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The United States of America is the GREATEST country on the PLANET and the ENVY of every other nation in the world... or something.

MILLIONS of PANTS-SHITTING BROWN SPICS DREAM of coming to the GREAT BIG FAT OBESE USA to flee their SHITHOLE countries and reach a BETTER life... or so I think.

The USA has been the UNDISPUTED military and political superpower of the world for over 30 years... or at least I think so.

They are also known to be very fat[1][2] and very stupid. Around an estimated 160 million Americans are either morbidly obese or overweight.[3]

Around 50% of Americans will be obese by the year 2030 and more than 50% of Americans have been obese at some point in their lives. This information is based on PEER-REVIEWED studies.[4][5]

The reason for this being the case is because they are constantly eating unhealthy junk food from McDonalds and Burger King.

The reason why they are constantly eating goyslop from kikes is because they have been brainwashed by the government into believing that anything that is American is automatically good. Even garbage junk food. That's why they are obsessed with guns, freedom and troonism.

History

Early History

The USA started when a bunch of aryan chuds rose up against the faggot king of Britain or something. The founding fathers then created the best government that the rest of the world would go on to copy or that's what I have been told at least. They then proceeded to spread across the entire continent in a few decades while buck breaking millions of niggers and kicking feather niggers off rightful American land, as well as effortlessly destroying Mexitroons and taking half their land or at least I think so. There was a schism in the country over whether it's a good idea to keep niggers as slaves, with the DixieGODS arguing that it is because it helps the economy and UnionCHADS saying that niggers should be sent back to Africa or at least I have been told that. Unfortunately, this led to a civil war and during the war Abraham Lincoln was brainwashed by the Jews into abandoning his plan to send niggers to Liberia or at least I am pretty sure that is true. Even if I don't have a source for that claim. Slavery ended but Americhuds all agreed to keep treating niggers as animals or something.

Americuck Imperialism

The USA beat a nation of swarthy arab rape babies pretending to be Europeans in a war and as a result gained ownership of many valuable island territories probably. Some retard with a defective arm made the mistake of ticking off AmeriGODS by trying to get tiny dicked Mexicans to turn against us or something. This blunder proved fatal as Amerigods joined the war and proceeded to kick ass or something. 23 years later, tiny dicked nippons made the mistake of ticking off the Americhuds, and as a result got their shitty empire taken away and occupied by big dicked AmeriARYANS after we casually invented the strongest weapon in history and buck broke them with it twice or thrice or some other number... I don't remember though because I have very short-term memory. After the war, we started the strongest military alliance in history and subjugated all of western Europe under American hegemony or so I think. After the shitty third world communist meme union collapsed, the rest of Europe followed or at least I am pretty sure of that, but I am not absolutely sure. A bunch of low IQ mudslime shitskins hijacked a plane and flew it into the twin towers, and in response AmeriGODS invaded and slaughtered millions of brown poopskins in the Middle East and took their oil or something.

Flag of the greatest country in human history or something.

Domestication of Niggers

Despite ending slavery, AmeriGODS continued to treat niggers as animals or at least that's how I remembered it. While there are some libtards who genuinely believe in nog rights, today they are mainly used for political tactics or something.

Influence on the World

AmeriGODS live rent free in the heads of every other country on the planet or something. Everyone else consumes American culture while seething about how their country will never be 1% as significant as the USA! The USA as a whole thoughbeit, even though the individual states of America have 10 times less culture than 99% of European countries. Most of the "culture" is just from the entire USA being combined in a stupid way. If Europe acted like America does and acted all high and mighty and pretended they were an entire nation instead of just a continent, Europe would be considered the greatest "Nation" in history just as Fartmerica is. But even being just little nations separated from each other are still more cultured than America, having Romans and their philosophy, Norway and the vikings, Germany and Hitler, Sweden and folklore and France with their romance and liberty (the liberty part being unfortunately stolen by Americhuds and incorporated into their culture)[6]


AMERICA

HOPE 👏🏾 FREEDOM 👏🏿 PEACE 👏🏽 CHARITY 🤲🏿

🦅 🦅 MULTICULTURAL & PROUD SINCE 1968 🌈