Soyjak Rights

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Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak.

  1. Every Soyjak has the right to eat bugs™.
  2. Every Soyjak has the right to wear a mask™.
  3. Every Soyjak has the right to drink soylent™.
  4. Every Soyjak has the right to eat the Impossible Whoppers™.
  5. Every Soyjak has the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies™.
  6. Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.
  7. Every Soyjak has the right to get Blacked by their bull Tyrone.™

And with the witness of science™

  1. THAT EVERY JAK IS CREATED EQUAL
  2. THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR STAR DUST MADE FROM THE SUPER NOVA
  3. AND THAT THEY HAVE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS TO DUEL, EAT BUGS AND SEEK GEMS POSTS
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