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'''Zoomerposting''', otherwise known as '''Ohioposting''', is a slowburn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, no cheap jumpscares, Emmy-winning, genre-redefining, A24 kino method of posting where the poster deliberately adopts the linguistic mannerisms and memetic words or phrases of the stereotypical member of Generation Z that has a love for [[Nigger|African-American]] "culture" and exaggerates them in order to both provide simple comical entertainment for the viewer and express a deep, insightful, and Spenglerian satire on [[Amerimutt|American]] culture and how it has degraded, due to it's own Faustian spirit and [[Jews|(((progressive)))]] and negroidical influences, to such a point where the blaspheming of the English language is openly lauded by the masses and any criticism of it is shut down as linguistically elitist and even secretly bigoted. Originally, it was developed and used unironically by members of Generation Z as a form of both communicating and relating to each other, but it soon seeped into the rest of popular culture, where it has served as the singular source of linguistic innovation for the American dialect of English over the past few years. The pervasiveness of such manner of speech pushed some [[Aryans|White]] members of Generation Y, jaded by the interests of Semetic elites and their subhuman servants being prioritized over the interests of their own racial group and their loss of political and cultural influence over their own country, to start satirizing the linguistic expressions of members of Generation Z. | '''Zoomerposting''', otherwise known as '''Ohioposting''', is a slowburn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, no cheap jumpscares, Emmy-winning, genre-redefining, A24 kino method of posting where the poster deliberately adopts the linguistic mannerisms and memetic words or phrases of the stereotypical member of Generation Z that has a love for [[Nigger|African-American]] "culture" and exaggerates them in order to both provide simple comical entertainment for the viewer and express a deep, insightful, and Spenglerian satire on [[Amerimutt|American]] culture and how it has degraded, due to it's own Faustian spirit and [[Jews|(((progressive)))]] and negroidical influences, to such a point where the blaspheming of the English language is openly lauded by the masses and any criticism of it is shut down as linguistically elitist and even secretly bigoted. Originally, it was developed and used unironically by members of Generation Z as a form of both communicating and relating to each other, but it soon seeped into the rest of popular culture, where it has served as the singular source of linguistic innovation for the American dialect of English over the past few years. The pervasiveness of such manner of speech pushed some [[Aryans|White]] members of Generation Y, jaded by the interests of Semetic elites and their subhuman servants being prioritized over the interests of their own racial group and their loss of political and cultural influence over their own country, to start satirizing the linguistic expressions of members of Generation Z. | ||
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>gyatt | >gyatt | ||
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>ratio | >ratio | ||
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>kai cenat | >kai cenat | ||
>ice spice | >ice spice | ||
>andrew tate | |||
>adin ross | |||
>sneako | |||
>yappin | >yappin | ||
>grimace shake | >grimace shake | ||
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>creatine | >creatine | ||
>zyzz | >zyzz | ||
>hot cheeto girl | |||
>💀 | >💀 | ||
>fanum tax | >fanum tax | ||
>mr beast | |||
>duke dennis | >duke dennis | ||
>tyler1 | |||
>turkey tom | |||
>nick fuentes | |||
>bill jensen | |||
>oppenheimer | |||
>barbie | |||
>cuh | >cuh | ||
>squid game | |||
>geekin | >geekin | ||
>glizzy}} | >glizzy | ||
>pizza tower}} | |||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
Latest revision as of 21:54, 18 April 2024
 NAHHHH BLUD THIS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 💀💀💀😭 |
Zoomerposting is an AGARTHAN VANTAWHITE GEMERALD straight from the FREEZING PEAKS OF ARYANHEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoomerposting, otherwise known as Ohioposting, is a slowburn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, no cheap jumpscares, Emmy-winning, genre-redefining, A24 kino method of posting where the poster deliberately adopts the linguistic mannerisms and memetic words or phrases of the stereotypical member of Generation Z that has a love for African-American "culture" and exaggerates them in order to both provide simple comical entertainment for the viewer and express a deep, insightful, and Spenglerian satire on American culture and how it has degraded, due to it's own Faustian spirit and (((progressive))) and negroidical influences, to such a point where the blaspheming of the English language is openly lauded by the masses and any criticism of it is shut down as linguistically elitist and even secretly bigoted. Originally, it was developed and used unironically by members of Generation Z as a form of both communicating and relating to each other, but it soon seeped into the rest of popular culture, where it has served as the singular source of linguistic innovation for the American dialect of English over the past few years. The pervasiveness of such manner of speech pushed some White members of Generation Y, jaded by the interests of Semetic elites and their subhuman servants being prioritized over the interests of their own racial group and their loss of political and cultural influence over their own country, to start satirizing the linguistic expressions of members of Generation Z.
How to Zoomerpost
nawwwww who doesn’t know how to speak like a zoomer bruh 💀💀💀💀💀💀 that some Ohio ahh boomer shit dawg 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lingo
>ohio
>rizz
>bruh
>fr
>no cap
>blud
>gyatt
>bussin
>ratio
>bro think he
>bros beefing with
>W
>skibidi
>griddy
>sigma
>sussy
>ishowspeed
>kai cenat
>ice spice
>andrew tate
>adin ross
>sneako
>yappin
>grimace shake
>let him cook
>level 5
>mewing
>edging
>creatine
>zyzz
>hot cheeto girl
>💀
>fanum tax
>mr beast
>duke dennis
>tyler1
>turkey tom
>nick fuentes
>bill jensen
>oppenheimer
>barbie
>cuh
>squid game
>geekin
>glizzy
>pizza tower
