User:Joel

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This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

NAHHHH BLUD THIS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 💀💀💀😭
THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE RETARD!
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Joel also known as Joe Biden or Warlock is a 14 year old booru janny and obsessed faggot. Almost always on the sharty and booru and he's very fun to troll, you WILL make him seethe

He's shown his face and he's usually represented with tan skin, brown emo hair, a grey shirt, green sclera, and a skeleton nose.

He's also known for being Drawklekis grooming victim

Things he likes

  • Brown Troonjaks
  • Baldis basics (formerly)
  • Flart
  • Grooming drawkleki on Matrix.org
  • Complaining about shit nobody cares on /q/
  • Complaining about sakoto_houjou_fan (best troll ever) and giving attention to xhim
  • Undoing your changes on the ‘ru
  • Being obsessed about a funnystuffs guy wich is a fucking nobody he is the only kike who cares about him
  • Calling you tranny
  • Using Shîtty AltChans such as Freshchan and the Zarty

Things he dislikes

  • 442oons
  • Any variant he thinks is “forced coal
  • Dinos
  • Baldis basics (currently?)
  • Everything

How to identify Joel

Aside from the above-mentioned things, Joel can be identified (and successfully trolled) on the 'party by his posting style. He typically self inserts as either Baldi, Swedejak, or one of the coaly variant:unknowns he drew himself (recognised by their pedostache and thick-framed glasses) and he usually uses little to no proper punctuation.

He also often makes long Biblically Accurate Angels-style posts in which he soyquotes a list of memes he doesn't like with a disgusting looking Discord logo 'jak to convince people to hate them. If the post mentions any long-since dead coals like Catjak or Coinjak, you can be sure it's him.