🎄Christmas🎄

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Christmas, also known as Xmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ. It is observed on December 25 every year. (even doe he wasn't even born in december and this holiday is a Christianized version of winter solstice)

>WE WISH YOU A MERRY FAUCIMAS
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY FAUCIMAS
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY FAUCIMAS AND A HAPPY BOOSTER

On Christmas, the alpha named Soyjak Alpha Nigger-killer Treaty Agape[Marge…] or Santa for short invades everybody's houses through their chimney (though they MUST have a tree decorated with man made lights). If he knows you're a gem poster, he will leave numerous gems, bottles of Soylent and Nintendo Switches under the tree. HOWEVER if you have been a vantablack tranny coal poster he will leave brimstone and dust under the tree instead. Santa is real and not an alter-ego of rapeson (DO NOT RESEARCH).

The New World Order is soon expected to cancel christmas forever as it is an outdated bigoted tradition that excludes muslims, leaving only dangerous alt-right chuds to celebrate it.

Christmas in July

Christmas in July is the act of celebrating Christmas... IN JULY! Popular among Soyjaks. even doe santa does not come in july

Observers of Christmas in July