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'''Soyjak Rights''' are the inalienable rights of every [[Soyjak]]. | == '''Soyjak Rights''' are the inalienable rights of every [[Soyjak]]. == | ||
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# Every Soyjak has the right to eat [[Bugs|bugs™]]. | |||
# Every Soyjak has the right to wear a [[Covid-19|mask™]]. | |||
# Every Soyjak has the right to drink [[Soylent|soylent™]]. | |||
# Every Soyjak has the right to eat [[Impossible Whopper|the Impossible Whoppers™]]. | |||
# Every Soyjak has the right to attend [[BBC|Black Lives Matter rallies™]]. | |||
# Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™. | |||
# Every Soyjak can't be a [[Selfish|selfish little fuck]] | |||
# Every Soyjack has the right to take the mandatory [[Vaccine|vaccine™.]] | |||
== And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] == | |||
# THAT EVERY JAK IS CREATED EQUAL | |||
# THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR STAR DUST MADE FROM THE SUPER NOVA | |||
# AND THAT THEY HAVE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS TO [[Soy Duel|DUEL]], EAT [[Bugs|BUGS]] AND SEEK [[Gem|GEM]] POSTS | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:53, 22 May 2024
Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat bugs™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to wear a mask™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to drink soylent™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat the Impossible Whoppers™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.
- Every Soyjak can't be a selfish little fuck
- Every Soyjack has the right to take the mandatory vaccine™.