [[Doll|Kozakov I]] seizing power over the Russian Monarchy in 1792. Kozakov's policies directly led to the ascension of the Florentiy Ivanov, who's death paved the way for the rule of the Micock family, and later, Sukon Micock. Sukon was noted by [[Dr. Soyberg]] to have been particularly impulsive, and it is likely the war would not have occurred has Russia been under the rule of another man. | |||
With the revelation that the conflict was started because Sukon Midick was bored, many sought to identify the precise cause of his boredom. Eventually, academics settled on a particularly coaly log on the day of the invasion as the cause of the war. In particular, the coaliness can be attributed to [[trannies]] and [[Chud|chuds,]] who spent the entirety of the August the 14th arguing about whether [[Nigger|niggers]] or [[Aryans|whites]] have bigger penises. | |||
These findings directly led to the passing of the STOP ACT ('''S'''topping '''T'''alks '''O'''n '''P'''enises), which punished the discussion of penises on /soy/, allowing moderators to levy a 2 week ban against cockcoalers. The STOP ACT is generally considered an overwhelmingly failure, as [[trannies]] and [[Chud|chuds]] still neverendingly debate which race has the biggest penis, and the law is rarely enforced.<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/do-the-mods-like-niggerdick-posters</ref> | |||
== Citations == | |||
[[Category:Soy Countries]] | [[Category:Soy Countries]] | ||
[[Category:TRVTH]] | [[Category:TRVTH]] | ||
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Revision as of 12:23, 20 June 2023
| Russo-Ukrainian War | |||||||
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| Part of Russo-Ukrainian War | |||||||
 Sukon Midick, a day before ordering the invasion. | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
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 Ukraine | ||||||
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 Dave |
Felate Midick | ||||||
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Russia: ~175,000–190,000 (armed forces) |
Ukraine: 209,000 (armed forces) 16,000 foreign volunteers | ||||||
The Russo-Ukrainian war was an international conflict between Russia and Ukraine. On August the 14th 2042, the Republic of Russia, under the leadership of Sukon Micock, invaded the Republic of Ukraine, led by Felate Midick. There was much speculation as to the motives of Sukon. Initially it was believed he carried out the operation due to anger over his silly name, but it is now known that it was instead carried out because he was bored and the 'log was fucking coal.
Sukon got bored and abruptly ordered his army to go home. This marked the end of the conflict, albeit it did lead to The Great Coaling so maybe he shouldn't have withdrawn his forces.
Prelude
The day before the war, August the 13th, Sukon Micock scrolled through multiple pages of sharty-killing coal and decided to launch the war to alleviate his bordeom and hopefully freshen up the catalog.
End of the War
On March the 2nd, 2045, Sukon ordered his army to immediately leave the Republic of Ukraine, because, "It's boring and nothing is happening." This shocked and horrified the international community, who were also very bored but thought the conflict was entertaining and that something WAS, in fact, happening. The common consensus in the immediate aftermath of the war was that Sukon was lying and had some sort of alternative motive for ending the war. This led to intense speculation as to what this "true motive" was. However, it would later turn out the Sukon was not lying about his reasons for ending the war, and the conflict really was just very boring and kind of lame.[1]
Cause
The cause of the war can be traced back to the Second Feraljak Crisis, which led to Kozakov I seizing power over the Russian Monarchy in 1792. Kozakov's policies directly led to the ascension of the Florentiy Ivanov, who's death paved the way for the rule of the Micock family, and later, Sukon Micock. Sukon was noted by Dr. Soyberg to have been particularly impulsive, and it is likely the war would not have occurred has Russia been under the rule of another man.
With the revelation that the conflict was started because Sukon Midick was bored, many sought to identify the precise cause of his boredom. Eventually, academics settled on a particularly coaly log on the day of the invasion as the cause of the war. In particular, the coaliness can be attributed to trannies and chuds, who spent the entirety of the August the 14th arguing about whether niggers or whites have bigger penises.
These findings directly led to the passing of the STOP ACT (Stopping Talks On Penises), which punished the discussion of penises on /soy/, allowing moderators to levy a 2 week ban against cockcoalers. The STOP ACT is generally considered an overwhelmingly failure, as trannies and chuds still neverendingly debate which race has the biggest penis, and the law is rarely enforced.[2]
