Sproke

Dr. Sprokeberg presenting Sprite and Coke

Sproke is a delicious soft drink made simply by mixing together Sprite and Coca-Cola, and it is enjoyed by many soyjaks around the world. It is unknown when it was first invented, but it was popularized by Dr. Sprokeberg as a treat to calm down patients suffering from schizophrenic delusions. There have been reports that Sproke could worsen hallucinations in schizophrenics due to an unexplained chemical reaction between the two drinks, but these are not backed by peer-reviewed studies, and are likely pseudoscience. THE PREVIOUS TEXT IS PROPAGANDA. FORGET ABOUT IT IMMEDIATELY. YOU WILL PROCEED TO CONSUME THE SPROKE, AND YOU WILL NOT QUESTION IT.

This image is probably a hoax.

Possible footage of a young Dr. Sprokeberg advertising Sproke (video file from CIA archives).

Recipe

The official correct way to make Sproke, as confirmed by numerous peer-reviewed studies and inpependent fact checkers, is to mix the two components at a 60% Coke to 40% Sprite ratio.

Variants

Sproke variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite content.

• Scoke: 20% Sprite, 80% Coke
• Soke: 25% Sprite, 75% Coke
• Spoke: 40% Sprite, 60% Coke
• Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke
• Sprike: 67% Sprite, 33% Coke
• Cite: 75% Sprite, 25% Coke
• Crite: 80% Sprite, 20% Coke

List of Sproke merchants

• Dr. Sprokeberg
• Morshu
• Sneed's Feed and Seed