Evangelion

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Evangelion (pronounced AYY-VAN(🚐)-GELL(hard g)-EE-UHN) is an anime franchise that was active from 1995 to 2023, and is either an introspective, genre-redefining, character-driven GEM, or a good-for-nothing, tranny-beloved, pedophilic BRIMSTONE depending on what type of soyteen you are. This franchise is split into the original 90's franchise and the later Rebuild franchise which are four movies in a different universe, or something. This essential see-it-before-you-die anime follows the average Japanese boy, Shinji, as he is forced to pilot a robot creature to save the world from psuedo-Catholic BIBIALLY ACCURATE angels that are attacking the WALKABLE CITY of Tokyo-3, making sure they don't touch the crucified Jesus-blob miles underground. He is accompanied by an Aryan girl that he will later jerk off too, a clone of his dead mom that he is encouraged to fuck, a twink he's gay for, as well as his 29-year-old operations chief MOMMY MISATO AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA. At the end of the original series the Jews use devil magic to turn the world into one lifeform, truly fulfilling Klaus Schwab's Agenda 2030 by creating a utopian collective society where our spirits float around in orange goo, or something...