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# Every Soyjak has the right to attend [[BBC|Black Lives Matter rallies™]]. | # Every Soyjak has the right to attend [[BBC|Black Lives Matter rallies™]]. | ||
# Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™. | # Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™. | ||
# Every Soyjak has the right to get Blacked by their bull Tyrone.™ | |||
== And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] == | == And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] == | ||
# THAT EVERY | # THAT EVERY JAK IS CREATED EQUAL | ||
# THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR STAR DUST MADE FROM THE SUPER NOVA | # THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR STAR DUST MADE FROM THE SUPER NOVA | ||
# AND THAT THEY HAVE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS TO [[Soy Duel|DUEL]], EAT [[Bugs|BUGS]] AND SEEK [[Gem|GEMS]] POSTS | # AND THAT THEY HAVE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS TO [[Soy Duel|DUEL]], EAT [[Bugs|BUGS]] AND SEEK [[Gem|GEMS]] POSTS | ||
[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
Revision as of 14:11, 13 July 2023
Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat bugs™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to wear a mask™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to drink soylent™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat the Impossible Whoppers™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to get Blacked by their bull Tyrone.™
