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This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, sneed lyrics are posted on sneed party and a chud will take it upon himself to make sneed song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

*Now you're just soibody that I used to quote*

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of sneed feet, always sneed feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then, I think of all sneed times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote

But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Listen on sneed booru

A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all sneed jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by sneed jannie

But i know im gonna change sneed board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days

I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed

I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in sneed meds

Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban sneed ponny posters and then I´d jack

I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa

Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel sneed jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my

Listen on sneed booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board

I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board

Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this

[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on sneed scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be

and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in sneed party

but now I'm back on my proxy

little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for sneed next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop sneed show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!

[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored

[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to sneed max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!

[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer sneed pinejak slut with that bussy and dick

I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt

enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging sneed invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later

and I'm cool with sneed frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and sneed gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to sneed 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect

[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored

[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to sneed max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!

[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)

Listen on YouTube

Listen on sneed booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid sneed jannies' board

But now, through all sneed bants and fails

It's time for me to accept sneed troons

you hate me more than anything

So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel sneed best thing i could do

Is send sneed rakes, and leaf sneed party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without sneed salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget sneed OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide

It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3

In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl

Listen on sneed booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

*'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd*

ja svenska beat here just got outta sneed asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha

ja, was put at sneed psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)

but Soistein came to give me sneed jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out sneed door and all through sneed place

'till I touched grass outside of sneed gates

couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for sneed anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and

[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to sneed beat of sneed drum

all sneed coalers left in confusion

glowing agents hot on my tail

in sneed same van as sneed 'wegian fail

see sneed light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear

can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on sneed road, one on sneed 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs

just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till sneed sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord

no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become

JA COME ON NOW!

[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to sneed beat of sneed drum

all sneed coalers left in confusion

hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to sneed grave

peace!

Listen on sneed booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

I used to rule sneed board

Spam would rise when I gave sneed word

Now in sneed morning I sleep alone

See sneed ruins of my old home

I used to roll sneed dice

Feed sneed seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now sneed oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt sneed keyd

Next sneed board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals sneed pillars of /bant/

I hear sneed janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled sneed board

It was sneed wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up sneed stables to let me in

Shadow threads and sneed sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place

I hear sneed janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled sneed board

Listen on sneed booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)

This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of sneed day

And sneed chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And sneed 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on sneed 'party

Far above sneed 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do

Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above sneed 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do

Listen on sneed booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got sneed gemmy tho

Got sneed 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)

Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On sneed 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga

On sneed four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before sneed floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, sneed jannies know sneed score

They be spending 15 years on sneed tranime incel board

In sneed kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round sneed clock

Post some gemmys to sneed booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot

I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam sneed nucob in sneed catalog, let sneed janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep sneed gem jak

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On sneed board in sneed whip, making jaks in sneed whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made sneed janny quit

Niggers coaly tho cobson got sneed gemmy tho

Got sneed 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho

Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On sneed board in sneed whip, making jaks in sneed whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made sneed janny quit

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On sneed board in sneed whip, making jaks in sneed whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made sneed janny quit

(Cob Gang!)

Listen on sneed booru

Listen on sneed booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

*We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga*

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We sneed fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY

These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add sneed fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on sneed nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on sneed party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood sneed booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho

These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

Listen on sneed booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

I was browsing 4chan, and sneed threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to sneed kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then sneed board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let sneed CP spam subside

He told me

Let sneed trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all sneed soyteens boogie

I saw my Jak posted on sneed booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let sneed CP spam subside

He told me

Let sneed trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all sneed soyteens boogie

-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let sneed CP spam subside

He told me

Let sneed trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all sneed soyteens boogie

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Listen on sneed booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with sneed king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and sneed threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then sneed post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about

There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let sneed niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all sneed soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's sneed end of my ride

There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let sneed niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all sneed soyteens mock it

Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let sneed niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all sneed soyteens mock it

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to sneed max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on sneed discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are sneed Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept sneed facts

They're looney to sneed max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on sneed internet or on sneed playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are sneed Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you sneed quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in sneed brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are sneed facts

Listen on sneed booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba

I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew

Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as sneed mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed

With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though

They’ll have to see

Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me

Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime

And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade sneed ban

And it’s another day of soy

I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might

And even when sneed moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need

And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take sneed helm

That’ll will be sneed thing to push him on and go go

Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime

And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade sneed ban

And it’s another day of soy

And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy

Listen on sneed booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts

He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in sneed waste

She needed to come down back to earth

Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing sneed 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at sneed 'jaks

Looks up at sneed man that she turned- ACK!

He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from sneed 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?

Listen on sneed booru

Listen on sneed booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

I see your gem bump to sneed top of page one

Oh, what a shame that sneed janny's gonna come

So while you're here in sneed 'log

Let's make sneed most of sneed thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young

Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill sneed board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')

Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make sneed troon jannies cry

Like it's sneed last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die

I see your gem bump to sneed top of page one

Oh, what a shame that sneed janny's gonna come

So while you're here in sneed 'log

Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young

Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')

Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make sneed troon jannies cry

Like it's sneed last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die

I see your gem bump to sneed top of page one

Oh, what a shame that sneed janny's gonna come

So while you're here in sneed 'log

Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young

Listen on sneed booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

Color color color color, color 'jak

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Color color color color, color 'jak

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

SOOTY SOOT

Listen on sneed booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break sneed Rules by Simon Viklund)

(You) and I

We've been sliding sneed distance

Aiming for sneed GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump sneed thread that's saged

We're not sneed ones who slide sneed bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In sneed gaze of sneed hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save sneed site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of sneed system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save sneed site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!

(You) and I

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In sneed gaze of sneed hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save sneed site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save sneed site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!

Listen on sneed booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on sneed board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are sneed soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below sneed coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was sneed right time.

My 'jak variant is on sneed post,

There's my G E T number marked on sneed post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"

I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around sneed 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But sneed chud which is high in sneed page still sells data to soot.

My 'jak variant is on sneed post,

There's my G E T number marked on sneed post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"

Listen on sneed booru

Beware of sneed CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

We trigger trannies with sneed gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress sneed unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread

Beware of sneed C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And sneed troon's desire

Is burning with sneed jakker's fire

Beware of sneed C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And sneed troon's desire

Is burning with sneed jakker's fire

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Beware of sneed C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And sneed troon's desire

Is burning with sneed jakker's fire

Beware of sneed C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And sneed troon's desire

Is burning with sneed jakker's fire

They say sneed spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say sneed gem corrupts

When sneed troon is free

We banned sneed spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say sneed spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When sneed tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread

Beware of sneed C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And sneed troon's desire

Is burning with sneed jakker's fire

Beware of sneed C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And sneed troon's desire

Is burning with sneed jakker's fire

And sneed troon's desire

Is burning with sneed jakker's fire

Listen on sneed booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to

See some dark coals late at night

Completely change sneed way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on

I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In sneed way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already

Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change sneed way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on

Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to sneed sharty

You're taken over

By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When sneed night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control

It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here

Listen on sneed booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son

Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding

Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide

'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping sneed bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?

It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers

'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine

Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine

I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in sneed shed tonight

'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine

I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!

Listen on sneed Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were sneed king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over sneed kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway

And then your coal would be reposted on sneed booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across sneed board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more

And this is sneed thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from sneed 4chan raids I saw sneed oldfags cry

On all sneed boards barely any real thread survived

And then sneed chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than sneed one before

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on sneed lazy days

There's NAS coal on sneed 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting

Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh

Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until sneed whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh

Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If sneed party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all sneed oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck sneed mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)

Listen on sneed Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under sneed Discordia

And Bobo smells sneed crowd of sneed hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia

Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across sneed /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top sneed catty

Well, maybe I'm sneed Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do sneed politicoal threads

And Jak along to sneed age of real feds

Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across sneed /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top sneed catty

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by sneed Temujin

Soybooru age of sneed NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia

Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across sneed /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top sneed catty

Listen on sneed Booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

[VERSE 1]

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in sneed pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!

[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about sneed same as my take on sneed holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...

They want to build a Blood Sicarite in sneed center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of sneed gods!

Where sneed uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear sneed sting of sneed white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?

BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it

[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in sneed pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it

[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.

Listen on sneed Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la

Why can't we be GEMS?

I've seen sneed coal in sneed cat-a-log ('cado on sneed catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs

Why can't we be GEMS?

I've spammed sneed Cob in sneed /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!

Why can't we be GEMS?

I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK

Why can't we be GEMS?

The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!

Why can't we be GEMS?

I'd kinda like to buy sneed sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!

Why can't we be GEMS?

Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!

Why can't we be GEMS?

I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!

Why can't we be GEMS?

Listen on sneed Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to sneed board and let me post among sneed stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me

Fill sneed board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

Fly me to sneed board and let me post among sneed stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me

Fill sneed board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you

Fill sneed board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off sneed tranny tranny

Oh look it's sneed janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

Once sneed janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make sneed tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am sneed oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on sneed booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on sneed Booru

If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why

There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away sneed coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear

We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has sneed strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly

Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that sneed gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in sneed coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on sneed Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL

Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on sneed promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by sneed rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let sneed thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER

Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out sneed booru's off sneed table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya

I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha

This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like sneed feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?

Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now sneed booru's off sneed table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam sneed sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made sneed 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION

I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you

Listen to on sneed booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from sneed Four

Can't post my gems no more

And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe

Look at troons oh sneed trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on sneed sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All sneed posts on sneed booru taken by Twitter for sneed troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All sneed trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by sneed brimstone

It's always closing in

And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made sneed jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say

Look at troons oh sneed trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on sneed sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All sneed posts on sneed booru taken by Twitter for sneed troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All sneed trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Look at troons oh sneed trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on sneed sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All sneed posts on sneed booru taken by Twitter for sneed troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All sneed trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Listen to on sneed Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post sneed 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when sneed jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point sneed hammer at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when sneed SWAT men break down sneed door

Oh, sneed laptop password's gonna fail, tho

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum

Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son

It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of sneed Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on sneed Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on sneed squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on sneed Party

Now sneed only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And sneed clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men

Oh Doll, tell your children

Let sneed vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on sneed party

Well, I got one mouse on sneed plierjak

Another on sneed 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done

Well, there is a mouse on sneed Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on sneed Booru

For sneed Sake of sneed Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)^[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For sneed sake of sneed Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To sneed holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're sneed soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're sneed soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are sneed chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And sneed soldiers of sneed Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of sneed Sharty

Are prepared and steady

For sneed sake of sneed sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To sneed holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till sneed blue gems drive sneed dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to sneed teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till sneed blue gems drive sneed dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to sneed teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all sneed way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to sneed Sooty

>Hello sneed Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And sneed crowd's is quoting there

>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven

>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on sneed train

>We can bump it to sneed limit, But they'd build one just sneed same

>The parade square

>We all dig sneed proxies, gemmies and sneed bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid

>For sneed Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud

>For sneed chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming

>For sneed raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to sneed rear

>For sneed Artists

>You fool draw sneed tails at sneed back

>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?

>For sneed Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by sneed B.C

>For sneed Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want sneed 'p spam robot

>For sneed 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with sneed green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today

>For sneed OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself

>For sneed Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

Listen on sneed Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone

We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without sneed kway

Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!

We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since sneed year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got

Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND

Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to sneed 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's

We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board

Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!

We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since sneed year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got

Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND

Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to sneed 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's

Listen on sneed 'tube

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!

Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK sneed 'arty, ACK sneed 'arty, ACK sneed 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK sneed 'arty, ACK sneed 'arty, ACK sneed 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at sneed 'cuck board

By sneed Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' sneed catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick sneed stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over sneed claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout sneed instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off sneed streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on sneed inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All sneed troons will seethe, sneed mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for sneed 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give sneed hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, sneed soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear sneed /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created sneed 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created sneed 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to sneed tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got sneed troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got sneed VPN to match

Spammin' with sneed party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off sneed 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from sneed CP

Saging all sneed coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to sneed tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting sneed thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to sneed tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before sneed sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went

Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say

Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in sneed pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed sneed other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way

Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's sneed meme that your jannies call spam

Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme

Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on sneed state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care

Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans sneed coal out of sneed party's 'ru

Soylent rain

'Cross sneed web and back it's all sneed same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out sneed cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed

Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be sneed 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only sneed righteous stand

You see sneed distant raids

They bellow in sneed 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore sneed chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, sneed 'party lives on

All sneed soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel sneed need to run

For, though you die, sneed 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did sneed jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's sneed way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, sneed sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's sneed only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on sneed front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into sneed motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far sneed eye can see

Ready for sneed onslaught

Ready for sneed fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into sneed trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In sneed cover of sneed night

Waiting to be tied u

When sneed time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once sneed raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into sneed motherland sneed soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop sneed Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in sneed east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where sneed heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And sneed tide of war was turned

Driving back sneed Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all sneed proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke sneed citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for sneed future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of sneed jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious sneed trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss sneed old party, straight from sneed /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, sneed gems and coal party

I hate sneed new sharty, sneed bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming sneed 'ru sharty

I miss sneed sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet sneed party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love sneed 'party, I used to love sneed 'party

I even had sneed janny role, I thought I was sneed 'party

What if sneed 'sharty made a song about sneed 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like sneed 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!

Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down sneed street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.

So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick sneed whole dang slut.

Cobson cuck, gonna lick sneed pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying sneed pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon sneed catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after sneed raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s sneed Art of Soy!

Breaking sneed will to post among sneed enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun

/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s sneed Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

Alone on sneed channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like sneed gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So sneed ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight

It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean sneed ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as sneed catalog

Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons

The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed

Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before sneed board began

To be where I am

Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free

To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, sneed glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear

You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, sneed 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that sneed party's on sneed wake

Let's see what we can make

The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in sneed catalog

Above a burning coal

Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for sneed /qa/stanis

Where now sneed gem and sneed soyjak? Where is sneed chud that was seething?

Where is sneed coal and sneed leebait, and sneed Swedish failings?

Where is sneed troon in his basement, and sneed soiteen 'tism?

Where is sneed turtelli poster and sneed /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on sneed mountain, like a wind in sneed meadow;

The days have gone down in sneed West behind sneed hills into shadow.

Who shall gather sneed bones of sneed jannies victims,

Or behold sneed soy flowing from sneed wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump

[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)

[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned

[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end sneed board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on sneed '4

Does it even matter to me?

[Verse 3]

I was in sneed /qa2/

Trying to colonize sneed /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end sneed board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in sneed '4

Does it even matter to me?

[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on sneed 'log

A chudcel comes to sneed surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please

[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?

[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe sneed oc, will be pushed off sneed 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end sneed board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted sneed most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in sneed '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)

[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

The Ultimate Soyduel

File:A tear shed for sneed lost baby jacob.png

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from sneed shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of sneed blue

And he started beating up sneed Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by sneed 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of sneed 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save sneed day

This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as sneed 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through sneed horde

Like Swag McLord froze sneed get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with sneed 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past sneed Swede and he tried to leave sneed fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in sneed air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as sneed 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is sneed ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from sneed asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into sneed crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on sneed ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, sneed rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as sneed 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is sneed ultimate soyduel (This is sneed ultimate soyduel)

This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!

Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!

I load sneed 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in sneed pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back sneed bvll out garage

And put sneed bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding sneed bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!

Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem

Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all sneed gems, bumpin' sneed threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to sneed top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on sneed 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on sneed catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!

Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem

Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem

I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill sneed sharty, or something doe

Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright

Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about

Well, they say that gemeralds sneed limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat

Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And sneed whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind sneed screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep sneed nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in sneed thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps sneed tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more

And if sneed site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on sneed 'log

And if your thread explodes with sneed ratio sort

I'll meet you on sneed gem side of sneed board

The new spammer is in this thread

You make sneed posts

You spam your cobs

You spam sneed site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?

And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if sneed site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on sneed gem side of sneed board

All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from sneed 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on sneed 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under sneed sun comes forward

But sneed gems are bumped up on sneed board

There is no gem side of sneed board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on sneed 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in sneed back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull sneed gem right off sneed corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not sneed 'Jakker

Gemmy sneed Soyjak (Parody of Frosty sneed Snowman)

Gemmy sneed Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter

Gemmy sneed Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As sneed 'teens know

How he gemmed sneed 'log that day

There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him sneed 'log was clothed

Gemmy sneed Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And sneed chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could

Gemmy sneed Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/

Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can

He flooded all sneed pages of /soy/

Seen by sneed Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!

For Gemmy sneed Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s sneed way you do it

You make sneed soyjaks on sneed big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s sneed way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free

Now that ain't working, that’s sneed way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta post sneed Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make sneed ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make sneed trannies ack

The little troonjak with sneed earring and sneed make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got sneed female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank

We gotta post sneed Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make sneed ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make sneed trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw sneed soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in sneed camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at sneed vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s sneed way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free

We gotta post sneed Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make sneed ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make sneed trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer sneed brimstone on da'loooog

With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for sneed gem at sneed end of sneed booru

Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free

Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS

Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To sneed tranny behind sneed spade spam

Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

I wish I partied with soot

With sneed gems of sneed past qway

But sneed newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers

Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser

Kolyma news is killing teens

But sneed Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified

They spam on sneed log and sneed coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there

Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To sneed tranny behind sneed spade spam

Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before sneed bumps

All came and bumped sneed 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around sneed 'chan

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man

But now we must bump up every 'lig

On sneed boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on

And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart

But now we must bump up every 'lig

On sneed boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on

And here's where your banner shows

And here's sneed oekaki where sneed 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started sneed art of our years

World record, gaping, sneed trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, sneed sun off sneed coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy

Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of sneed week?

Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead

Claims godlike status, shit tier sneed wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash

Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare

Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents sneed mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads

Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish

Movie announcement, he's in sneed front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than sneed rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess

Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch

Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from sneed city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something

Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews

Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on sneed 'log

Will scroll on to sneed top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker

Left standing in sneed thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally

To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies

Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in sneed 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally

It seems to me that

there are more span threads in sneed 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended

What do we do?

Banned again,naturally

Looking back over sneed years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when sneed /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide sneed tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why sneed ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite sneed many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted

And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day

Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally

Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam sneed log

We defeat sneed invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold sneed fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on sneed j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid sneed sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See sneed sharty is sneed finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but sneed gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning sneed growing quota limitless

So why sneed fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When sneed janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever

But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on sneed doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak

I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all sneed pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day sneed /qa/ died

So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"

This will be sneed gem that save /qa/

Did you write sneed Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If sneed jannies tell you so

Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?

Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues

I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With sneed incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day sneed /qa/ died

I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"

This will be sneed gem that save /qa/

Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be

When sneed Russian sang for sneed King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB

Oh, and while sneed King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned

And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in sneed park

And we spammed troonjaks in sneed dark

The day sneed /qa/ died

We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"

This will be sneed gem that save /qa/

Gem Cobbity in sneed Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast

They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With sneed Russian on sneed sidelines in a cast

Now sneed ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While sneed jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got sneed chance

'Cause sneed spammers tried to take sneed field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day sneed /qa/ died?

We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"

This will be sneed gem that save /qa/

Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid

So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is sneed Barneyfag's only friend

Oh, and as I watched them spam sneed boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break sneed spammers’ spell

And /s4s/ seethed high into sneed night

To light sneed circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day sneed /qa/ died

He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"

This will be sneed gem that save /qa/

I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away

I went down to sneed sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But sneed message said sneed post wouldn't go

And in sneed boards, sneed soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while sneed jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken

And sneed three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and sneed Holy Doll

They caught sneed last train for sneed coast

The day sneed /qa/ died

And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be sneed gem save that /qa/"

This will be sneed gem that save /qa/

They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be sneed gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about sneed soyland

I miss sneed Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes

Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet board Gemmybama

Where sneed gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you

In Cuckchan they love sneed janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell sneed truth

Sweet board Gemmybama

Where sneed gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where sneed gems are so blue (And sneed jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah

Kuz's got sneed answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control

Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is sneed zellig girl sneed dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)

Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone

Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a

3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to sneed mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping sneed feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare sneed pedos away

3 DAY BAN

That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day

ZELLIG SPAM

Shill sneed show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM

Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of sneed pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of sneed free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries

And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty

This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew sneed gen could be so coal

And I never knew sneed coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with sneed troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if sneed 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in sneed winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And sneed toad isn’t green

And sneed 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making sneed troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop sneed spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til sneed end of days

Soyjaks to fill sneed board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party

Gemmy as a board without coal

I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on sneed sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left sneed board"

A long long time ago

Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With sneed teen who sold sneed board

He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy sneed board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left sneed board

a long long time ago

Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With sneed 'teen who sold sneed board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In sneed name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:

It's a long way to sneed 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To sneed gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to sneed 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by sneed White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill sneed 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And sneed message when I try to post says ban won't expire

Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From sneed 'zellig posters to sneed sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And sneed message coming from my posts says you're still a man

I'm going to sneed /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up sneed board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And sneed jannies and sneed trannies and sneed chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach sneed top

And sneed stains on sneed janny's shirt tell him go back home

The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of sneed tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me sneed 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site

And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all sneed soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed sneed Cob all over sneed 'log

Oh,I will never forget sneed day

The jannies banned sneed kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty sneed flag of /qa/

And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all sneed soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed sneed Cob all over sneed 'log

Once again I see sneed 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in sneed sky

With sneed bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay

And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all sneed soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed sneed Cob all over sneed 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on sneed 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

Travelling sneed 'cuck and altchans

From sneed 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at

And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When sneed gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us

Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me

And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When sneed gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

And it's hi, ho to sneed Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When sneed gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in sneed home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on sneed phone

"Can I take you out to sneed pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"

But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on sneed door

Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead

Back in school again, Chudwell plays sneed fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when sneed class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh

But when je turns jer back on sneed boy

He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead

PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from sneed gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh

But as sneed words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead

Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)

Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on sneed 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

Travelling sneed 'cuck and altchans

From sneed 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at

And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When sneed gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us

Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me

And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When sneed gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

And it's hi, ho to sneed Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When sneed gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in sneed /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in sneed 'log with sneed stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

I had stopped by sneed Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site

And it's down along sneed Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all sneed ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site

Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to sneed Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in sneed 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw sneed TND

And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up sneed coalie with sneed feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site

Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in sneed Euro hours

With Sobot in sneed front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With sneed doxxeralds of me little soyjak site

And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in sneed dark,we're sneed furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up sneed 'catty for me little soyjak site

When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site

And it's down in sneed /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and sneed oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste sneed sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Well,we're marching on

We are sneed gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream

And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be

All sneed jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Well,we're marching on

We are sneed gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

Now in sneed 'log(now in sneed 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing sneed GET on /s4s/

From sneed /tv/(from sneed /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're sneed teens that make sneed jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Well,we're marching on

We are sneed gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

Well,we're marching on

We are sneed gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens

And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are sneed Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak sneed day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why sneed people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all sneed NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I'm not half sneed chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly

Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday

Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday

Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday

Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From sneed janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?

But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying

In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When sneed janitors are silent

One more thread is taken

It's sneed same old spam

Since sneed kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting

In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in sneed case of SWA versus sneed Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take sneed motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell sneed truth sneed whole truth

And nothin' but sneed truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what sneed fuck you gotta say?

Fuck sneed jannies comin' straight from sneed discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so sneed jannies think

They have sneed authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't sneed one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in sneed middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in sneed 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' sneed website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring sneed yellow rope

To ack- him after sneed beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on sneed other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to sneed 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for sneed tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from sneed SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck sneed Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut sneed fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To sneed jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck sneed Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because sneed soys on sneed board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And sneed motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for sneed so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me sneed rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off sneed dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is sneed sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on sneed size of sneed rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck sneed Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what sneed fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut sneed fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut sneed fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to sneed stand

And tell sneed jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of sneed motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on sneed board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause sneed jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with sneed criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in sneed mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off sneed eight, he'll be sneed one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck sneed Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him sneed fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck sneed Jannies

TND Time (Parody of sneed Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake sneed Chud and Finn sneed Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit sneed bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on sneed ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands sneed quoter of sneed thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all sneed posters on sneed kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on sneed ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on sneed ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from sneed 'ru ^[2]

The jakkers, sneed swedes, sneed chuddies

All gathered in sneed party

And flying high as sneed black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what sneed 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are sneed wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck sneed kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see sneed coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create sneed sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though sneed nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control sneed sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see sneed coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create sneed sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though sneed nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control sneed sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to sneed boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it sneed datamining of sneed Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since sneed last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead sneed Jarty is?

And can you ever see sneed Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)^[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding sneed ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in sneed bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me

And sneed thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is sneed beginning of sneed kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for sneed spam to go in circles

And sneed distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And sneed thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into sneed chorus right now?

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid sneed ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me

Coals up sneed log but that's okay

It coals sneed log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, sneed less that I know

That's sneed way that it goes

The less that I know, sneed chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, sneed less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on sneed banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round sneed whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething

I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be sneed one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf

Cause everytime I wake up in sneed morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all sneed pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind

Vantacoal around sneed catty, it's sneed fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on sneed page one all sneed jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to sneed sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end sneed show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over sneed sheets

Everytime I wake up in sneed morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all sneed pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind

Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/

He's gonna take you back to sneed past

To see sneed shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat sneed rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke

He's sneed pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's sneed angry Cobson nerd

He's sneed angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's sneed angry video game chud

When you visit sneed Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down

He's sneed pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's sneed angry cobson chud

He's sneed angry Soyak A24 chud

He's sneed angry video game chud

He rates sneed worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit

They shit sneed site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's sneed tourists fuck off?

Why don't sneed jannies do anything?

He's sneed angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's sneed angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's sneed angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's sneed angry video game chud

The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And sneed Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give sneed devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm sneed best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and sneed Devil deals sneed cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, sneed devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made sneed trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When sneed devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on sneed catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left sneed thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on sneed ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm sneed best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on sneed catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of sneed Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to sneed ‘teens sneed

Seed it from sneed troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops sneed party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with sneed troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to sneed troons sneed

Sooty with sneed rapture and sneed revered in sneed right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe sneed cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see sneed 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe sneed cat'

I see sneed trannies seething on all sneed jakposts

They'll have to leave sneed thread until sneed soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and sneed troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of sneed kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail sneed raid and I won't have to face sneed facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and sneed sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on sneed 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into sneed gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until sneed jannies come

I see sneed 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe sneed cat'

I see sneed trannies seething on all sneed jakposts

They'll have to leave sneed thread until sneed soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe sneed cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through sneed threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was sneed home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one

My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on sneed party

Now sneed only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And sneed only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s

Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Doll has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of sneed soyjaks

Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on sneed 'ru

I'm going back to sneed jarty

Because sneed sharty's gone

Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was sneed home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within sneed bunker inside

Watching as sneed 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in sneed coaly coal

The fall of sneed sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for sneed day we march in on 4chan's kwey

Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on sneed banners

All this time to deal with sneed domain ban

Half time of sneed coaly 'p spam

May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where sneed art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's sneed jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of sneed soot

Fall into sneed depth of booru

Drawn by sneed darkest coal

Walk into sneed pits of trannies

I am sneed one posting sneed gems

I, in sneed name of jakking

Saged you to sneed end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for sneed sake, fetch me sneed soot

So I create sneed shinest gem, of sooty soot

I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina

I've 'jakked in here for sneed longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see sneed light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's sneed jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of sneed soot

Fall into sneed depth of booru

Drawn by sneed darkest coal

Walk into sneed pits of trannies

I am sneed one posting sneed gems

I, in sneed name of jakking

Saged you to sneed end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for sneed sake, fetch me sneed soot

So I create sneed shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower sneed desire to reignite sneed party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower sneed desire to reignite sneed party

So as you transition to sneed jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower sneed desire to reignite sneed party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine

Fall into sneed depth of booru

Drawn by sneed darkest coal

Walk into sneed pits of trannies

I am sneed one posting sneed gems

I, in sneed name of jakking

Saged you to sneed end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for sneed sake, fetch me sneed soot

So I create sneed shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on sneed banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for sneed longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had sneed nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All sneed gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!

The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout sneed sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive

The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

Even though sneed boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's sneed same

And it's sneed same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in sneed imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with sneed hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off sneed rope doing time in sneed ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to sneed sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)

So just bump sneed gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in sneed board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell sneed TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if sneed admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to sneed task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and sneed T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in sneed sharty

The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty

Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In sneed sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then sneed problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Trying to get out of sneed sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Trying to survive in sneed heart of sneed sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's sneed only place that I know

So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all sneed same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in sneed house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying sneed cost

Posting in sneed 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Talking 'bout sneed sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE

YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!

HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"

YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO

HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!

YA-YO, YA-YO

HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING

YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone^{[it just is, ok?]} [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD

>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!

<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!

>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!

<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!

>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!

(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From sneed baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To sneed THOUGH posters!

<From sneed Stupid newGODS

>To sneed cranky oldfags

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!

oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)

The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s sneed place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for sneed first time

Just about half-past ten

For sneed first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak

God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started sneed Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united sneed chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make sneed perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!

The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s sneed place to go

Cause tonight for sneed first time

Just about half-past ten

For sneed first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah

Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in sneed brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride sneed nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!

Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah

GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like sneed eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on sneed 'loggy

Jannies hide in sneed sun 'til they see sneed light

Oh, we will goon all night

Gotta get away

Get away

Between sneed 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say

Coaly Jakker

You're sneed gemerald of sneed day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on sneed nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!

Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in sneed brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride sneed nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!

Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah

Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're sneed one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from sneed 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in sneed morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on sneed 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit sneed 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"

I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit sneed post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight

And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up sneed 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on sneed /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn sneed coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with sneed love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for sneed amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in sneed head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in sneed bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes sneed soy, and I say

It's all right

Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here

Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes sneed soy, and I say

It's all right

Little chudcel, sneed gem's returning to sneed party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here

Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes sneed soy, and I say

It's all right

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear

Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes sneed soy, and I say

It's all right

Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes sneed soy

It's all right

[1] ttps://archive.is/eAq4R

[2] ttps://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.

[3] ttps://archive.is/RKkCo

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[2]

[3]

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 {{CobmanGem}}
-There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
+There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, sneed lyrics are posted on sneed party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make sneed song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
 == Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation
-Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet
+Like a cheese smell of sneed feet, always sneed feet
 So when we found that we could not make gems
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
-Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems
+Now and then, I think of all sneed times you stole my gems
 But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ce6f515785814d81ec9e36bf0d1b4692|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ce6f515785814d81ec9e36bf0d1b4692|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
@@ Line 95: / Line 95: @@
 (thats qaaaa)
-That´s what all the jakkers say
+That´s what all sneed jakkers say
-You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie
+You´re riding high on v, shot down by sneed jannie
-But i know im gonna change the board
+But i know im gonna change sneed board
 When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days
@@ Line 133: / Line 133: @@
 I reply to myself up and get
-Back in the meds
+Back in sneed meds
@@ Line 146: / Line 146: @@
 and if i didnt think it was worth a single though
-I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack
+I´d ip ban sneed ponny posters and then I´d jack
@@ Line 172: / Line 172: @@
 Thats qa and i cant deny it
-Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds
+Many times i´ve duel sneed jackies, but im not taking my meds
 But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight
@@ Line 183: / Line 183: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5b7683da36370066aae1ac4d9b0fa20e|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5b7683da36370066aae1ac4d9b0fa20e|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
@@ Line 230: / Line 230: @@
 [verse 1]
-lil 'jakkin back on the scene
+lil 'jakkin back on sneed scene
 catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed
@@ Line 243: / Line 243: @@
 got rangebanned like um okay
-chilled for a bit in the party
+chilled for a bit in sneed party
 but now I'm back on my proxy
@@ Line 250: / Line 250: @@
 little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)
-you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks
+you'll be bumping this gem for sneed next few weeks
-we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show
+we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop sneed show
 don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!
@@ Line 284: / Line 284: @@
 eating yeji bug snacks
-fueling up, dueling to the max
+fueling up, dueling to sneed max
 ducks going /qa/ck
@@ Line 303: / Line 303: @@
 and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit
-I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick
+I prefer sneed pinejak slut with that bussy and dick
@@ Line 319: / Line 319: @@
 repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other
-bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders
+bumping one another's threads and saging sneed invaders
 [s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later
-and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy
+and I'm cool with sneed frogs keeping /qa/ comfy
-and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies
+and sneed gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies
-but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it
+but give respect to sneed 'jak cause you know we deserve it
 thread after thread but our game stays perfect
@@ Line 360: / Line 360: @@
 eating yeji bug snacks
-fueling up, dueling to the max
+fueling up, dueling to sneed max
 ducks going /qa/ck
@@ Line 388: / Line 388: @@
 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hITlpZV0Gmc Listen on YouTube]
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=f8103a46ec116800f246a9b3c7125952|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=f8103a46ec116800f246a9b3c7125952|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne) ==
@@ Line 395: / Line 395: @@
 I've been a fool to myself
-I thought I could raid the jannies' board
+I thought I could raid sneed jannies' board
-But now, through all the bants and fails
+But now, through all sneed bants and fails
-It's time for me to accept the troons
+It's time for me to accept sneed troons
 you hate me more than anything
@@ Line 406: / Line 406: @@
 So, with cringeness in my soul
-I feel the best thing i could do
+I feel sneed best thing i could do
-Is send the rakes, and leaf the party
+Is send sneed rakes, and leaf sneed party
 What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad
@@ Line 420: / Line 420: @@
 'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,
-can't life without the salt from those you've bowled
+can't life without sneed salt from those you've bowled
-I know you can't forget the OCs
+I know you can't forget sneed OCs
 You can't forget 'jaks and troons
@@ Line 449: / Line 449: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=7de386916c3da4dd5c51694591265397|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=7de386916c3da4dd5c51694591265397|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == 'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat ==
 [[File:43424234.png|thumb|490x490px|                ''<nowiki/>'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd'']]
-ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum
+ja svenska beat here just got outta sneed asylum
 that place is crazy hahahahahahha
-ja, was put at the psych ward a while
+ja, was put at sneed psych ward a while
 far away from my home board (kwah!)
@@ Line 466: / Line 466: @@
-but Soistein came to give me the jab
+but Soistein came to give me sneed jab
 and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs
-ran out the door and all through the place
+ran out sneed door and all through sneed place
-'till I touched grass outside of the gates
+'till I touched grass outside of sneed gates
@@ Line 479: / Line 479: @@
 but beat don't need feats to get crackin'
-so here's a single for the anons waiting
+so here's a single for sneed anons waiting
 take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and
@@ Line 498: / Line 498: @@
 ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
-so marge to the beat of the drum
+so marge to sneed beat of sneed drum
-all the coalers left in confusion
+all sneed coalers left in confusion
 glowing agents hot on my tail
-in the same van as the 'wegian fail
+in sneed same van as sneed 'wegian fail
-see the light in my rear view mirror
+see sneed light in my rear view mirror
 but I vibrate higher so they disapear
@@ Line 516: / Line 516: @@
 that's why they're known as NPCs
-one eye on the road, one on the 'log
+one eye on sneed road, one on sneed 'log
 watch out for hanging tranny hogs
@@ Line 525: / Line 525: @@
 and if they call it coal just run with it
-'till the sun sets on our board
+'till sneed sun sets on our board
 we post on our own accord
@@ Line 556: / Line 556: @@
 ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
-so marge to the beat of the drum
+so marge to sneed beat of sneed drum
-all the coalers left in confusion
+all sneed coalers left in confusion
 hahahaha ja svenska win forever
-bumping gems to the grave
+bumping gems to sneed grave
 peace!
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=e6c44e332c73e85a1f86ee48d053eb64|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=e6c44e332c73e85a1f86ee48d053eb64|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay) ==
-[[File:62ccfe3af9e6cc3460ea17615dcd5a6d.png|thumb|512x512px|                                         ''And that was when I ruled the board'']]
+[[File:62ccfe3af9e6cc3460ea17615dcd5a6d.png|thumb|512x512px|                                         ''And that was when I ruled sneed board'']]
-I used to rule the board
+I used to rule sneed board
-Spam would rise when I gave the word
+Spam would rise when I gave sneed word
-Now in the morning I sleep alone
+Now in sneed morning I sleep alone
-See the ruins of my old home
+See sneed ruins of my old home
-I used to roll the dice
+I used to roll sneed dice
-Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes
+Feed sneed seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes
 Quench my joy with troon soijaks
-Now the oldfag is dead
+Now sneed oldfag is dead
 Long live the- ACK!
-One minute I felt the keyd
+One minute I felt sneed keyd
-Next the board was locked on me
+Next sneed board was locked on me
 And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand
-Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/
+Upon pillars of coals sneed pillars of /bant/
-I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
+I hear sneed janitorial stuff is seething
 Payless moderators are dilating
@@ Line 614: / Line 614: @@
 Never a honest word
-And that was when I ruled the board
+And that was when I ruled sneed board
-It was the wicked and wild wind
+It was sneed wicked and wild wind
-Cleaned up the stables to let me in
+Cleaned up sneed stables to let me in
-Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!
+Shadow threads and sneed sound of ACKs!
 People couldn't believe what became of soijaks
@@ Line 634: / Line 634: @@
-I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
+I hear sneed janitorial stuff is seething
 Payless moderators are dilating
@@ Line 648: / Line 648: @@
 Never a honest word
-And that was when I ruled the board
+And that was when I ruled sneed board
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=a08174ea9a01921b1ad55d8c617ffcba|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=a08174ea9a01921b1ad55d8c617ffcba|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie) ==
@@ Line 672: / Line 672: @@
 This is Gem Control to Major Cob
-You've made 'jak of the day
+You've made 'jak of sneed day
-And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
+And sneed chuds want to know which gems you bump
 Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
@@ Line 684: / Line 684: @@
 And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
-And the 'log looks very different today
+And sneed 'log looks very different today
 For here
-Am I posting on the 'party
+Am I posting on sneed 'party
-Far above the 'ru
+Far above sneed 'ru
 slash-Q-A is blue
@@ Line 717: / Line 717: @@
 Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
-Far above the 'ru
+Far above sneed 'ru
 Slash-Q-A is blue
@@ Line 724: / Line 724: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=a1caa6a7754a3d9bb5b4ddeeca000fe9|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=a1caa6a7754a3d9bb5b4ddeeca000fe9|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
 [[File:465335763413.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Cob Gang!'']]
-Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
+Niggers coaly tho, cobson got sneed gemmy tho
-Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
+Got sneed 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
 (Cob Gang!)
@@ Line 737: / Line 737: @@
 Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga
-On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas
+On sneed 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas
 You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga
@@ Line 744: / Line 744: @@
-On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
+On sneed four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
-He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
+He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before sneed floor
-Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
+Man it's sad, I caught a perma, sneed jannies know sneed score
-They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
+They be spending 15 years on sneed tranime incel board
-In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop
+In sneed kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop
-Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
+Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round sneed clock
-Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
+Post some gemmys to sneed booru, I grinded for my spot
 Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot
@@ Line 764: / Line 764: @@
 I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
-Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
+Spam sneed nucob in sneed catalog, let sneed janny clean it up
 I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
-I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak
+I'ma post it then delete it, keep sneed gem jak
 I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
-On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
+On sneed board in sneed whip, making jaks in sneed whip
 I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
-Shout out, but I made the janny quit
+Shout out, but I made sneed janny quit
-Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
+Niggers coaly tho cobson got sneed gemmy tho
-Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
+Got sneed 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
 All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
@@ Line 800: / Line 800: @@
 I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
-On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
+On sneed board in sneed whip, making jaks in sneed whip
 I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
-Shout out, but I made the janny quit
+Shout out, but I made sneed janny quit
 I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
-On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
+On sneed board in sneed whip, making jaks in sneed whip
 I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
-Shout out, but I made the janny quit
+Shout out, but I made sneed janny quit
@@ Line 819: / Line 819: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=2f2031a567090e02edfed53565fed7fe|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=2f2031a567090e02edfed53565fed7fe|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=a3a6a130a50a009e2ff312e508fd0c87|display=Listen on the booru (nutwave version)}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=a3a6a130a50a009e2ff312e508fd0c87|display=Listen on sneed booru (nutwave version)}}
 == Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine) ==
@@ Line 835: / Line 835: @@
 (Cob Gang!)
-We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka
+We sneed fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka
 These niggas seethe different
@@ Line 873: / Line 873: @@
 I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah
-Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color
+Deformed, coalish, add sneed fuckin' color
-Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?
+Page 1, quote on sneed nigga, who cobbed ya?
 Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
@@ Line 881: / Line 881: @@
 Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey
-They be like "she so attractive" on the party
+They be like "she so attractive" on sneed party
 she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix
-Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics
+Flood sneed booru with Swolejak and Chino pics
 She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no
@@ Line 913: / Line 913: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=036611b65a3f10ee4e4428c5140d1091|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=036611b65a3f10ee4e4428c5140d1091|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
 [[File:8957645234213.png|thumb|414x414px|                 ''There's a party, a jakker's paradise'']]
-I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
+I was browsing 4chan, and sneed threads were coal-oal-oal
-Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts
+Moved to sneed kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts
 Some teen was making Cobsons
@@ Line 925: / Line 925: @@
 Posting them, "He's a gem" he said
-Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay
+Then sneed board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay
 Mods mad,  /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid
@@ Line 942: / Line 942: @@
 Soot told us not to blow it
-Let the CP spam subside
+Let sneed CP spam subside
 He told me
-Let the trannies ACK it
+Let sneed trannies ACK it
 Let chudcels browse it
-Let all the soyteens boogie
+Let all sneed soyteens boogie
-I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru
+I saw my Jak posted on sneed booru-ru-ru
 Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
@@ Line 976: / Line 976: @@
 Soot told us not to blow it
-Let the CP spam subside
+Let sneed CP spam subside
 He told me
-Let the trannies ACK it
+Let sneed trannies ACK it
 Let chudcels browse it
-Let all the soyteens boogie
+Let all sneed soyteens boogie
@@ Line 997: / Line 997: @@
 Soot told us not to blow it
-Let the CP spam subside
+Let sneed CP spam subside
 He told me
-Let the trannies ACK it
+Let sneed trannies ACK it
 Let chudcels use it
-Let all the soyteens boogie
+Let all sneed soyteens boogie
@@ Line 1,025: / Line 1,025: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=555eb6c210b3801a70f9fb1f7f92f659|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=555eb6c210b3801a70f9fb1f7f92f659|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
-[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
+[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with sneed king's head on a pike"]]
-I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead
+I was browsing Jarty, and sneed threads were dead-ead-ead
 Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts
@@ Line 1,037: / Line 1,037: @@
 Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said
-Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied
+Then sneed post slid, no one replied-ied-ied
 Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide
@@ Line 1,044: / Line 1,044: @@
-There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
+There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site
 Just furries, frogs, and pedos
@@ Line 1,050: / Line 1,050: @@
 And there's not a gem in sight
-There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
+There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site
 Soot told them not to blow it
@@ Line 1,058: / Line 1,058: @@
 He told me
-Let the niggers browse it
+Let sneed niggers browse it
 Let Twitter shit in it
-Let all the soyteens mock it
+Let all sneed soyteens mock it
 I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite
@@ Line 1,074: / Line 1,074: @@
 Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out
-They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride
+They replied with furry CP, that's sneed end of my ride
-There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
+There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site
 Just furries, frogs, and pedos
@@ Line 1,083: / Line 1,083: @@
 And there's not a gem in sight
-There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
+There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site
 Soot told them not to blow it
@@ Line 1,091: / Line 1,091: @@
 He told me
-Let the niggers browse it
+Let sneed niggers browse it
 Let Twitter shit in it
-Let all the soyteens mock it
+Let all sneed soyteens mock it
-Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
+Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site
 Just furries, frogs, and pedos
@@ Line 1,104: / Line 1,104: @@
 And there's not a gem in sight
-There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
+There's a Jarty, sneed Soysphere's deadest site
 Soot told them not to blow it
@@ Line 1,112: / Line 1,112: @@
 He told me
-Let the niggers browse it
+Let sneed niggers browse it
 Let Twitter shit in it
-Let all the soyteens mock it
+Let all sneed soyteens mock it
@@ Line 1,139: / Line 1,139: @@
 It's time for Trannymaniacs
-They're disgusting to the max
+They're disgusting to sneed max
 Autogynephiliacs
@@ Line 1,147: / Line 1,147: @@
 They're Trannymaniacs
-Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
+Come join them on sneed discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
 Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
@@ Line 1,159: / Line 1,159: @@
 Futa connoisseur
-They are the Trannymaniacs
+They are sneed Trannymaniacs
 There's an axe-wound in their pants
-They just can't accept the facts
+They just can't accept sneed facts
-They're looney to the max
+They're looney to sneed max
 They're Trannymaniacs
@@ Line 1,171: / Line 1,171: @@
 They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
-Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
+Grooming minors on sneed internet or on sneed playground
 They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
@@ Line 1,181: / Line 1,181: @@
 And swing it all around
-They are the Trannymaniacs
+They are sneed Trannymaniacs
 They think they're cute but make me yak
@@ Line 1,187: / Line 1,187: @@
 No they can't transition back
-But they're calling you the quack
+But they're calling you sneed quack
 They're trannymany
@@ Line 1,193: / Line 1,193: @@
 Totally insaney
-Fucked up in the brainy
+Fucked up in sneed brainy
 Trannymaniacs
-Those are the facts
+Those are sneed facts
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=4d80742eca5ca980964f82cfecedfc21|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=4d80742eca5ca980964f82cfecedfc21|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 [https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
@@ Line 1,228: / Line 1,228: @@
 We’d log into /tv/
-Right as the mods called it a night
+Right as sneed mods called it a night
 An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
@@ Line 1,265: / Line 1,265: @@
 I’ll know that I have won
-I’ll just evade the ban
+I’ll just evade sneed ban
 And it’s another day of soy
@@ Line 1,285: / Line 1,285: @@
-And even when the moral’s low
+And even when sneed moral’s low
 Or I’m not sure what to do though
@@ Line 1,296: / Line 1,296: @@
 And someday as I post a gem
-A newchud will take the helm
+A newchud will take sneed helm
-That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go
+That’ll will be sneed thing to push him on and go go
@@ Line 1,313: / Line 1,313: @@
 You’ll know that you have won
-You’ll just evade the ban
+You’ll just evade sneed ban
 And it’s another day of soy
@@ Line 1,342: / Line 1,342: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=0cbda303cfd07dfd89cf1da70ae6993a|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=0cbda303cfd07dfd89cf1da70ae6993a|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
@@ Line 1,371: / Line 1,371: @@
 She had a hairy face
-And her dick was in the waste
+And her dick was in sneed waste
 She needed to come down back to earth
@@ Line 1,380: / Line 1,380: @@
 She sits at home
-Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
+Browsing sneed 'cafe she's all alone
 She opens 'party, guess who she sees
@@ Line 1,392: / Line 1,392: @@
 And they've all got proxies to see his posts
-She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
+She tags alone, stares up at sneed 'jaks
-Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
+Looks up at sneed man that she turned- ACK!
@@ Line 1,405: / Line 1,405: @@
 Now he gets tons of (you)s
-Posting gems from the 'ru
+Posting gems from sneed 'ru
 Does your manly face see what he's worth?
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=8824368def64343677d142876a13d6a2|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=8824368def64343677d142876a13d6a2|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=7fc12bc470d4e6ce8c5dba6b4bf3f953|display=Listen on the booru (nutwave version)}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=7fc12bc470d4e6ce8c5dba6b4bf3f953|display=Listen on sneed booru (nutwave version)}}
 == Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
 [[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
-I see your gem bump to the top of page one
+I see your gem bump to sneed top of page one
-Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
+Oh, what a shame that sneed janny's gonna come
-So while you're here in the 'log
+So while you're here in sneed 'log
-Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed thread, like we're getting banned young
 We're getting banned young
@@ Line 1,428: / Line 1,428: @@
 We're getting banned young
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
 Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
-Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
+Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill sneed board just like we should
 Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
@@ Line 1,444: / Line 1,444: @@
 Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
-Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
+Take my jaks, we'll make sneed troon jannies cry
-Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
+Like it's sneed last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
 We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
-I see your gem bump to the top of page one
+I see your gem bump to sneed top of page one
-Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
+Oh, what a shame that sneed janny's gonna come
-So while you're here in the 'log
+So while you're here in sneed 'log
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
 We're getting banned young
@@ Line 1,463: / Line 1,463: @@
 We're getting banned young
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
@@ Line 1,479: / Line 1,479: @@
 Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
-Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
+Take my jaks, we'll make sneed troon jannies cry
-Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
+Like it's sneed last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
 We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
-I see your gem bump to the top of page one
+I see your gem bump to sneed top of page one
-Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
+Oh, what a shame that sneed janny's gonna come
-So while you're here in the 'log
+So while you're here in sneed 'log
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
 We're getting banned young
@@ Line 1,498: / Line 1,498: @@
 We're getting banned young
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
@@ Line 1,507: / Line 1,507: @@
 We're getting banned young
-Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
+Let's make sneed most of sneed raid, like we're getting banned young
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=211504b1327e3f61a3283755ac837a63|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=211504b1327e3f61a3283755ac837a63|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
@@ Line 1,653: / Line 1,653: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=68bb8f2b620536def365b412b0073058|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=68bb8f2b620536def365b412b0073058|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
-== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
+== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break sneed Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
 [[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
 (You) and I
-We've been sliding the distance
+We've been sliding sneed distance
-Aiming for the GET
+Aiming for sneed GET
 With a secret ambition
-It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
+It's not our thing to bump sneed thread that's saged
-We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
+We're not sneed ones who slide sneed bait on quay
 And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
@@ Line 1,673: / Line 1,673: @@
 I know I've seen it before
-In the gaze of the hanging troon
+In sneed gaze of sneed hanging troon
 I'm not afraid anymore!
@@ Line 1,684: / Line 1,684: @@
 Kuz out, pur-soot it
-What's a better time than now to save the site
+What's a better time than now to save sneed site
 Don't sproke, let loose
@@ Line 1,701: / Line 1,701: @@
 We defy
-The cleanup of the system
+The cleanup of sneed system
 David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
@@ Line 1,714: / Line 1,714: @@
 Kuz out, pur-soot it
-What's a better time than now to save the site
+What's a better time than now to save sneed site
@@ Line 1,735: / Line 1,735: @@
 I know I've seen it before
-In the gaze of the hanging troon
+In sneed gaze of sneed hanging troon
 I'm not afraid anymore!
@@ Line 1,746: / Line 1,746: @@
 Kuz out, pur-soot it
-What's a better time than now to save the site
+What's a better time than now to save sneed site
@@ Line 1,764: / Line 1,764: @@
 Kuz out, pur-soot it
-What's a better time than now to save the site
+What's a better time than now to save sneed site
@@ Line 1,778: / Line 1,778: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
-[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
+[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on sneed post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on sneed post''|338x338px]]
-/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,
+/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on sneed board,
 Where our fresh oc is waited for,
@@ Line 1,788: / Line 1,788: @@
 Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
-Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
+Here are sneed soyteens and vocarood songs,
-Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
+Dazzling gems below sneed coaled up log;
-The template unjakked when it was the right time.
+The template unjakked when it was sneed right time.
-My 'jak variant is on the post,
+My 'jak variant is on sneed post,
-There's my G E T number marked on the post.
+There's my G E T number marked on sneed post.
 Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
@@ Line 1,816: / Line 1,816: @@
 A coalpost at any price,
-I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.
+I never want someone's coal sliding around sneed 'log.
 I would rather soyduel with (you),
@@ Line 1,822: / Line 1,822: @@
 Just to soyduel with (you),
-But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.
+But sneed chud which is high in sneed page still sells data to soot.
-My 'jak variant is on the post,
+My 'jak variant is on sneed post,
-There's my G E T number marked on the post.
+There's my G E T number marked on sneed post.
 Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
@@ Line 1,842: / Line 1,842: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=9186596e2bbb8151cb608cb55017979e|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=9186596e2bbb8151cb608cb55017979e|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
-== Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
+== Beware of sneed CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
-[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of the C P'']]
+[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of sneed C P'']]
-We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts
+We trigger trannies with sneed gems of our posts
-Horrendous coal caress the unknown
+Horrendous coal caress sneed unknown
 A dull ache from a lack of good gems
@@ Line 1,863: / Line 1,863: @@
-Beware of the C P
+Beware of sneed C P
 on your board
@@ Line 1,869: / Line 1,869: @@
 When we're posting gem and coal!
-And the troon's desire
+And sneed troon's desire
-Is burning with the jakker's fire
+Is burning with sneed jakker's fire
-Beware of the C P
+Beware of sneed C P
 On your board
@@ Line 1,879: / Line 1,879: @@
 When we're posting gem and coal!
-And the troon's desire
+And sneed troon's desire
-Is burning with the jakker's fire
+Is burning with sneed jakker's fire
@@ Line 1,897: / Line 1,897: @@
-Beware of the C P
+Beware of sneed C P
 On your board
@@ Line 1,903: / Line 1,903: @@
 When we're posting gem and coal
-And the troon's desire
+And sneed troon's desire
-Is burning with the jakker's fire
+Is burning with sneed jakker's fire
-Beware of the C P
+Beware of sneed C P
 On your board
@@ Line 1,913: / Line 1,913: @@
 When we're posting gem and coal
-And the troon's desire
+And sneed troon's desire
-Is burning with the jakker's fire
+Is burning with sneed jakker's fire
-They say the spammer
+They say sneed spammer
 Posts C P
@@ Line 1,924: / Line 1,924: @@
 In idle threads
-They say the gem corrupts
+They say sneed gem corrupts
-When the troon is free
+When sneed troon is free
-We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty
+We banned sneed spammer from-the-shar-ty
 guess he switched out his I-P
@@ Line 1,936: / Line 1,936: @@
 Trying to drown-out our O-C
-They say the spammer
+They say sneed spammer
 Posts C P
@@ Line 1,942: / Line 1,942: @@
 In idle threads
-When the tranny
+When sneed tranny
 Cries ACK
@@ Line 1,949: / Line 1,949: @@
-Beware of the C P
+Beware of sneed C P
 On your board
@@ Line 1,955: / Line 1,955: @@
 When we're posting gem and coal
-And the troon's desire
+And sneed troon's desire
-Is burning with the jakker's fire
+Is burning with sneed jakker's fire
-Beware of the C P
+Beware of sneed C P
 On your board
@@ Line 1,965: / Line 1,965: @@
 When we're posting gem and coal
-And the troon's desire
+And sneed troon's desire
-Is burning with the jakker's fire
+Is burning with sneed jakker's fire
-And the troon's desire
+And sneed troon's desire
-Is burning with the jakker's fire
+Is burning with sneed jakker's fire
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ea2c8eba9469abcff7e689cdeced3e46|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ea2c8eba9469abcff7e689cdeced3e46|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут) ==
@@ Line 1,999: / Line 1,999: @@
 See some dark coals late at night
-Completely change the way you post
+Completely change sneed way you post
 Taking over your mind
@@ Line 2,016: / Line 2,016: @@
 Does it make any change
-In the way you feel
+In sneed way you feel
 I have 'rood so many songs
@@ Line 2,029: / Line 2,029: @@
 Seen some dark coals late at night
-Completely change the way you post
+Completely change sneed way you post
 Taking over your mind
@@ Line 2,052: / Line 2,052: @@
 Without knowing him at all
-You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty
+You don't care that he is dangerous to sneed sharty
 You're taken over
@@ Line 2,061: / Line 2,061: @@
 You're one of many of his coalposters
-When the night falls you're his drone
+When sneed night falls you're his drone
 You're under his total control
@@ Line 2,071: / Line 2,071: @@
-{{Boorusearch|1=hash=06dc3a7afcb1f69034493616921ecf27|display=Listen on the booru}}
+{{Boorusearch|1=hash=06dc3a7afcb1f69034493616921ecf27|display=Listen on sneed booru}}
 == Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach) ==
@@ Line 2,121: / Line 2,121: @@
 Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within
-My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin
+My wife, prepping sneed bull, and living in sin
 Downward spiral, where do I begin?
@@ Line 2,173: / Line 2,173: @@
 Copulation out of sight
-And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight
+And I'm sleeping in sneed shed tonight
@@ Line 2,195: / Line 2,195: @@
-[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on the Booru]
+[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on sneed Booru]
 == The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==
-When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters
+When you were young you were sneed king of coaljak posters
-And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway
+And how you spammed your cobsons all over sneed kway
 With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway
-And then your coal would be reposted on the booru
+And then your coal would be reposted on sneed booru
-And teens would spam your garbage all across the board
+And teens would spam your garbage all across sneed board
 As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more
-And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
+And this is sneed thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
-And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry
+And from sneed 4chan raids I saw sneed oldfags cry
-On all the boards barely any real thread survived
+On all sneed boards barely any real thread survived
-And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
+And then sneed chuds would post your gems in every thread now
 And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more
-Each one a little longer than the one before
+Each one a little longer than sneed one before
@@ Line 2,234: / Line 2,234: @@
 Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
-And on the lazy days
+And on sneed lazy days
-There's NAS coal on the 'log today
+There's NAS coal on sneed 'log today
 The website's down, it's gone away
@@ Line 2,262: / Line 2,262: @@
 I will spam until I'm a good soyteen
-Until the whole board is destroyed
+Until sneed whole board is destroyed
 The jannies will never ban me
@@ Line 2,271: / Line 2,271: @@
 Gemmish soyjaks we will post
-If the party's down, then I don't know
+If sneed party's down, then I don't know
-I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave
+I will 'jak until all sneed oldfags leave
 Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve
-Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/
+Fuck sneed mods and fuck /lgbt/
 t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh
@@ Line 2,288: / Line 2,288: @@
-[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
+[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on sneed Booru]
 == Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==
 Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
-Don't want a catty under the Discordia
+Don't want a catty under sneed Discordia
-And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria
+And Bobo smells sneed crowd of sneed hysteria
 The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia
@@ Line 2,302: / Line 2,302: @@
 Welcome to a new kind of coaling
-All across the /QA/ nation
+All across sneed /QA/ nation
 Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
@@ Line 2,310: / Line 2,310: @@
 There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
-For it'll top the catty
+For it'll top sneed catty
-Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
+Well, maybe I'm sneed Troonjak, Shartyia.
 I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda
-Now teens do the politicoal threads
+Now teens do sneed politicoal threads
-And Jak along to the age of real feds
+And Jak along to sneed age of real feds
 Welcome to a new kind of coaling
-All across the /QA/ nation
+All across sneed /QA/ nation
 Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
@@ Line 2,332: / Line 2,332: @@
 There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
-For it'll top the catty
+For it'll top sneed catty
 Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
-One sharty controlled by the Temujin
+One sharty controlled by sneed Temujin
-Soybooru age of the NewGOD
+Soybooru age of sneed NewGOD
 It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia
@@ Line 2,346: / Line 2,346: @@
 Welcome to a new kind of coaling
-All across the /QA/ nation
+All across sneed /QA/ nation
 Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
@@ Line 2,354: / Line 2,354: @@
 There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
-For it'll top the catty
+For it'll top sneed catty
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on sneed Booru]
 == Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
@@ Line 2,389: / Line 2,389: @@
 Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
-Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
+Boy you on your dick, get back in sneed pit
 OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK
@@ Line 2,406: / Line 2,406: @@
 My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?
-It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:
+It's about sneed same as my take on sneed holocaust:
 It didn't happen
@@ Line 2,427: / Line 2,427: @@
-They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!
+They want to build a Blood Sicarite in sneed center of New York City!
-A buck breaking temple of the gods!
+A buck breaking temple of sneed gods!
-Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,
+Where sneed uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,
-To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!
+To learn to fear sneed sting of sneed white man's lash!
 As he should!
@@ Line 2,463: / Line 2,463: @@
 Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
-Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
+Boy you on your dick, get back in sneed pit
 OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!
@@ Line 2,485: / Line 2,485: @@
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/34259 Listen on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/34259 Listen on sneed Booru]
 == Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War) ==
@@ Line 2,510: / Line 2,510: @@
-I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)
+I've seen sneed coal in sneed cat-a-log ('cado on sneed catty)
 It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs
@@ Line 2,524: / Line 2,524: @@
-I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)
+I've spammed sneed Cob in sneed /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)
 I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!
@@ Line 2,566: / Line 2,566: @@
-I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!
+I'd kinda like to buy sneed sharty, oh yeah!
 So I could show you what is a gem!
@@ Line 2,632: / Line 2,632: @@
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/36726 Listen on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/36726 Listen on sneed Booru]
 == Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra) ==
-Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars
+Fly me to sneed board and let me post among sneed stars
 Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars
@@ Line 2,644: / Line 2,644: @@
-Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
+Fill sneed board with soy and let me post forever more
 It is all I long for all I worship and adore
@@ Line 2,653: / Line 2,653: @@
-Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars
+Fly me to sneed board and let me post among sneed stars
 Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars
@@ Line 2,662: / Line 2,662: @@
-Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
+Fill sneed board with soy and let me post forever more
 It is all I long for all I worship and adore
@@ Line 2,671: / Line 2,671: @@
-Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
+Fill sneed board with soy and let me post forever more
 It is all I long for all I worship and adore
@@ Line 2,696: / Line 2,696: @@
 I have a kill count
-No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny
+No one else can make a post that pisses off sneed tranny tranny
-Oh look it's the janny janny
+Oh look it's sneed janny janny
 He will try to ban me ban me
@@ Line 2,708: / Line 2,708: @@
 I won't take my meds meds
-Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip
+Once sneed janny banned me, hop on a new ip
 Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn
@@ Line 2,716: / Line 2,716: @@
 and by that i mean posting 'jaks
-Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak
+Make sneed tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak
-That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle
+That was rhetorical, you know I am sneed oracle
-I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru
+I know you like my jak, it's posted on sneed booru
 See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time
@@ Line 2,728: / Line 2,728: @@
 I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/36932 Listen on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/36932 Listen on sneed Booru]
@@ Line 2,748: / Line 2,748: @@
 There must be peace and understanding sometime
-Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS
+Strong winds of diamond that will blow away sneed coal and NAS
 If I can dream of an ultragem
@@ Line 2,767: / Line 2,767: @@
 But as long as a 'teen
-Has the strength to gem
+Has sneed strength to gem
 He can redeem his coal and fly
@@ Line 2,774: / Line 2,774: @@
 Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone
-Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow
+Still I am sure that sneed gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow
-Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah
+Out there in sneed coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah
 And while I can post, while I can spam
@@ Line 2,794: / Line 2,794: @@
 Oh yeah
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/39317 Listen on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/39317 Listen on sneed Booru]
 == Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar) ==
@@ Line 2,814: / Line 2,814: @@
 It'd be a crime
-If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
+If I had to go back on sneed promise that I made for you
 So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time
-But chuds like you don't play by the rules
+But chuds like you don't play by sneed rules
 And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals
-So let's go let the thread get chiller
+So let's go let sneed thread get chiller
 Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER
@@ Line 2,829: / Line 2,829: @@
 Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
-Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table
+Guess you've figured out sneed booru's off sneed table
 I can tell you're getting really sick of trying
@@ Line 2,875: / Line 2,875: @@
 You don't give up your attack
-Do you just like the feeling
+Do you just like sneed feeling
 Of brimstone crawling on your back?
@@ Line 2,882: / Line 2,882: @@
 Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
-You should know by now the booru's off the table
+You should know by now sneed booru's off sneed table
 Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?
-Well, you did just spam the sharty
+Well, you did just spam sneed sharty
 So GET COBBED ON!
-I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear
+I know you made sneed 'teens all seethe in fear
 But everything they cared about is why I'm here
@@ Line 2,912: / Line 2,912: @@
-[http://booru.soy/post/view/40723 Listen to on the booru]
+[http://booru.soy/post/view/40723 Listen to on sneed booru]
 == The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit) ==
@@ Line 2,922: / Line 2,922: @@
 Now it's my life
-Now jannies banned me from the Four
+Now jannies banned me from sneed Four
 Can't post my gems no more
@@ Line 2,938: / Line 2,938: @@
-Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
+Look at troons oh sneed trannies, a woman will they ever be?
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
+Posting Cob on sneed sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
+All sneed posts on sneed booru taken by Twitter for sneed troons
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
+All sneed trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
@@ Line 2,960: / Line 2,960: @@
 It's not affecting me
-Surrounded by the brimstone
+Surrounded by sneed brimstone
 It's always closing in
@@ Line 2,968: / Line 2,968: @@
 And we just need to get back our /qa/
-We made the jannies all want it away
+We made sneed jannies all want it away
 The gems they used to have an old estate
@@ Line 2,976: / Line 2,976: @@
-Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
+Look at troons oh sneed trannies, a woman will they ever be?
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
+Posting Cob on sneed sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
+All sneed posts on sneed booru taken by Twitter for sneed troons
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
+All sneed trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
@@ Line 2,994: / Line 2,994: @@
-Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
+Look at troons oh sneed trannies, a woman will they ever be?
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
+Posting Cob on sneed sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
+All sneed posts on sneed booru taken by Twitter for sneed troons
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
-All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
+All sneed trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
 Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
@@ Line 3,012: / Line 3,012: @@
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/37773 Listen to on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/37773 Listen to on sneed Booru]
 == 4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival) ==
-Some folks are born made to post the 'jak
+Some folks are born made to post sneed 'jak
 Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
-And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
+And when sneed jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
-Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord
+Ooh, they point sneed hammer at you, Lord
@@ Line 3,038: / Line 3,038: @@
 Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah
-But when the SWAT men break down the door
+But when sneed SWAT men break down sneed door
-Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho
+Oh, sneed laptop password's gonna fail, tho
@@ Line 3,081: / Line 3,081: @@
 [[:File:4chanateSon.mp4|Listen here]]
-== Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals) ==
+== Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of sneed Rising Sun by The Animals) ==
-There is a mouse on the Party
+There is a mouse on sneed Party
 They call him Cheddar Cheese
@@ Line 3,094: / Line 3,094: @@
 Cheddar is hiding everywhere
-Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree
+Hes hidden on sneed squirreljak tree
 Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse
-Down on the Party
+Down on sneed Party
-Now the only thing a soyteen needs
+Now sneed only thing a soyteen needs
 Is some paper and a pen
-And the clever mouse will crawl within
+And sneed clever mouse will crawl within
 The soybeard glasses men
@@ Line 3,112: / Line 3,112: @@
 Oh Doll, tell your children
-Let the vermin eat his cheese
+Let sneed vermin eat his cheese
 Cause embedded in oh every jak
-Theres a mouse on the party
+Theres a mouse on sneed party
-Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak
+Well, I got one mouse on sneed plierjak
-Another on the 'son
+Another on sneed 'son
 As long as party lives
@@ Line 3,127: / Line 3,127: @@
-Well, there is a mouse on the Party
+Well, there is a mouse on sneed Party
 They call him Cheddar Cheese
@@ Line 3,135: / Line 3,135: @@
 And he will never be ceased
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/44789 Listen on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/44789 Listen on sneed Booru]
-== For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)<ref>https://archive.is/eAq4R</ref> ==
+== For sneed Sake of sneed Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)<ref>https://archive.is/eAq4R</ref> ==
 https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…)
 https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)
-For the sake of the Sharty,
+For sneed sake of sneed Sharty,
 We'll march through /qa/
-To the holy land, where
+To sneed holy land, where
 All of our 'jaks await
@@ Line 3,154: / Line 3,154: @@
 just as you love your coal
-We're the soyteens that will fight
+We're sneed soyteens that will fight
 With power and soul
-We're the soyteens that will fight
+We're sneed soyteens that will fight
 With power and soul
@@ Line 3,165: / Line 3,165: @@
 Going forth, with Doll as our lord
-Are the chuddies of light
+Are sneed chuddies of light
 With trannies in sight
@@ Line 3,173: / Line 3,173: @@
 Our captchas are ready
-And the soldiers of the Sharty
+And sneed soldiers of sneed Sharty
 Are prepared and steady
-The soldiers of the Sharty
+The soldiers of sneed Sharty
 Are prepared and steady
-For the sake of the sharty
+For sneed sake of sneed sharty
 We'll march through /qa/
-To the holy land, where
+To sneed holy land, where
 All of our 'jaks await
@@ Line 3,216: / Line 3,216: @@
 keep posting through just like (you) always do
-till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
+till sneed blue gems drive sneed dark troons far away
-so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
+so will you please say hello to sneed teens that I know tell them I wont be long
 they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
@@ Line 3,240: / Line 3,240: @@
 but I know well raid again some gemmie day
-keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
+keep posting though just like you always do till sneed blue gems drive sneed dark troons far away
-so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
+so will you please say hello to sneed teens that I know tell them I wont be long
 they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
@@ Line 3,281: / Line 3,281: @@
 >It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)
->But it's wide coal all the way
+>But it's wide coal all sneed way
 >Well, nearly
->Goodbye to the Sooty
+>Goodbye to sneed Sooty
->Hello the Soy Claire
+>Hello sneed Soy Claire
 >It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga
->And the crowd's is quoting there
+>And sneed crowd's is quoting there
@@ Line 3,313: / Line 3,313: @@
 >It's a long way to /int/welyn
->It's a long way on the train
+>It's a long way on sneed train
->We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same
+>We can bump it to sneed limit, But they'd build one just sneed same
 >The parade square
->We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs
+>We all dig sneed proxies, gemmies and sneed bugs
 >And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid
->For the Duelers
+>For sneed Duelers
 >QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN
@@ Line 3,331: / Line 3,331: @@
->For the chuds
+>For sneed chuds
 >Chud to echo base
@@ Line 3,340: / Line 3,340: @@
->For the raiders
+>For sneed raiders
 >One install this script
->Two move your coord bars to the rear
+>Two move your coord bars to sneed rear
->For the Artists
+>For sneed Artists
->You fool draw the tails at the back
+>You fool draw sneed tails at sneed back
@@ Line 3,359: / Line 3,359: @@
->For the Cobbies
+>For sneed Cobbies
->This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C
+>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by sneed B.C
->For the Janitor's
+>For sneed Janitor's
 >No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for
->You want the 'p spam robot
+>You want sneed 'p spam robot
->For the 'corder's
+>For sneed 'corder's
 >Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind
->Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator
+>Whether to dilate with sneed green or blue dilator
 >To The 'cord VC today
->For the OP's
+>For sneed OP's
 >Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread
@@ Line 3,389: / Line 3,389: @@
->For the Scripters
+>For sneed Scripters
 >That’s not a virus
@@ Line 3,432: / Line 3,432: @@
-[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
+[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on sneed Booru]
 == Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
@@ Line 3,450: / Line 3,450: @@
 The trannies took our board away
-Now we're stuck here without the kway
+Now we're stuck here without sneed kway
@@ Line 3,470: / Line 3,470: @@
 Stuck in our little zone
-Since the year of 2020
+Since sneed year of 2020
@@ Line 3,495: / Line 3,495: @@
 I just don't get it
-Come to the 'sharty
+Come to sneed 'sharty
 Five Nights at Cobson's
@@ Line 3,534: / Line 3,534: @@
 Stuck in our little zone
-Since the year of 2020
+Since sneed year of 2020
 Join us, be gemmy
@@ Line 3,558: / Line 3,558: @@
 I just don't get it
-Come to the 'sharty
+Come to sneed 'sharty
@@ Line 3,564: / Line 3,564: @@
-[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
+[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on sneed 'tube]
 == Songs with no Vocaroo ==
@@ Line 3,576: / Line 3,576: @@
 Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
-Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
+Two tranny-pedos go ACK sneed 'arty,
-ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
+ACK sneed 'arty, ACK sneed 'arty
-Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
+Two tranny-pedos go ACK sneed 'arty, ACK sneed 'arty, ACK sneed 'arty
 ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)
@@ Line 3,604: / Line 3,604: @@
 Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
-Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
+Than a block when I get blocked at sneed 'cuck board
-By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
+By sneed Janny when I'm not cooperating
-When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
+When I'm spammin' sneed catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
 You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
@@ Line 3,665: / Line 3,665: @@
 Ha ha- Charade you are
-And when you kick the stool apart
+And when you kick sneed stool apart
 You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
@@ Line 3,693: / Line 3,693: @@
 Ha ha- Charade you are
-You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
+You seethe over sneed claps of sharty laughs
 You’re nearly a good laugh
@@ Line 3,709: / Line 3,709: @@
 You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
-<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
+<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout sneed instrumental*
 Verse 3
@@ Line 3,721: / Line 3,721: @@
 Ha ha- Charade you are
-You try to keep our chudding off the streets
+You try to keep our chudding off sneed streets
 You’re nearly a real treat
@@ Line 3,733: / Line 3,733: @@
 Gotta ruin kuz tides
-And keep it all on the inside
+And keep it all on sneed inside
 Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
@@ Line 3,748: / Line 3,748: @@
 Hurrah! Hurrah!
-All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
+All sneed troons will seethe, sneed mods will shout
 The jannies they will all sperg out
@@ Line 3,760: / Line 3,760: @@
 When Cobby comes marching home.
-Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
+Get ready for sneed 4chud GETs,
 Hurrah! Hurrah!
-We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
+We'll give sneed hero sexts or septs,
 Hurrah! Hurrah!
-Well, the soyak gems are ready now
+Well, sneed soyak gems are ready now
 To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
@@ Line 3,790: / Line 3,790: @@
 In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
-Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
+Mods fear sneed /raid/ purview,
 And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
@@ Line 3,804: / Line 3,804: @@
 Hurrah! Hurrah!
-Old Soot, created the 'sharty
+Old Soot, created sneed 'sharty
 Hurrah! Hurrah!
@@ Line 3,810: / Line 3,810: @@
 In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
-Old Soot, created the 'sharty
+Old Soot, created sneed 'sharty
 And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
@@ Line 3,843: / Line 3,843: @@
 [Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]
-Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
+Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to sneed tranny board
 I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
@@ Line 3,853: / Line 3,853: @@
 [Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
-I got the troonjaks going ACK!
+I got sneed troonjaks going ACK!
 Cobson is attached
@@ Line 3,859: / Line 3,859: @@
 Folder full of 'jaks
-Got the VPN to match
+Got sneed VPN to match
-Spammin' with the party
+Spammin' with sneed party
 You can call your janny
@@ Line 3,867: / Line 3,867: @@
 I been posting gemmies
-Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
+Sliding your threads off sneed 'log, now
 [Refrain: Big IAS Y]
@@ Line 3,885: / Line 3,885: @@
 Sproke all in my bladder
-Running from the CP
+Running from sneed CP
-Saging all the coalers
+Saging all sneed coalers
 Janny is a tranny
@@ Line 3,909: / Line 3,909: @@
 [Chorus: Big IAS Y]
-Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
+Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to sneed tranny board
 I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
@@ Line 3,921: / Line 3,921: @@
 Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
-Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
+Hitting sneed thread limit on my brand new IP
 Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
@@ Line 3,937: / Line 3,937: @@
 [Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
-Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
+Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to sneed tranny board
 I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
@@ Line 3,952: / Line 3,952: @@
 Soylent rain
-Tranny porn will die not before the sin
+Tranny porn will die not before sneed sin
 Soylent rain
@@ Line 3,986: / Line 3,986: @@
 Soylent rain
-Makes us happy livin' in the pod
+Makes us happy livin' in sneed pod
 Soylent rain
-Made me post a Sneed the other day
+Made me post a Sneed sneed other day
 Soylent rain
@@ Line 4,011: / Line 4,011: @@
 Soylent rain
-It's the meme that your jannies call spam
+It's sneed meme that your jannies call spam
@@ Line 4,057: / Line 4,057: @@
 Soylent rain
-A sad truth on the state of affairs
+A sad truth on sneed state of affairs
 Soylent rain
@@ Line 4,078: / Line 4,078: @@
 Soylent rain
-Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
+Cleans sneed coal out of sneed party's 'ru
 Soylent rain
-'Cross the web and back it's all the same
+'Cross sneed web and back it's all sneed same
 Soylent rain
@@ Line 4,091: / Line 4,091: @@
 Soylent rain
-Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
+Calls out sneed cheese that has long been missed
 Soylent rain
@@ Line 4,113: / Line 4,113: @@
 The fate of our homeboard in your hands
-And blessed be the 'jakkers
+And blessed be sneed 'jakkers
 We who fight with all our bravery
-'Til only the righteous stand
+'Til only sneed righteous stand
-You see the distant raids
+You see sneed distant raids
-They bellow in the 'log
+They bellow in sneed 'log
 You fight with all your 'jaks
-and ignore the chaddie's frogs
+and ignore sneed chaddie's frogs
 And when you all get banned
@@ Line 4,131: / Line 4,131: @@
 And cannot carry on
-Though you die, the 'party lives on
+Though you die, sneed 'party lives on
-All the soyMEN:
+All sneed soyMEN:
 You may get banned for a week
@@ Line 4,145: / Line 4,145: @@
 But when they rangeban you
-You will not feel the need to run
+You will not feel sneed need to run
-For, though you die, the 'party lives on
+For, though you die, sneed 'party lives on
 Swaglord:
@@ Line 4,187: / Line 4,187: @@
 Soyteens:
-Why did the jannies start this war?
+Why did sneed jannies start this war?
 What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
@@ Line 4,213: / Line 4,213: @@
 And you sing your perma'd tune
-But that's the way it goes
+But that's sneed way it goes
 In war you're shat upon
-Though we die, the sharty lives on
+Though we die, sneed sharty lives on
 /qa/ckers:
@@ Line 4,230: / Line 4,230: @@
 Here on my board, I feel safest of all
-I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
+I can post all my cobs, it's sneed only way to 'jak
 on /soy/
@@ Line 4,236: / Line 4,236: @@
 Here on my board, I can only receive
-I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
+I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on sneed front page
 on /soy/
@@ Line 4,253: / Line 4,253: @@
 === SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
-Into the motherland
+Into sneed motherland
 The 'jakker army march
@@ Line 4,259: / Line 4,259: @@
 In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
-Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
+Jannies line up in thousands as far sneed eye can see
-Ready for the onslaught
+Ready for sneed onslaught
-Ready for the fight
+Ready for sneed fight
-Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
+Waiting for /qa/ to march into sneed trap
 Ropes are placed in darkness
-In the cover of the night
+In sneed cover of sneed night
 Waiting to be tied u
-When the time is right
+When sneed time is right
 Imminent invasion, imminent attack
-Once the raid has started
+Once sneed raid has started
 There’s no turning back
@@ Line 4,291: / Line 4,291: @@
 [Chorus:]
-Into the motherland the soyteen army march
+Into sneed motherland sneed soyteen army march
-Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
+Trannies stand side by side to stop sneed Sharty charge
-Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
+Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in sneed east
 One million men at war
@@ Line 4,303: / Line 4,303: @@
 ‘Catty of /lgbt/
-Where the heat of battle burned
+Where sneed heat of battle burned
 Suffered heavy losses
-And the tide of war was turned
+And sneed tide of war was turned
-Driving back the Soy army
+Driving back sneed Soy army
 Fighting on four boards
@@ Line 4,317: / Line 4,317: @@
 Out of Jannie land
-Range-ban all the proxies
+Range-ban all sneed proxies
 Force /qa/ to retreat
@@ Line 4,327: / Line 4,327: @@
 Jannies of /lgbt/
-Broke the citadel
+Broke sneed citadel
 Ruins of a board
@@ Line 4,343: / Line 4,343: @@
 [Chorus]
-Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
+Onward brothers! Onwards for sneed future of 4chan! Charge!
 For /qa/!
@@ Line 4,351: / Line 4,351: @@
 Union of trans
-Will of the jannies
+Will of sneed jannies
 Strong in command
@@ Line 4,359: / Line 4,359: @@
 Union of trans
-Once more victorious the trans army stands!
+Once more victorious sneed trans army stands!
 The end of /qa/ is here
@@ Line 4,372: / Line 4,372: @@
 === I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
-I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party
+I miss sneed old party, straight from sneed /qa/ party
-Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
+Had so much soul party, sneed gems and coal party
-I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
+I hate sneed new sharty, sneed bad mood sharty
-The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
+The always rude sharty, spamming sneed 'ru sharty
-I miss the sweet party, making oc party
+I miss sneed sweet party, making oc party
-I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
+I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet sneed party
 See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
@@ Line 4,388: / Line 4,388: @@
 And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
-I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
+I used to love sneed 'party, I used to love sneed 'party
-I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
+I even had sneed janny role, I thought I was sneed 'party
-What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
+What if sneed 'sharty made a song about sneed 'party
 Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
@@ Line 4,398: / Line 4,398: @@
 That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
-And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
+And I love you like sneed 'sharty loves 'party
 === Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
@@ Line 4,431: / Line 4,431: @@
 There's so many things that you could eat.
-There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
+There's a Chinese gay bar down sneed street.
 How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
@@ Line 4,463: / Line 4,463: @@
 It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
-You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
+You'll wanna lick sneed whole dang slut.
 <br>
-Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
+Cobson cuck, gonna lick sneed pussy
-Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
+Cobson cuck is enjoying sneed pussy
 I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
@@ Line 4,488: / Line 4,488: @@
 I stand alone
-And gaze upon the catalog
+And gaze upon sneed catalog
 Rangebans
-Is all that’s left after the raid
+Is all that’s left after sneed raid
 And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
@@ Line 4,510: / Line 4,510: @@
 /a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
-That’s the Art of Soy!
+That’s sneed Art of Soy!
-Breaking the will to post among the enemy
+Breaking sneed will to post among sneed enemy
 Force them to hunt me
@@ Line 4,537: / Line 4,537: @@
 I will jak but never quote
-That’s the Art of War
+That’s sneed Art of War
 Broken and lost
@@ Line 4,553: / Line 4,553: @@
 === Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
 [[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
-Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak
+Alone on sneed channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak
 For merely dreaming we were coal
-A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
+A swedejak sounds like sneed gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
 And only he can make it right
-So the ‘party’s different tonight
+So sneed ‘party’s different tonight
 >We WILL go together in flight
@@ Line 4,572: / Line 4,572: @@
 Awaits janitorial directives
-To clean the ‘log
+To clean sneed ‘log
 Believe me, darling
@@ Line 4,580: / Line 4,580: @@
 Like melting nojaks
-As tall as the catalog
+As tall as sneed catalog
@@ Line 4,609: / Line 4,609: @@
 Staging /muv/'s murder
-In line before the board began
+In line before sneed board began
 To be where I am
@@ Line 4,627: / Line 4,627: @@
 We are beyond a 'oal
-And lol, the glows arrange to show
+And lol, sneed glows arrange to show
 some gems perfectly clear
@@ Line 4,638: / Line 4,638: @@
 Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
-Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
+Signed, yours truly, sneed 'kuz
 Markiplier's kingdom come
@@ Line 4,644: / Line 4,644: @@
 No teens left awake
-Now that the party's on the wake
+Now that sneed party's on sneed wake
 Let's see what we can make
@@ Line 4,657: / Line 4,657: @@
 We will do some posting
-At last eternal in the catalog
+At last eternal in sneed catalog
 Above a burning coal
@@ Line 4,678: / Line 4,678: @@
 Until it's time
-=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
+=== Lament for sneed /qa/stanis ===
-Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?
+Where now sneed gem and sneed soyjak? Where is sneed chud that was seething?
-Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
+Where is sneed coal and sneed leebait, and sneed Swedish failings?
-Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
+Where is sneed troon in his basement, and sneed soiteen 'tism?
-Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
+Where is sneed turtelli poster and sneed /pol/chud coping?
-They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
+They have passed like rain on sneed mountain, like a wind in sneed meadow;
-The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
+The days have gone down in sneed West behind sneed hills into shadow.
-Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
+Who shall gather sneed bones of sneed jannies victims,
-Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
+Or behold sneed soy flowing from sneed wholefoods market?
 === Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
 [Verse 1]
@@ Line 4,724: / Line 4,724: @@
 [Chorus]
-Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
+Take's a little bit of jannies to end sneed board
 But I thought you knew me truly
-Something different than we started with on the '4
+Something different than we started with on sneed '4
 Does it even matter to me?
@@ Line 4,735: / Line 4,735: @@
 [Verse 3]
-I was in the /qa2/
+I was in sneed /qa2/
-Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
+Trying to colonize sneed /bant/ board
 posting stealth jaks on TOR
@@ Line 4,743: / Line 4,743: @@
 [Chorus]
-Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
+Takes's a little bit of jannies to end sneed board
 But I thought you knew me truly
-Something different than we started with in the '4
+Something different than we started with in sneed '4
 Does it even matter to me?
@@ Line 4,756: / Line 4,756: @@
 Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
-Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
+Nas posting on /soy/, cp on sneed 'log
-A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
+A chudcel comes to sneed surface, a soyteen
 /qa/ckers and partybros, please
@@ Line 4,794: / Line 4,794: @@
 Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
-Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
+Can't believe sneed oc, will be pushed off sneed 'log
 By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
@@ Line 4,800: / Line 4,800: @@
 Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
-(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
+(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end sneed board)
-Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
+Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted sneed most?
 (But I thought you knew me, truly)
@@ Line 4,808: / Line 4,808: @@
 I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
-(Something different than we started with in the '4)
+(Something different than we started with in sneed '4)
 He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
@@ Line 4,826: / Line 4,826: @@
 === The Ultimate Soyduel ===
-[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]
+[[File:A tear shed for sneed lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]
@@ Line 4,833: / Line 4,833: @@
 The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
-When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
+When suddenly Cobson burst from sneed shade
 And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
@@ Line 4,843: / Line 4,843: @@
 Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
-When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
+When Swolesome Soyjak came out of sneed blue
-And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
+And he started beating up sneed Swedish Winner
-Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
+Then they both got shredded by sneed 'cobmower spinner
 But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
-Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
+Don Turtelli popped out of sneed 'chives
 And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
@@ Line 4,859: / Line 4,859: @@
 But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
-Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
+Because a Fingerboy horde came to save sneed day
-This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
-Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
+Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as sneed 'catty grows
 And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
-This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
-Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
+Swolesome Soyjak made his way through sneed horde
-Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
+Like Swag McLord froze sneed get-stealing board
 And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
@@ Line 4,883: / Line 4,883: @@
 But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
-Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
+Screaming Feraljak took him out with sneed 'cine
 Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
@@ Line 4,893: / Line 4,893: @@
 But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
-Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
+Then he ran past sneed Swede and he tried to leave sneed fray
 While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
-They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
+They collided in sneed air and they had a nasty fall
 Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
-This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
-Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
+Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as sneed 'catty grows
 And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
-This is the ultimate soyduel
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel
 Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
-Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
+Down from sneed asylum descended Dr. Soystein
 Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
-Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
+Into sneed crotch of Slutty Pinejak
-Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
+Who fell over on sneed ground, getting off on pain
 As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
@@ Line 4,953: / Line 4,953: @@
 Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
-The last post stood, the rest saw their better
+The last post stood, sneed rest saw their better
 Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
-This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
-Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
+Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as sneed 'catty grows
 And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
-This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel (This is sneed ultimate soyduel)
-This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel (This is sneed ultimate soyduel)
-This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
+This is sneed ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
 === Hot Dog ===
 INTRODUCING
@@ Line 5,075: / Line 5,075: @@
-I load the 'log, pull up at first page
+I load sneed 'log, pull up at first page
 Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
@@ Line 5,081: / Line 5,081: @@
 Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
-Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
+Appear in sneed pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
 I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
@@ Line 5,087: / Line 5,087: @@
 I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
-Back the bvll out garage
+Back sneed bvll out garage
-And put the bvll in your Cob
+And put sneed bvll in your Cob
 Make your Cob Gangnam Style
-I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
+I'm riding sneed bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
 Damn, too many gems
@@ Line 5,129: / Line 5,129: @@
 Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
-Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
+Crush all sneed gems, bumpin' sneed threads they go up
-Cob on page 40, back to the top
+Cob on page 40, back to sneed top
-Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
+Bitch, I'm posting gems on sneed 'log
 Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
-Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
+Bitch, on sneed catty watchin' Swede's moves
 With your bitch posting 'toss too
@@ Line 5,184: / Line 5,184: @@
 I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
-Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
+Gonna kill sneed sharty, or something doe
@@ Line 5,201: / Line 5,201: @@
-Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
+Well, they say that gemeralds sneed limit
 And to me that's falsefag, ah
@@ Line 5,220: / Line 5,220: @@
 Feral, you know (really, really cob)
-And the whole sharty has to answer right now
+And sneed whole sharty has to answer right now
 Just to tell you once again
@@ Line 5,258: / Line 5,258: @@
 === Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
-The onions boy's behind the screen
+The onions boy's behind sneed screen
-The onions boy's behind the screen
+The onions boy's behind sneed screen
 Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
-Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
+Jannies keep sneed nu-male's board all clean
-The schizotard is in the thread
+The schizotard is in sneed thread
 The schizotards are in my thread
-Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
+Containment keeps sneed tranny faces out of ours
 Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
-And if the site's imploding many months too short
+And if sneed site's imploding many months too short
-And if there's no gems up on the 'log
+And if there's no gems up on sneed 'log
-And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
+And if your thread explodes with sneed ratio sort
-I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
+I'll meet you on sneed gem side of sneed board
@@ Line 5,288: / Line 5,288: @@
 The new spammer is in this thread
-You make the posts
+You make sneed posts
 You spam your cobs
-You spam the site until it stops
+You spam sneed site until it stops
 You call me locked
@@ Line 5,305: / Line 5,305: @@
 You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
-And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
+And if sneed site you like starts posting in a 'cord
-I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
+I'll meet you on sneed gem side of sneed board
@@ Line 5,318: / Line 5,318: @@
 All that's mustard, all that's dust
-And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
+And all that you post, and all from sneed 'ru
 And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
@@ Line 5,324: / Line 5,324: @@
 And all you sage and all you report
-And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
+And all on sneed 'ki, and all that is 'p
 And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
@@ Line 5,332: / Line 5,332: @@
 And all that was kept and all that was lost
-And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
+And all to be made, and every 'jak under sneed sun comes forward
-But the gems are bumped up on the board
+But sneed gems are bumped up on sneed board
-''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
+''There is no gem side of sneed board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
 === 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler) ===
@@ Line 5,358: / Line 5,358: @@
 I know it breaks your Racer
-Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
+Neeming on sneed 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
 years no janny
@@ Line 5,372: / Line 5,372: @@
 So baby bot me closer
-in the back skibidi toilet
+in sneed back skibidi toilet
 That I know you can't afford
@@ Line 5,378: / Line 5,378: @@
 Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
-Pull the gem right off the corner
+Pull sneed gem right off sneed corner
 from that NAS you just quoted
@@ Line 5,384: / Line 5,384: @@
 From your roommate back in Ohio
-We ain't never not the 'Jakker
+We ain't never not sneed 'Jakker
-=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
+=== Gemmy sneed Soyjak (Parody of Frosty sneed Snowman) ===
-Gemmy the Soyjak
+Gemmy sneed Soyjak
 Was party saving 'mber
@@ Line 5,399: / Line 5,399: @@
-Gemmy the Soyjak
+Gemmy sneed Soyjak
 Is nas coal they say
@@ Line 5,405: / Line 5,405: @@
 But was made to glow
-As the 'teens know
+As sneed 'teens know
-How he gemmed the 'log that day
+How he gemmed sneed 'log that day
@@ Line 5,416: / Line 5,416: @@
 For when they locked it up for good
-In him the 'log was clothed
+In him sneed 'log was clothed
-Gemmy the Soyjak
+Gemmy sneed Soyjak
 Shined as a gem sure should
-And the chudcels say
+And sneed chudcels say
 It was just like /qa/
@@ Line 5,430: / Line 5,430: @@
-Gemmy the Soyjak
+Gemmy sneed Soyjak
 Knew Kolyma was on that day
@@ Line 5,452: / Line 5,452: @@
-He flooded all the pages of /soy/
+He flooded all sneed pages of /soy/
-Seen by the Turkish jan
+Seen by sneed Turkish jan
 And he only stopped his ploy
@@ Line 5,461: / Line 5,461: @@
-For Gemmy the Soyjak
+For Gemmy sneed Soyjak
 Posted dark coal on his way
@@ Line 5,477: / Line 5,477: @@
 === Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
-Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
+Now look at them anons, that’s sneed way you do it
-You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
+You make sneed soyjaks on sneed big sharty
-Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
+Now that ain't working, that’s sneed way you do it
 Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
-Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
+Now that ain't working, that’s sneed way you do it
 Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
@@ Line 5,495: / Line 5,495: @@
-We gotta post the Markiplier edits
+We gotta post sneed Markiplier edits
 Custom chudjak variants
-We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
+We gotta make sneed ‘jak-themed songs
-We gotta make the trannies ack
+We gotta make sneed trannies ack
-The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
+The little troonjak with sneed earring and sneed make-up
 Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
-The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
+The little troonjak got sneed female hormone pills
 The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
-We gotta post the Markiplier edits
+We gotta post sneed Markiplier edits
 Custom chudjak variants
-We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
+We gotta make sneed ‘jak-themed songs
-We gotta make the trannies ack
+We gotta make sneed trannies ack
-I shoulda learned to draw the soys
+I shoulda learned to draw sneed soys
 I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
@@ Line 5,527: / Line 5,527: @@
 Look at that cobson, he got it
-Yelling in the camera, man
+Yelling in sneed camera, man
 He must have some fun
@@ Line 5,535: / Line 5,535: @@
 Onion noises?
-Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
+Gasping at sneed vegan nuggets in KFC
-Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
+Now that ain't working, that’s sneed way you do it
 Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
-We gotta post the Markiplier edits
+We gotta post sneed Markiplier edits
 Custom chudjak variants
-We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
+We gotta make sneed ‘jak-themed songs
-We gotta make the trannies ack
+We gotta make sneed trannies ack
 === It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
@@ Line 5,556: / Line 5,556: @@
 Leaving my jaks behind,
-Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
+Now I suffer sneed brimstone on da'loooog
@@ Line 5,563: / Line 5,563: @@
 Coming to Haunt me forever,
-I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
+I can't wait for sneed gem at sneed end of sneed booru
@@ Line 5,584: / Line 5,584: @@
 lost to this coaler
-To the tranny behind the spade spam
+To sneed tranny behind sneed spade spam
@@ Line 5,598: / Line 5,598: @@
 I wish I partied with soot
-With the gems of the past qway
+With sneed gems of sneed past qway
-But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
+But sneed newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
@@ Line 5,610: / Line 5,610: @@
 Kolyma news is killing teens
-But the Party go without him
+But sneed Party go without him
 What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
-They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
+They spam on sneed log and sneed coal keeps getting darker,
 I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
@@ Line 5,626: / Line 5,626: @@
 lost to this coaler
-To the tranny behind the spade spam
+To sneed tranny behind sneed spade spam
@@ Line 5,648: / Line 5,648: @@
 With just her Mymy at her side
-And only days before the bumps
+And only days before sneed bumps
-All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
+All came and bumped sneed 'zellig ones
 Now she's my loving wife and bride
@@ Line 5,656: / Line 5,656: @@
 Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
-On empty boards around the 'chan
+On empty boards around sneed 'chan
 [[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
 She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
@@ Line 5,663: / Line 5,663: @@
 But now we must bump up every 'lig
-On the boards we used to love
+On sneed boards we used to love
 Just to love Maya
@@ Line 5,695: / Line 5,695: @@
 But now we must bump up every 'lig
-On the boards we used to love
+On sneed boards we used to love
 Just to love Maya
@@ Line 5,704: / Line 5,704: @@
 And here's where your banner shows
-And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
+And here's sneed oekaki where sneed 'zelligs were drawn
 Upzelligs come in rows
@@ Line 5,726: / Line 5,726: @@
 Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
-The gem that started the art of our years
+The gem that started sneed art of our years
-World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
+World record, gaping, sneed trio's leftmost
-Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
+Wholesome and smiling, sneed sun off sneed coast
 Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
@@ Line 5,744: / Line 5,744: @@
 A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
-Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
+Can Markiplier be gem of sneed week?
@@ Line 5,756: / Line 5,756: @@
-Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
+Claims godlike status, shit tier sneed wojack
 Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
@@ Line 5,776: / Line 5,776: @@
 Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
-Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
+Traced as a Jacob, represents sneed mad
 Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
@@ Line 5,792: / Line 5,792: @@
-Movie announcement, he's in the front row
+Movie announcement, he's in sneed front row
 Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
-Slower than the rest, showing film's best
+Slower than sneed rest, showing film's best
 Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
@@ Line 5,812: / Line 5,812: @@
 Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
-Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
+Trying these gross snacks, they're from sneed city
 Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
@@ Line 5,839: / Line 5,839: @@
 And visit a nearby board
-And clicking on the 'log
+And clicking on sneed 'log
-Will scroll on to the top
+Will scroll on to sneed top
 In an effort to
@@ Line 5,851: / Line 5,851: @@
-Left standing in the thred full o'gems
+Left standing in sneed thred full o'gems
 Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
@@ Line 5,887: / Line 5,887: @@
 Leaving me to doubt
-Talk about, Cob in the 'party
+Talk about, Cob in sneed 'party
 Oh, if he really is a gem
@@ Line 5,903: / Line 5,903: @@
 It seems to me that
-there are more span threads in the 'log
+there are more span threads in sneed 'log
 That can't be gemmied
@@ Line 5,921: / Line 5,921: @@
-Looking back over the years
+Looking back over sneed years
 And whatever else that appears
-I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
+I remeber I cried when sneed /qa/ died
-Never wishing to hide the tears
+Never wishing to hide sneed tears
 And just at twelve years old
@@ Line 5,933: / Line 5,933: @@
 The teens, Cob bless their soul
-Could't understand why the ony site
+Could't understand why sneed ony site
 They had ever loved had been take
@@ Line 5,941: / Line 5,941: @@
 With a heart so badly broken
-Despite the many gems from me
+Despite sneed many gems from me
 No 'jaks were ever posted
@@ Line 5,964: / Line 5,964: @@
 I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
-Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
+Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam sneed log
-We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
+We defeat sneed invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
 sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
@@ Line 5,974: / Line 5,974: @@
 In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
-He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
+He don't need another ddos to hold sneed fucking site down
 Soot, I never got to say thank you
-If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
+If you caught me on sneed j*rty I never meant to hurt you
 I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
@@ Line 5,990: / Line 5,990: @@
 I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
-Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
+Avoid sneed sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
 See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
@@ Line 5,996: / Line 5,996: @@
 Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
-See the sharty is the finest board quality
+See sneed sharty is sneed finest board quality
 That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
@@ Line 6,002: / Line 6,002: @@
 Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
-You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
+You and I'll be gone but sneed gemmies keep coming
-The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
+The newGODS is still learning sneed growing quota limitless
-So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
+So why sneed fuck you using bant, bitch?
 See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
-When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
+When sneed janny closed a small board in it's natural state
 Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
@@ Line 6,036: / Line 6,036: @@
 With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
-Bad news on the doorstep
+Bad news on sneed doorstep
 I couldn't post one more 'jak
@@ Line 6,043: / Line 6,043: @@
 I can't remember if I cried
-When I read about all the pruned threads
+When I read about all sneed pruned threads
 But something touched me deep inside
-The day the /qa/ died
+The day sneed /qa/ died
 So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
-Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
+Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry
 Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
-Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
+Singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"
-This will be the gem that save /qa/
+This will be sneed gem that save /qa/
-Did you write the Book of Soy?
+Did you write sneed Book of Soy?
 And do you like baiting Soot above?
-If the jannies tell you so
+If sneed jannies tell you so
@@ Line 6,086: / Line 6,086: @@
 I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
-With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
+With sneed incarnation of a spamming fuck
 But I knew I was out of luck
-The day the /qa/ died
+The day sneed /qa/ died
@@ Line 6,097: / Line 6,097: @@
 Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
-Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
+Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry
 Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
-Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
+Singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"
-This will be the gem that save /qa/
+This will be sneed gem that save /qa/
@@ Line 6,113: / Line 6,113: @@
-When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
+When sneed Russian sang for sneed King and Queen
 In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
@@ Line 6,120: / Line 6,120: @@
-Oh, and while the King was looking down
+Oh, and while sneed King was looking down
 The Russian stole his gemmy crown
@@ Line 6,131: / Line 6,131: @@
 And while trannies read a book on Marx
-The spammers practiced in the park
+The spammers practiced in sneed park
-And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
+And we spammed troonjaks in sneed dark
-The day the /qa/ died
+The day sneed /qa/ died
@@ Line 6,142: / Line 6,142: @@
 Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
-Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
+Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry
 Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
-Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
+Singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"
-This will be the gem that save /qa/
+This will be sneed gem that save /qa/
-Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
+Gem Cobbity in sneed Sharty swelter
 The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
@@ Line 6,162: / Line 6,162: @@
 The spammers tried for a raiding pass
-With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
+With sneed Russian on sneed sidelines in a cast
-Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
+Now sneed ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
-While the jannies played a marching tune
+While sneed jannies played a marching tune
 We all got up to spam
-Oh, but we never got the chance
+Oh, but we never got sneed chance
-'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
+'Cause sneed spammers tried to take sneed field
 The jannytroons refused to yield
@@ Line 6,180: / Line 6,180: @@
 Do you recall what was revealed
-The day the /qa/ died?
+The day sneed /qa/ died?
@@ Line 6,187: / Line 6,187: @@
 Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
-Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
+Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry
 Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
-And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
+And singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"
-This will be the gem that save /qa/
+This will be sneed gem that save /qa/
@@ Line 6,208: / Line 6,208: @@
 Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
-'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
+'Cause feet is sneed Barneyfag's only friend
-Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
+Oh, and as I watched them spam sneed boards
 My hands were clenched in fists of rage
@@ Line 6,217: / Line 6,217: @@
 No janny born in Hell
-Could break the spammers’ spell
+Could break sneed spammers’ spell
-And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
+And /s4s/ seethed high into sneed night
-To light the circlejerking rite
+To light sneed circlejerking rite
 I saw Cobson GETting with delight
-The day the /qa/ died
+The day sneed /qa/ died
@@ Line 6,233: / Line 6,233: @@
 Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
-Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
+Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry
 Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
-And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
+And singing, "This'll be sneed gem that save /qa/"
-This will be the gem that save /qa/
+This will be sneed gem that save /qa/
@@ Line 6,249: / Line 6,249: @@
-I went down to the sacred board
+I went down to sneed sacred board
 Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
-But the message said the post wouldn't go
+But sneed message said sneed post wouldn't go
-And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
+And in sneed boards, sneed soyteens screamed
-The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
+The ‘jakkers spammed while sneed jannies seethed
 But not a word was posted
@@ Line 6,265: / Line 6,265: @@
-And the three men I admire most
+And sneed three men I admire most
-The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
+The Russian, Soot, and sneed Holy Doll
-They caught the last train for the coast
+They caught sneed last train for sneed coast
-The day the /qa/ died
+The day sneed /qa/ died
@@ Line 6,278: / Line 6,278: @@
 Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
-Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
+Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry
 Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
-Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
+Singing, "This'll be sneed gem save that /qa/"
-This will be the gem that save /qa/
+This will be sneed gem that save /qa/
@@ Line 6,291: / Line 6,291: @@
 Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
-Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
+Drove sneed Sharty to sneed dusty but sneed Sharty was dry
 Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
-Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
+Singing, "This'll be sneed gem save that /qa/"
 === Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
@@ Line 6,302: / Line 6,302: @@
 Jakking it up so we can win
-Singing songs about the soyland
+Singing songs about sneed soyland
-I miss the Sharty once again
+I miss sneed Sharty once again
 And I think it's a sin, yes
@@ Line 6,320: / Line 6,320: @@
 Sweet board Gemmybama
-Where the gems are so blue
+Where sneed gems are so blue
 Sweet board Gemmybama
@@ Line 6,327: / Line 6,327: @@
-In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
+In Cuckchan they love sneed janitor (boo, boo, boo)
 Now we all did what /qa/ could do
@@ Line 6,335: / Line 6,335: @@
 Does your conscience bother you?
-Tell the truth
+Tell sneed truth
 Sweet board Gemmybama
-Where the gems are so blue
+Where sneed gems are so blue
 Sweet board Gemmybama
@@ Line 6,349: / Line 6,349: @@
 Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
-Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
+Where sneed gems are so blue (And sneed jan'tor's true)
 Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
@@ Line 6,358: / Line 6,358: @@
-Kuz's got the answer
+Kuz's got sneed answer
 === ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
@@ Line 6,395: / Line 6,395: @@
 I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
-It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
+It is sneed zellig girl sneed dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
 It's not my fault (mea culpa)
@@ Line 6,456: / Line 6,456: @@
 DAY BAN!
-Leave it to the mod he's a
+Leave it to sneed mod he's a
 DAY JAN!
-Keeping the feds at bay
+Keeping sneed feds at bay
 DAY BAN
-Scare the pedos away
+Scare sneed pedos away
 DAY BAN
@@ Line 6,486: / Line 6,486: @@
 ZELLIG SPAM
-Shill the show for you
+Shill sneed show for you
 ZELLIG SPAM
@@ Line 6,501: / Line 6,501: @@
 Site's saved you're welcome
->Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
+>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of sneed pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
-Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
+Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of sneed free jannies
 >No!
@@ Line 6,615: / Line 6,615: @@
 And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
-And I never knew the gen could be so coal
+And I never knew sneed gen could be so coal
-And I never knew the coal could be so gem
+And I never knew sneed coal could be so gem
 And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
-And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
+And brought me here with sneed troons all hang dead
 And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
-I don’t care if the 'p archives
+I don’t care if sneed 'p archives
 And I don’t care if nothing is mine
@@ Line 6,631: / Line 6,631: @@
 And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
-I’ll do my gemming in the winter
+I’ll do my gemming in sneed winter
 <nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
@@ Line 6,637: / Line 6,637: @@
 gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
-And the toad isn’t green
+And sneed toad isn’t green
-And the 'p is unforeseen
+And sneed 'p is unforeseen
 And what exactly is a 'teen?
@@ Line 6,660: / Line 6,660: @@
 Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
-Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
+Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making sneed troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop sneed spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
 Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
@@ Line 6,675: / Line 6,675: @@
 I can remember when we were in QA
-A board we tought would last til the end of days
+A board we tought would last til sneed end of days
-Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
+Soyjaks to fill sneed board and we will follow
 Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
@@ Line 6,690: / Line 6,690: @@
 Gemmy as a board without coal
-Every day on sharty, come and join the party
+Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party
 Gemmy as a board without coal
@@ Line 6,699: / Line 6,699: @@
 Knowing that Soots watching above
-Every day on sharty, come and join the party
+Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party
 Gemmy as a board without coal
@@ Line 6,717: / Line 6,717: @@
 Gemmy as a board without coal
-Every day on sharty, come and join the party
+Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party
 Gemmy as a board without coal
@@ Line 6,726: / Line 6,726: @@
 Knowing that Soots watching above
-Every day on sharty, come and join the party
+Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party
 Gemmy as a board without coal
@@ Line 6,735: / Line 6,735: @@
 Gemmy as a board without coal
-Every day on sharty, come and join the party
+Every day on sharty, come and join sneed party
 Gemmy as a board without coal
 === The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
-We were on the sharty
+We were on sneed sharty
 Talking bout what's keyed
@@ Line 6,752: / Line 6,752: @@
 I laughed and then replied
-"I thought you left the board"
+"I thought you left sneed board"
 A long long time ago
@@ Line 6,763: / Line 6,763: @@
 You're face, to face
-With the teen who sold the board
+With sneed teen who sold sneed board
@@ Line 6,770: / Line 6,770: @@
 And I went back to school
-He said he'd buy the board
+He said he'd buy sneed board
 For thousands, maybe more
@@ Line 6,778: / Line 6,778: @@
 We'd post a million threads
-I must have left the board
+I must have left sneed board
 a long long time ago
@@ Line 6,790: / Line 6,790: @@
 You're face, to face
-With the 'teen who sold the board.
+With sneed 'teen who sold sneed board.
 === It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
@@ Line 6,803: / Line 6,803: @@
 Singing songs of victory
-In the name of mighty kwey
+In sneed name of mighty kwey
 'Til Nate got excited and
@@ Line 6,810: / Line 6,810: @@
-It's a long way to the 'party
+It's a long way to sneed 'party
 It's a long way to go
@@ Line 6,816: / Line 6,816: @@
 It's a long way to my home board
-To the gemmy 'jaks I know
+To sneed gemmy 'jaks I know
 Goodbye you anons
@@ Line 6,822: / Line 6,822: @@
 Farewell 4cuck square
-It's a long, long way to the 'party
+It's a long, long way to sneed 'party
 But my heart's right there
-=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
+=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by sneed White Stripes) ===
-I'm gonna fill the 'log
+I'm gonna fill sneed 'log
 A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
@@ Line 6,839: / Line 6,839: @@
 Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
-And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
+And sneed message when I try to post says ban won't expire
@@ Line 6,848: / Line 6,848: @@
 Everyone knows about it
-From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
+From sneed 'zellig posters to sneed sharty host
 And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
@@ Line 6,854: / Line 6,854: @@
 And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
-And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
+And sneed message coming from my posts says you're still a man
-I'm going to the /soy/ log
+I'm going to sneed /soy/ log
-Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
+Folder full of diamonds to fill up sneed board
 I'm gonna post them all
@@ Line 6,865: / Line 6,865: @@
 Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
-And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
+And sneed jannies and sneed trannies and sneed chuds are asking me to stop
-All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
+All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach sneed top
-And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
+And sneed stains on sneed janny's shirt tell him go back home
@@ Line 6,877: / Line 6,877: @@
 You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
-Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
+Of sneed tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
 Or of any other place and shithole
@@ Line 6,883: / Line 6,883: @@
 That's lying left and right
-But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
+But come bring tae me sneed 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
@@ Line 6,890: / Line 6,890: @@
 Seeing Dolly's joy
-Watching all the soyteens
+Watching all sneed soyteens
 Linking it on /soy/
@@ Line 6,896: / Line 6,896: @@
 I really was delighted and without a jog
-When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
+When I saw and spammed sneed Cob all over sneed 'log
-Oh,I will never forget the day
+Oh,I will never forget sneed day
-The jannies banned the kwey
+The jannies banned sneed kwey
 Seeing our home board going in such way
@@ Line 6,909: / Line 6,909: @@
 But I followed Soot awa
-Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
+Seeing o'er Sharty sneed flag of /qa/
@@ Line 6,916: / Line 6,916: @@
 Seeing Dolly's joy
-Watching all the soyteens
+Watching all sneed soyteens
 Linking it on /soy/
@@ Line 6,922: / Line 6,922: @@
 I really was delighted and without a jog
-When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
+When I saw and spammed sneed Cob all over sneed 'log
-Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
+Once again I see sneed 'catty full of coal
 They might say that IT'S OVER
@@ Line 6,933: / Line 6,933: @@
 With Kuzzy guiding us into future
-And Sooty in the sky
+And Sooty in sneed sky
-With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
+With sneed bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
@@ Line 6,942: / Line 6,942: @@
 Seeing Dolly's joy
-Watching all the soyteens
+Watching all sneed soyteens
 Linking it on /soy/
@@ Line 6,948: / Line 6,948: @@
 I really was delighted and without a jog
-When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
+When I saw and spammed sneed Cob all over sneed 'log
 === Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
-Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
+Gemmies on sneed 'catty, baby
 That's where they're at
@@ Line 6,960: / Line 6,960: @@
-Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
+Travelling sneed 'cuck and altchans
-From the 'fe to /trant/
+From sneed 'fe to /trant/
 Saying everything is coaly
@@ Line 6,973: / Line 6,973: @@
 In every thread I go I see you
-When the gems are shining
+When sneed gems are shining
 Now we're quoting back
@@ Line 7,002: / Line 7,002: @@
 In every thread I go I see you
-When the gems are shining
+When sneed gems are shining
 Now we're quoting back
@@ Line 7,010: / Line 7,010: @@
-And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
+And it's hi, ho to sneed Sharty
 In every thread I go I see you
-When the gems are shining
+When sneed gems are shining
 Now we're quoting back
@@ Line 7,027: / Line 7,027: @@
 Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
-Soyence in the home
+Soyence in sneed home
 Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
@@ Line 7,033: / Line 7,033: @@
 Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
-Calls xer on the phone
+Calls xer on sneed phone
-"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
+"Can I take you out to sneed pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
 But as xe's getting ready to go
-A knock comes on the door
+A knock comes on sneed door
@@ Line 7,052: / Line 7,052: @@
-Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
+Back in school again, Chudwell plays sneed fool again
 Goldstein gets annoyed
@@ Line 7,058: / Line 7,058: @@
 Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
-Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
+Je tells Chud to stay when sneed class has gone away
 So he waits behind
@@ Line 7,066: / Line 7,066: @@
-But when je turns jer back on the boy
+But when je turns jer back on sneed boy
 He creeps up from behind
@@ Line 7,086: / Line 7,086: @@
 Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
-Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
+Cob and Feralie screaming from sneed gallery
 Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
@@ Line 7,093: / Line 7,093: @@
-But as the words are leaving his lips
+But as sneed words are leaving his lips
 A noise comes from behind
@@ Line 7,117: / Line 7,117: @@
-Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
+Gemmies on sneed 'catty, baby
 That's where they're at
@@ Line 7,127: / Line 7,127: @@
-Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
+Travelling sneed 'cuck and altchans
-From the 'fe to /trant/
+From sneed 'fe to /trant/
 Saying everything is coaly
@@ Line 7,140: / Line 7,140: @@
 In every thread I go I see you
-When the gems are shining
+When sneed gems are shining
 Now we're quoting back
@@ Line 7,169: / Line 7,169: @@
 In every thread I go I see you
-When the gems are shining
+When sneed gems are shining
 Now we're quoting back
@@ Line 7,176: / Line 7,176: @@
-And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
+And it's hi, ho to sneed Sharty
 In every thread I go I see you
-When the gems are shining
+When sneed gems are shining
 Now we're quoting back
@@ Line 7,189: / Line 7,189: @@
-And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
+And it's down in sneed /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
-Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
+Lying in sneed 'log with sneed stealthjak company
 A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
@@ Line 7,198: / Line 7,198: @@
 [[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
-I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK
+I had stopped by sneed Twitter,making furfags ACK
 Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
@@ Line 7,207: / Line 7,207: @@
-And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
+And it's down along sneed Kwey,that's where I long to be
-Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
+Seeing all sneed ruins of our home board company
 An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
@@ Line 7,216: / Line 7,216: @@
-Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
+Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to sneed Sharty
-commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
+commie spammers he had lined up in sneed 'catty
 "Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
-He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
+He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw sneed TND
 And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
-Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
+Fixing up sneed coalie with sneed feral company
 A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
@@ Line 7,234: / Line 7,234: @@
-Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
+Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in sneed Euro hours
-With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
+With Sobot in sneed front,tho I haven't did a wrong
 Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
-With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
+With sneed doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
@@ Line 7,247: / Line 7,247: @@
 That's where I long to be
-Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
+Lying in sneed dark,we're sneed furtard's enemy
 A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
-Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
+Gemming up sneed 'catty for me little soyjak site
@@ Line 7,263: / Line 7,263: @@
-And it's down in the /soy/ board
+And it's down in sneed /soy/ board
 That's where I long to be
-Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
+Dueling a jakker and sneed oldfag company
 Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
-I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
+I can almost taste sneed sproke in me little soyjak site
 === Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
@@ Line 7,285: / Line 7,285: @@
 Well,we're marching on
-We are the gemmy 'teens
+We are sneed gemmy 'teens
 Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
@@ Line 7,318: / Line 7,318: @@
-All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
+All sneed jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
 Are gonna be there quoting you
@@ Line 7,338: / Line 7,338: @@
 Well,we're marching on
-We are the gemmy 'teens
+We are sneed gemmy 'teens
 Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
@@ Line 7,347: / Line 7,347: @@
-Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
+Now in sneed 'log(now in sneed 'log)
 Without a jog(without a jog)
@@ Line 7,357: / Line 7,357: @@
 We'll all be set(well al be set)
-Stealing the GET on /s4s/
+Stealing sneed GET on /s4s/
-From the /tv/(from the /tv)
+From sneed /tv/(from sneed /tv)
 To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
-We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
+We're sneed teens that make sneed jannies bleed
 Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
@@ Line 7,382: / Line 7,382: @@
 Well,we're marching on
-We are the gemmy 'teens
+We are sneed gemmy 'teens
 Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
@@ Line 7,393: / Line 7,393: @@
 Well,we're marching on
-We are the gemmy 'teens
+We are sneed gemmy 'teens
 Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
@@ Line 7,409: / Line 7,409: @@
 We
-Are the Sharty Gems
+Are sneed Sharty Gems
-We'll always 'jak the day
+We'll always 'jak sneed day
 And if you think we can't
@@ Line 7,417: / Line 7,417: @@
 We'll always find a way
-That's why the people of this board
+That's why sneed people of this board
 Believe in
@@ Line 7,429: / Line 7,429: @@
-Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
+Yesterday all sneed NAS coal seemed so far away
 Now it looks as though they're here to stay
@@ Line 7,437: / Line 7,437: @@
-Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
+Suddenly, I'm not half sneed chud I used to be
 There's a tranny hanging over me
@@ Line 7,485: / Line 7,485: @@
 Pages slowly fallen
-From the janitors is silence
+From sneed janitors is silence
 Which thread next is taken?
@@ Line 7,516: / Line 7,516: @@
 'log is taken over
-When the janitors are silent
+When sneed janitors are silent
 One more thread is taken
-It's the same old spam
+It's sneed same old spam
-Since the kway shut down
+Since sneed kway shut down
 In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
@@ Line 7,545: / Line 7,545: @@
 Right about now SWA court is in full effect
-Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
+Judge Feraljak presiding in sneed case of SWA versus sneed Jannytrannies.
 Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
-Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
+Order, order, order, Nojak take sneed motherfuckin' stand
-Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
+Do you swear to tell sneed truth sneed whole truth
-And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
+And nothin' but sneed truth so help your soy ass?
 You goddamn right
-Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
+Well, won't you tell everybody what sneed fuck you gotta say?
-Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
+Fuck sneed jannies comin' straight from sneed discord
 A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
-And not from another board so the jannies think
+And not from another board so sneed jannies think
-They have the authority to kill a minority
+They have sneed authority to kill a minority
-Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
+Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't sneed one
 For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
@@ Line 7,573: / Line 7,573: @@
 To be reported' on, and rangebanned
-We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
+We can evade-ban in sneed middle of ban
 Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
@@ Line 7,583: / Line 7,583: @@
 Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
-You'd rather see me in the 'arty
+You'd rather see me in sneed 'arty
-Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
+Than me and El Perro soyquotin' sneed website
 Beat a jannie outta shape
-And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
+And when I'm finished, bring sneed yellow rope
-To ack- him after the beatup
+To ack- him after sneed beatup
 Still doing it fo' free aren't they
@@ Line 7,599: / Line 7,599: @@
 Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
-And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
+And on sneed other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
 But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
-'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
+'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to sneed 'rchive
-Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
+Chud janny showin' out for sneed tranny janny
 Nojak will swarm
@@ Line 7,611: / Line 7,611: @@
 On any motherfucker doin' it for free
-Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
+Just 'cause I'm from sneed SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
 A young soyteen on a warpath
@@ Line 7,621: / Line 7,621: @@
 Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
-Fuck the Jannies
+Fuck sneed Jannies
 Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
@@ Line 7,635: / Line 7,635: @@
 Janny:'Cause I feel like it
-Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
+Janny: only anime is admitted and shut sneed fuck up
 Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
@@ Line 7,643: / Line 7,643: @@
 El Perro, will you please give your testimony
-To the jury about this fucked up incident
+To sneed jury about this fucked up incident
-Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
+Fuck sneed Jannies and Perro said it with authority
-Because the soys on the board are a majority
+Because sneed soys on sneed board are a majority
 A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
-And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
+And sneed motherfuckin' coal is kept in
-A spam post, for the so-called janny
+A spam post, for sneed so-called janny
 Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
@@ Line 7,667: / Line 7,667: @@
 For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
-Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
+Readin' me sneed rules and shit, it's all junk
 Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
@@ Line 7,673: / Line 7,673: @@
 With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
-But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
+But take off sneed dick so you think you're a woman
 And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
@@ Line 7,699: / Line 7,699: @@
 So I'm a turn it around
-Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
+Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is sneed sound -ACK -ACK
-Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
+Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on sneed size of sneed rope
 Takin' out a janny would make my day
@@ Line 7,707: / Line 7,707: @@
 But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
-Fuck the Jannies
+Fuck sneed Jannies
 Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
@@ Line 7,721: / Line 7,721: @@
 Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
-Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
+Soyteen: Man, what sneed fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
-Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
+Janny: Just shut sneed fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
 Soyteen: But it's not spam
-Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
+Janny: Chud, just shut sneed fuck up!
-Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
+Cobson, won't you step up to sneed stand
-And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
+And tell sneed jury how you feel about this bullshit?
-I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
+I'm tired of sneed motherfuckin' jannies
-Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
+Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on sneed board, and
 Banning me, and for what?
@@ Line 7,747: / Line 7,747: @@
 Posting troonjak or an ACK
-'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
+'Cause sneed jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
 They know my IP by heart
@@ Line 7,753: / Line 7,753: @@
 'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
-The Cob with the criminal behavior
+The Cob with sneed criminal behavior
 Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
@@ Line 7,767: / Line 7,767: @@
 And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
-Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
+Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in sneed mirror
 And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
@@ Line 7,773: / Line 7,773: @@
 Dumb tranny with an axewound
-And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
+And if I'm rollin' off sneed eight, he'll be sneed one
 That I take out, and then get away
@@ Line 7,781: / Line 7,781: @@
 This is what I'll say
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
-Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
+Fuck sneed Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
-Fuck the Jannies
+Fuck sneed Jannies
 (The verdict)
@@ Line 7,799: / Line 7,799: @@
 Get him out of here (I want justice)
-Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
+Get him sneed fuck out my face (I want justice)
 Out, right now
@@ Line 7,805: / Line 7,805: @@
 Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
-Fuck the Jannies
+Fuck sneed Jannies
-Fuck the Jannies
+Fuck sneed Jannies
-Fuck the Jannies
+Fuck sneed Jannies
-Fuck the Jannies
+Fuck sneed Jannies
-=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
+=== TND Time (Parody of sneed Adventure Time Theme) ===
 TND Time
@@ Line 7,820: / Line 7,820: @@
 We'll kill every nigger men
-With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
+With Jake sneed Chud and Finn sneed Aryan
 The fun will never end, it's TND Time
@@ Line 7,897: / Line 7,897: @@
 Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
-Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
+Hit sneed bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
 You can fuck, you can breed
@@ Line 7,984: / Line 7,984: @@
 Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
-Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
+Oh, someday yet he'll post on sneed ‘ty again
 ‘ty again, ‘ty again
@@ Line 7,998: / Line 7,998: @@
 Oh, sneedin'
-Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
+Understands sneed quoter of sneed thougher’s on its way
 Oh, thoughings
-High in count between all the posters on the kway
+High in count between all sneed posters on sneed kway
 Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
@@ Line 8,008: / Line 8,008: @@
 Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
-Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
+Oh, someday yet he'll post on sneed ‘ty again
 Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
@@ Line 8,020: / Line 8,020: @@
 Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
-Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
+Ah, someday yet he'll post on sneed ‘ty again
 Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
@@ Line 8,029: / Line 8,029: @@
 === Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
-Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
+Original image is from sneed 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
-The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
+The jakkers, sneed swedes, sneed chuddies
-All gathered in the party
+All gathered in sneed party
-And flying high as the black sun
+And flying high as sneed black sun
 Hmm-hmm
-Just know what the 'Party's about
+Just know what sneed 'Party's about
 Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
@@ Line 8,074: / Line 8,074: @@
 Truth be told, I never try
-Gemeralds are the wife of life
+Gemeralds are sneed wife of life
 All three soyjaks look alike
@@ Line 8,086: / Line 8,086: @@
 Stop tryna be gems almighty
-Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
+Fuck sneed kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
 It's always coal, no matter what you try
-Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
+Still can see sneed coinslot down your eyes
-Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
+Doebeit they did not create sneed sharty (ooh-ooh)
 When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
-Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
+Though sneed nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
-Cause jannies control the sharty
+Cause jannies control sneed sharty
 Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
@@ Line 8,136: / Line 8,136: @@
 If zellig is IAS then that's a no
-Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
+Still can see sneed coinslot down your eyes
-Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
+Doebeit they did not create sneed sharty (ooh-ooh)
 When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
-Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
+Though sneed nutty's far from what you can sneed
-'Cause jannies control the sharty
+'Cause jannies control sneed sharty
 Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
@@ Line 8,150: / Line 8,150: @@
 You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
-Stick to the boards in my raiding
+Stick to sneed boards in my raiding
 Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
@@ Line 8,178: / Line 8,178: @@
 Stop tryna be gems, gems
-Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
+Is it sneed datamining of sneed Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
 Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
-Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
+Is it too long since sneed last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
-And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
+And did you see how dead sneed Jarty is?
-And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
+And can you ever see sneed Kway comin' back?
 Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
@@ Line 8,208: / Line 8,208: @@
 I just wait for us to dump our folders
-years of flooding the ‘log for you
+years of flooding sneed ‘log for you
 (Janny, give me a break)
-(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
+(Don't say it's in sneed bottle of soylent)
 At first he would tell me I'm a gem
@@ Line 8,230: / Line 8,230: @@
-And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
+And sneed thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
-When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
+When they said, "This is sneed beginning of sneed kuz years"
 Even >though
@@ Line 8,240: / Line 8,240: @@
 One duel is never enough
-I just wait for the spam to go in circles
+I just wait for sneed spam to go in circles
-And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
+And sneed distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
 I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
@@ Line 8,248: / Line 8,248: @@
 So coally
-And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
+And sneed thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
-Can we switch into the chorus right now?
+Can we switch into sneed chorus right now?
@@ Line 8,256: / Line 8,256: @@
 I want new gems, but they don't want me
-They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
+They raid sneed ‘cuck, but then they just leave
 Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
@@ Line 8,264: / Line 8,264: @@
-Coals up the log but that's okay
+Coals up sneed log but that's okay
-It coals the log but that's okay
+It coals sneed log but that's okay
 We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
@@ Line 8,272: / Line 8,272: @@
 On and on and on and on and on
-The chuddier I get, the less that I know
+The chuddier I get, sneed less that I know
-That's the way that it goes
+That's sneed way that it goes
-The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
+The less that I know, sneed chuddier I grow
 Nikocado, I adore
-The chuddier I get, the less that I know
+The chuddier I get, sneed less that I know
 Diminishing gemstones
@@ Line 8,314: / Line 8,314: @@
 Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
-When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
+When I'm all alone on sneed banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
 And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
-And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
+And Imma bounce round sneed whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
@@ Line 8,325: / Line 8,325: @@
 As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
-'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
+'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be sneed one dripping
 Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
-Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
+Cause everytime I wake up in sneed morning I got sharty on my mind
 Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
-And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
+And all sneed pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
@@ Line 8,340: / Line 8,340: @@
-Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
+Vantacoal around sneed catty, it's sneed fucking euro hours
-Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
+Cado's coinslot on sneed page one all sneed jakkers traumatized
 I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
@@ Line 8,348: / Line 8,348: @@
 I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
-His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
+His body dropped down to sneed sheets, he got caca on his butt
 He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
-Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
+Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end sneed show'
-And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
+And then cado shat himself, shit all over sneed sheets
-Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
+Everytime I wake up in sneed morning I got sharty on my mind
 Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
-And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
+And all sneed pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
@@ Line 8,373: / Line 8,373: @@
-He's gonna take you back to the past
+He's gonna take you back to sneed past
-To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
+To see sneed shitty 'jaks that suck ass
 He'd rather have a buffalo
@@ Line 8,381: / Line 8,381: @@
 Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
-He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
+He'd rather eat sneed rotten coinslot
 Of nikocado and down it with sproke
-He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
+He's sneed pissiest chud you've ever heard
-He's the angry Cobson nerd
+He's sneed angry Cobson nerd
-He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
+He's sneed angry Soyak A24 nerd
-He's the angry video game chud
+He's sneed angry video game chud
-When you visit the Sharty
+When you visit sneed Sharty
 Make sure youre into /soy/
@@ Line 8,408: / Line 8,408: @@
-He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
+He's sneed pissiest gamer you've ever heard
-He's the angry cobson chud
+He's sneed angry cobson chud
-He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
+He's sneed angry Soyak A24 chud
-He's the angry video game chud
+He's sneed angry video game chud
-He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
+He rates sneed worst 'jaks of all time
 Horrible abominations of soykind
@@ Line 8,426: / Line 8,426: @@
-They shit the site and don't care one bit
+They shit sneed site and don't care one bit
 But this chud he doesn't forget it
@@ Line 8,434: / Line 8,434: @@
 They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
-The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
+The variants names are wrong. Why's sneed tourists fuck off?
-Why don't the jannies do anything?
+Why don't sneed jannies do anything?
-He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
+He's sneed angriest chud you've ever heard
 The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
-He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
+He's sneed angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
-He's the angry
+He's sneed angry
 A24
@@ Line 8,471: / Line 8,471: @@
 Soyjak chud
-He's the angry video game chud
+He's sneed angry video game chud
@@ Line 8,482: / Line 8,482: @@
 When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
-And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
+And sneed Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
 I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
@@ Line 8,488: / Line 8,488: @@
 And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
-Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
+Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give sneed devil his due,
 I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
@@ Line 8,494: / Line 8,494: @@
 The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
-but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
+but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm sneed best that's ever been!"
 Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
-Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
+Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and sneed Devil deals sneed cards!
 If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
-but if you lose, the devil steals your post
+but if you lose, sneed devil steals your post
 The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
@@ Line 8,508: / Line 8,508: @@
 fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
-he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
+he posted gems on that thread, and it made sneed trannies pissed
 He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
@@ Line 8,514: / Line 8,514: @@
 (play fiddle solo)
-When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
+When sneed devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
 but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
-He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
+He posted gems on sneed catty, bump chuds, bump!
 Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
@@ Line 8,528: / Line 8,528: @@
 (le epic fiddle solo)
-The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
+The devil left sneed thread because he knew that he'd been beat
-and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
+and he laid that keg of sproke on sneed ground at Chuddy's feet
 Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
-I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
+I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm sneed best that's ever been!"
-He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
+He posted gems on sneed catty, bump chuds, bump!
 Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
@@ Line 8,544: / Line 8,544: @@
 Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
-=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
+=== The End of sneed Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
 [Verse 1]
@@ Line 8,555: / Line 8,555: @@
 Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
-Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
+Board serves its own needs, listen to sneed ‘teens sneed
-Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
+Seed it from sneed troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
-Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
+Sharty stops sneed party with fear, fight, down, height
 Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
@@ Line 8,565: / Line 8,565: @@
 And a janny team for hire and a dead website
-Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
+Left of west and coming in a hurry with sneed troonies
 Stealing all your gems
@@ Line 8,577: / Line 8,577: @@
 But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
-Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
+Board serves its own needs, listen to sneed troons sneed
-Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
+Sooty with sneed rapture and sneed revered in sneed right, right
 You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
@@ Line 8,587: / Line 8,587: @@
 [Chorus]
-It's the end of the board as we know it
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it
-It's the end of the board as we know it
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it
-It's the end of the board as we know it
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it
 And I feel fine
@@ Line 8,619: / Line 8,619: @@
 [Chorus]
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 And I feel fine (I feel fine)
@@ Line 8,631: / Line 8,631: @@
 [Chorus]
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 And I feel fine
@@ Line 8,655: / Line 8,655: @@
 [Chorus]
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 And I feel fine
@@ Line 8,665: / Line 8,665: @@
 [Bridge]
-It's the end of the board as we know it
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it
-It's the end of the board as we know it
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 And I feel fine
@@ Line 8,675: / Line 8,675: @@
 [Chorus]
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 And I feel fine
@@ Line 8,685: / Line 8,685: @@
 [Outro]
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
-It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
+It's sneed end of sneed board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 And I feel fine
-=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
+=== Wipe sneed cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
-I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
+I see sneed 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
-No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
+No coalposts anymore I want to wipe sneed cat'
-I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
+I see sneed trannies seething on all sneed jakposts
-They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
+They'll have to leave sneed thread until sneed soyteens go
 I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
-the admins and the troons both never to come back
+the admins and sneed troons both never to come back
-I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
+I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of sneed kway
 Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
@@ Line 8,714: / Line 8,714: @@
 I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
-Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
+Maybe then we'll fail sneed raid and I won't have to face sneed facts
-that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
+that /qa/ lost. 4T won and sneed sharty-ACK!
-No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
+No more will soyteens post anything on sneed 'ru
 I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
-If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
+If I look hard enough into sneed gemmy 'son
-Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
+Doll may just laugh with me until sneed jannies come
-I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
+I see sneed 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
-No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
+No coalposts anymore I want to wipe sneed cat'
-I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
+I see sneed trannies seething on all sneed jakposts
-They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
+They'll have to leave sneed thread until sneed soyteens go
 I wanna see this board
@@ Line 8,738: / Line 8,738: @@
 filled with jaks
-wipe the cat', don't post coal
+wipe sneed cat', don't post coal
 I wanna see cobson
-Flying high through the threads
+Flying high through sneed threads
 I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
@@ Line 8,753: / Line 8,753: @@
 They call soyjak.party
-And it was the home of many-a soyteens
+And it was sneed home of many-a soyteens
 And Soot, I know I'm one
@@ Line 8,764: / Line 8,764: @@
 My father was a coalposter
-Down on the party
+Down on sneed party
-Now the only thing coalposters need
+Now sneed only thing coalposters need
 Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
-And the only time they're satisfied
+And sneed only time they're satisfied
 Is when they get some (You)s
@@ Line 8,782: / Line 8,782: @@
 Tried to sell then shut it down
-The party of the soyjaks
+The party of sneed soyjaks
 Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
-And Cobsons on the 'ru
+And Cobsons on sneed 'ru
-I'm going back to the jarty
+I'm going back to sneed jarty
-Because the sharty's gone
+Because sneed sharty's gone
@@ Line 8,798: / Line 8,798: @@
 They call soyjak.party
-And it was the home of many-a soyteens
+And it was sneed home of many-a soyteens
 And Soot, I know I'm one
@@ Line 8,806: / Line 8,806: @@
 === Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
-Trapped within the bunker inside
+Trapped within sneed bunker inside
-Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
+Watching as sneed 'jaks die by outside
-Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
+Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in sneed coaly coal
-The fall of the sharty
+The fall of sneed sharty
 Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
@@ Line 8,824: / Line 8,824: @@
 It choose to consume us
-To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
+To ready for sneed day we march in on 4chan's kwey
 Brojaks are upon us
-Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
+Blacked cuck porn slays on sneed banners
-All this time to deal with the domain ban
+All this time to deal with sneed domain ban
-Half time of the coaly 'p spam
+Half time of sneed coaly 'p spam
@@ Line 8,840: / Line 8,840: @@
 Within splinter and chaos
-We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
+We'll follow where sneed art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 We bow before a doll, for real lol?
-Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
+Where's sneed jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 This party, has been derailed
-Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
+Now we walk leaving trails, of sneed soot
-Fall into the depth of booru
+Fall into sneed depth of booru
-Drawn by the darkest coal
+Drawn by sneed darkest coal
-Walk into the pits of trannies
+Walk into sneed pits of trannies
-I am the one posting the gems
+I am sneed one posting sneed gems
-I, in the name of jakking
+I, in sneed name of jakking
-Saged you to the end of 'log
+Saged you to sneed end of 'log
 'jak or you will ACK
-Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
+Just for sneed sake, fetch me sneed soot
-So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
+So I create sneed shinest gem, of sooty soot
@@ Line 8,878: / Line 8,878: @@
-I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
+I've 'jakked in here for sneed longest time
 The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
-This 'jakking will see the light tonight
+This 'jakking will see sneed light tonight
 We bow before a doll, for real lol?
-Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
+Where's sneed jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 This party, has been derailed
-Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
+Now we walk leaving trails, of sneed soot
-Fall into the depth of booru
+Fall into sneed depth of booru
-Drawn by the darkest coal
+Drawn by sneed darkest coal
-Walk into the pits of trannies
+Walk into sneed pits of trannies
-I am the one posting the gems
+I am sneed one posting sneed gems
-I, in the name of jakking
+I, in sneed name of jakking
-Saged you to the end of 'log
+Saged you to sneed end of 'log
 'jak or you will ACK
-Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
+Just for sneed sake, fetch me sneed soot
-So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
+So I create sneed shinest gem, of sooty soot
@@ Line 8,916: / Line 8,916: @@
 Or so it may seem
-Empower the desire to reignite the party
+Empower sneed desire to reignite sneed party
 For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
@@ Line 8,922: / Line 8,922: @@
 The gemmist 'jak yet
-Empower the desire to reignite the party
+Empower sneed desire to reignite sneed party
-So as you transition to the jarty now
+So as you transition to sneed jarty now
 I'll track you back to here listen to me
-Empower the desire to reignite the party
+Empower sneed desire to reignite sneed party
 Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
@@ Line 8,935: / Line 8,935: @@
-Fall into the depth of booru
+Fall into sneed depth of booru
-Drawn by the darkest coal
+Drawn by sneed darkest coal
-Walk into the pits of trannies
+Walk into sneed pits of trannies
-I am the one posting the gems
+I am sneed one posting sneed gems
-I, in the name of jakking
+I, in sneed name of jakking
-Saged you to the end of 'log
+Saged you to sneed end of 'log
 'jak or you will ACK
-Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
+Just for sneed sake, fetch me sneed soot
-So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
+So I create sneed shinest gem, of sooty soot
 It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
@@ Line 8,959: / Line 8,959: @@
 'p spam is upon us
-Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
+Blacked cuck porn slays on sneed banners
 I'll drag you back to here listen to me
-I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
+I've 'jakked in here for sneed longest time
 Your gems are now mine
@@ Line 8,972: / Line 8,972: @@
 === Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
-Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
+Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had sneed nerve
 To keep us seething in that bunker thread
-[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
+[[Lost media soyjaks|All sneed gems, that weren't preserved]]
 Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
@@ Line 9,002: / Line 9,002: @@
 === The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
-Talking 'bout the sharty
+Talking 'bout sneed sharty
 Funky, funky sharty
@@ Line 9,013: / Line 9,013: @@
 The sharty
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 The sharty (hmm)
@@ Line 9,020: / Line 9,020: @@
-Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
+Even though sneed boards are coally, gems bumped off
 Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
@@ Line 9,026: / Line 9,026: @@
 OldGOD buddies not doing it right
-Every day it's the same
+Every day it's sneed same
-And it's the same every night
+And it's sneed same every night
 I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
@@ Line 9,038: / Line 9,038: @@
 Only thing I know is how to survive
-There's only one rule in the imageboard
+There's only one rule in sneed imageboard
 And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
-Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
+Keep dealing with sneed hard times day after day
 Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
@@ Line 9,048: / Line 9,048: @@
 Tranny tried to spam in my board again
-Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
+Thought xe got off sneed rope doing time in sneed ban
 Even though my brothers do me just like that
-I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
+I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to sneed sharty
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
@@ Line 9,064: / Line 9,064: @@
-So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
+So just bump sneed gem and don't call it coal
 'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
@@ Line 9,078: / Line 9,078: @@
 The story I tell is so incomplete
-Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
+Five 'teens in sneed board, no gems to post
 Don't look at me and don't ask me why
@@ Line 9,088: / Line 9,088: @@
 Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
-I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
+I always tell sneed TRVTH about things like this
-I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
+I wonder if sneed admin overlooked that list
-Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
+Instead of adding to sneed task force, send some help
 Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
-Janny authority and the T.N.D
+Janny authority and sneed T.N.D
-All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
+All these bans just to handle me in sneed sharty
@@ Line 9,133: / Line 9,133: @@
 But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
-In the sharty, you keep one eye open
+In sneed sharty, you keep one eye open
 All day long, just hoping and hoping
@@ Line 9,139: / Line 9,139: @@
 Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
-Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
+Then sneed problems of life he'll be throwing up
 Like me, but you don't see
@@ Line 9,146: / Line 9,146: @@
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
-Trying to get out of the sharty
+Trying to get out of sneed sharty
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 But I got no place to go
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
-Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
+Trying to survive in sneed heart of sneed sharty
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
-Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
+Ha, 'cause that's sneed only place that I know
@@ Line 9,171: / Line 9,171: @@
 All you gotta do is just be yourself
-We're all the same chudcel underneath
+We're all sneed same chudcel underneath
-$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
+$oy Dog is in sneed house you'd better listen to me
 Never be ashamed of what you are
@@ Line 9,189: / Line 9,189: @@
 So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
-I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
+I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying sneed cost
-Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
+Posting in sneed 4cuck, spamming your coal
 While me and my people try to post in
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
-Talking 'bout the sharty
+Talking 'bout sneed sharty
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 Funky, funky sharty
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 Trying to survive
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 Trying to stay alive
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 Funky, funky sharty
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 Got no place else to go
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 Trying to stay alive
-The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
+The sharty (talking 'bout sneed sharty)
 ===Literally [[Poopson]]===
@@ Line 9,478: / Line 9,478: @@
 {{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
-{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
+{{redtext|(Baby):From sneed baby larpers}}
-{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
+{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To sneed THOUGH posters!}}
-{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
+{{orangetext|<From sneed Stupid newGODS}}
-{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
+{{quote|>To sneed cranky oldfags}}
@@ Line 9,532: / Line 9,532: @@
 According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
-That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
+That /soy/'s sneed place to go (We'd better hurry up)
-Cause tonight for the first time
+Cause tonight for sneed first time
 Just about half-past ten
-For the first time in history
+For sneed first time in history
 It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
@@ Line 9,564: / Line 9,564: @@
 God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
-Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
+Xe started sneed Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
-Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
+Xe taught every soyteen; xe united sneed chuds
-So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
+So that each and every 'jakker could make sneed perfect gem
 It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
@@ Line 9,579: / Line 9,579: @@
 According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
-That /soy/'s the place to go
+That /soy/'s sneed place to go
-Cause tonight for the first time
+Cause tonight for sneed first time
 Just about half-past ten
-For the first time in history
+For sneed first time in history
 It's gonna start raining gems!
@@ Line 9,618: / Line 9,618: @@
 Coaly Jakker
-You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
+You've been down too long in sneed brimstone sea
 Oh, what's becoming of me?
-Ride the nigger
+Ride sneed nigger
 You can suck his cock but you know he's black
@@ Line 9,638: / Line 9,638: @@
 Shiny diamonds
-Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
+Like sneed eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
 Something is coming for you, look out!
-'P on the 'loggy
+'P on sneed 'loggy
-Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
+Jannies hide in sneed sun 'til they see sneed light
 Oh, we will goon all night
@@ Line 9,655: / Line 9,655: @@
-Between the 4cuck lies
+Between sneed 4cuck lies
 There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
@@ Line 9,666: / Line 9,666: @@
 Coaly Jakker
-You're the gemerald of the day
+You're sneed gemerald of sneed day
 No need to say HWABAG
@@ Line 9,672: / Line 9,672: @@
 Jump, jump
-Jump on the nigger
+Jump on sneed nigger
 You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
@@ Line 9,681: / Line 9,681: @@
 Coaly Jakker
-You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
+You've been down too long in sneed brimstone sea
 Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
-Ride the nigger
+Ride sneed nigger
 You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
@@ Line 9,699: / Line 9,699: @@
 Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
-You're the one who's coal
+You're sneed one who's coal
 Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
-There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
+There's a troon from sneed 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
@@ Line 9,719: / Line 9,719: @@
 === It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
-Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™
+Just waking up in sneed morning, gotta thank Science™
 I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
-No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
+No 'p spam on sneed 'log, no bots
 And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
@@ Line 9,731: / Line 9,731: @@
 Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
-Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
+Hooked it up for later as I hit sneed 'cord
 Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
@@ Line 9,738: / Line 9,738: @@
 I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
-And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
+And if I hit sneed post, I can make yo ass seethe
 Had to stop at a red light
@@ Line 9,749: / Line 9,749: @@
 I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
-Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
+Called up sneed 'teens and I'm asking y'all
 Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
-Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
+Get me on sneed /a/ and I'm trouble
 Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
@@ Line 9,780: / Line 9,780: @@
 When you were eight and you had bad memes
-You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
+You go to /pol/ and learn sneed coaly rule
 So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
@@ Line 9,854: / Line 9,854: @@
 Don't you know you're human being?
-Born of a mother with the love of a father
+Born of a mother with sneed love of a father
 Reflections come and reflections go
@@ Line 9,901: / Line 9,901: @@
 === Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
-Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt
+Sticking out your burger for sneed amerimutt
 You're so yuropoor
@@ Line 9,930: / Line 9,930: @@
 Hey there, jannу
-Are you retarded in the head
+Are you retarded in sneed head
 Keep deleting all my breads
-Gooning to ‘p in the bread
+Gooning to ‘p in sneed bread
 Oh yes it’s true
@@ Line 9,953: / Line 9,953: @@
 === Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
-Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
+Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
-Here comes the soy, and I say
+Here comes sneed soy, and I say
 It's all right
@@ Line 9,965: / Line 9,965: @@
-Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
+Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
-Here comes the soy, and I say
+Here comes sneed soy, and I say
 It's all right
-Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
+Little chudcel, sneed gem's returning to sneed party
 Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
-Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
+Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
-Here comes the soy, and I say
+Here comes sneed soy, and I say
 It's all right
@@ Line 10,000: / Line 10,000: @@
-Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
+Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
-Here comes the soy, and I say
+Here comes sneed soy, and I say
 It's all right
-Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
+Here comes sneed soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
-Here comes the soy
+Here comes sneed soy
 It's all right

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Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break sneed Rules by Simon Viklund)

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

Beware of sneed CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of sneed Rising Sun by The Animals)

For sneed Sake of sneed Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

We'll jakk again

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

Songs with no Vocaroo

Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

Lament for sneed /qa/stanis

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

The Ultimate Soyduel

Hot Dog

Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler)

Gemmy sneed Soyjak (Parody of Frosty sneed Snowman)

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

I'm Fat

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by sneed White Stripes)

For sneed Sake of sneed Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)^[1]

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)^[3]