Soy Contain Protect

Soy Contain Protect is a secretive program which captures soyjaks and soy related objects (SROs) which are a danger to society as a whole. It classifies soyjaks and SROs by threat, such as harmless to extremely threatening. Many Soyjaks under the Soy Contain Protect program were held in the asylum, cared for and guarded by a specialised staff of doctors, researchers, military personnel and some civil commitments to the Asylum. Soy Contain Protect is a highly secretive agency, hence why all soyjaks or SROs in its custody are kept in specialised wings of the asylum based upon their needs and properties, with more dangerous SROs or soyjaks being held deep underground or being kept off-site in secure locations.

For a full list of Soy Contain Protect subjects documented on the wiki, see Category:SOY.C.Ps.

Anyhow, here’s a list of some SCPs that aren’t well-documented enough so far to have pages of their own:

SCP-696969

Item #: scp 696969

Object class: euclid

Description: scp 696969 is a demiqueer nonbinary otherkin zoophile who was assigned male at birth. Their prounons are gir/zim. Zir has psychic abilities, allowing gir to read the minds of nearby people. Zim will scan everyone's minds searching for racist, xenophobic, sexist, antisemitic, homophobic, transphobic, zoophobic, pedophobic, or otherwise hateful thoughts. Once zim has found a bigited person gir will stalk that person. Once the person is in an isolated location scp 696969 will descend upon them and remove their genetalia with it's powerful suction lips. Zim will them process the genetalia within a special organ within girself. This organ transforms the genetalia into the shape of a dig penis. Scp 696969 will then attatch the new sex organ to zim's victim's forehead. As soon as it is attatched it will transform the victim (now scp 696969-1) into a latex anthropomorphic animal through an unknown process. The victim will have their mind mostly erased and will go home with the urge to make a tumblr or deviantart account.

Containment procedures: president michelle obama has ordered that this scp be left alone to do it's patriotic work. The scp foundation is glad to cooperate with michelle obama as it completely agrees with him. Scp 696968-1s, however, are to be transported to a special facility in tel aviv where they will be used in pornographic films.

SCP : 4148-%

Scp : 4148-%

Class : Safe

Scp 4148-% is a disgusting troon wearing a "protect trans kids" badge, dressed in their putrid flag themed clothes, puss and shit ridden pants as well as a fake anime girl wig. Their day cycle relies mostly on browsing discord, twitter, dilating, drinking starbucks, as well as trying to annoy chuds on alt chans. Sometimes the troon cries and vents in /lgbt/ on 4cuck on how she(he) has gender dysphoria and how the pills aren't helping. This scp is known to paralyze young males, especially their brains into thinking they are women, resulting in illogical fantasies as well as life standards that they believe are normal. After maximum 5 weeks the scp will successfully end it's own life and begin to search for a new host. Caution is advised when the troon ropes himself.