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== '''Soyjak Rights''' are the inalienable rights of every [[Soyjak]]. == | == '''Soyjak Rights''' are the inalienable rights of every [[Soyjak]]. == | ||
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# Every Soyjak has the right to eat [[Bugs|bugs™]]. | # Every Soyjak has the right to eat [[Bugs|bugs™]]. | ||
# Every Soyjak has the right to wear a [[Covid-19|mask™]]. | # Every Soyjak has the right to wear a [[Covid-19|mask™]]. | ||
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# Every Soyjak has the right to attend [[BBC|Black Lives Matter rallies™]]. | # Every Soyjak has the right to attend [[BBC|Black Lives Matter rallies™]]. | ||
# Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™. | # Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™. | ||
# Every soyjak can't be a [[Selfish|selfish little fuck]] | |||
== And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] == | == And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] == |
Revision as of 16:33, 3 September 2023
Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat bugs™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to wear a mask™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to drink soylent™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat the Impossible Whoppers™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.
- Every soyjak can't be a selfish little fuck