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'''[https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4743217.html /soy/ thread №4743217]''' is [[Schizophrenia|declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO]] and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so you should bump it every 4-6 hours. | {{Nuts}} | ||
'''[https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4743217.html /soy/ thread №4743217]''' '''[https://archive.ph/zBC5w (archive)]''' is [[Schizophrenia|declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO]] and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so you should bump it every 4-6 hours. | |||
As of the creation of this article, it | As of the creation of this article, it is [[best known for]] on /soy/ for over a month, which is impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived: | ||
* | *Multiple incidents of soulless botted [[Amerimutt|muttspam]] making attempts on its life | ||
*Worthless [[Self-insert syndrome|blogposts]] failing to drown it out | *Worthless [[Self-insert syndrome|blogposts]] failing to drown it out | ||
*Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of existence | |||
==The Contents of the Thread== | ==The Contents of the Thread== | ||
[[File:SURFINGTOPAGE40.png|A screenshot of the thread.|thumb]] | [[File:SURFINGTOPAGE40.png|A screenshot of the thread.|thumb]] | ||
[[File:squirrel surfing to page 40.gif|The image from the subject of the thread, in all of its animated PicMix glory.|thumb]] | [[File:squirrel surfing to page 40.gif|The image from the subject of the thread, in all of its animated PicMix glory.|thumb]] | ||
The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a [[Nutty the Squirrel|Feraljak-faced squirrel]] riding a jetski on a body of water. | The thread reads in bigtext, "<big>NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!</big>" and contains a gif of a [[Nutty the Squirrel|Feraljak-faced squirrel]] riding a jetski on a body of water. | ||
Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread [[even though|even THOUGH]] the same thread was posted weeks before, but soyteens weren't as committed to letting that one live. {{glow|YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.}} | Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread [[even though|even THOUGH]] the same thread was posted weeks before, but soyteens weren't as committed to letting that one live. {{glow|YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.}} | ||
==The Prophecy== | |||
It is rumored that once this thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever. | |||
Revision as of 18:40, 27 October 2023
NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS/soy/ thread №4743217 (archive) is declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so you should bump it every 4-6 hours.
As of the creation of this article, it is best known for on /soy/ for over a month, which is impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived:
- Multiple incidents of soulless botted muttspam making attempts on its life
- Worthless blogposts failing to drown it out
- Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of existence
The Contents of the Thread
The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a Feraljak-faced squirrel riding a jetski on a body of water. Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread even THOUGH the same thread was posted weeks before, but soyteens weren't as committed to letting that one live. YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.
The Prophecy
It is rumored that once this thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever.
