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'''Soyjak Rights''' are the inalienable rights of every [[Soyjak]]. Fundamental rights include the right to eat [[bugs]], the right to wear a mask, the right to drink soylent, the right to eat [[Impossible Whopper|impossible whoppers]], the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies, and the right to host religious and/or atheist (apostate) services. We hold these truths to be fact checked by snopes, that all 'jaks are created equal, that they are endowed by their star dust that they were made from in the super nova atoms with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are [[Soy Duel|Dueling]], Bug-Eating, and the pursuit of [[Gem|gem posts]].
==            '''Soyjak Rights''' are the inalienable rights of every [[Soyjak]]. ==
 
# Every Soyjak has the right to eat [[Bugs|bugs™]].
# Every Soyjak has the right to wear a [[Covid-19|mask™]].
# Every Soyjak has the right to drink [[Soylent|soylent™]].
# Every Soyjak has the right to eat [[Impossible Whopper|the impossible whoppers™]].
# Every Soyjak has the right to attend [[BBC|Black Lives Matter rallies™]].
# Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.
 
== And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] ==
 
# THAT EVERY JACK IS CREATED EQUAL
# THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR STAR DUST MADE FROM THE SUPER NOVA
# AND THAT THEY HAVE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS TO [[Soy Duel|DUEL]], EAT [[Bugs|BUGS]] AND SEEK [[Gem|GEMS]] POSTS

Revision as of 10:06, 6 March 2022

Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak.

  1. Every Soyjak has the right to eat bugs™.
  2. Every Soyjak has the right to wear a mask™.
  3. Every Soyjak has the right to drink soylent™.
  4. Every Soyjak has the right to eat the impossible whoppers™.
  5. Every Soyjak has the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies™.
  6. Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.

And with the witness of science™

  1. THAT EVERY JACK IS CREATED EQUAL
  2. THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR STAR DUST MADE FROM THE SUPER NOVA
  3. AND THAT THEY HAVE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS TO DUEL, EAT BUGS AND SEEK GEMS POSTS
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