Admin 6

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Toos, the Anti-Soot

Admin 6, also known as Toos, The Anti-Soot, or “The Nigger (as Choodists call him) is prophesied in the the Soyble, most notably, in the ijak chronicles to be soyjak.party's final admin, and the one who will ultimately lead to its destruction.

The Mark of the Beast

With the Second Great Purchase underway some 'jakkers believe his arrival is imminent, or, even, is already among us. What he will do to the sharty is as yet unknown, but it is predicted he will be instrumental in the creation of the "anti-teen": a person who is the complete opposite of a teen (aka. a normal functioning human being).

With the Soypocalypse and the temporary shutdown of the sharty, it may be just getting started and we still have much deeper to go in the brimstone mines, and Admin 6 would be the main reason that we could get into the bottom.

Potential identity

Various soychatologists have debated the true identity of Admin 6, and although nobody can agree on one person there are a number of likely candidates.

Max

A theory that used to be extremely popular is that Max is Admin 6, mainly due to his temporary ownership of the website and his involvement with the Night of BLACKstabs. A point of contention, however, is that the Sharty continued well up for a month until it shut down, and the sharty survived even this, coming back up again on the 22th of August.

Red

Many soyteens have taken the Soypocalypse as confirmation that Admin 6 was none other than Red, as his rangebanning of every teen, IP leaks and association with pedos directly led to the fall of the site. However, some still assert that Red couldn't be Admin 6 as he didn't directly OWN the sharty.

Froot

In her Q&A, he sounds like a rulecucking faggot and said that he will try to profit off the site. Also, if we remove Captain Coal and Captain Cob from the soychatological admin list due to them being usurpers that didn't have the Mandate of Soy, then it shows that there were only 5 admins before Froot came into power, thus making Froot Admin 6. FROOT IS ADMIN 6 100% THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

After The Great Purge, public belief in Froot being Admin 6 skyrocketed. Soyteens began to make posts saying things along the lines of “the mask has slipped off”.

Doll

soot (admin 1) > kuz (admin 2) > doll (admin 3) > kuz (admin 4) > max (admin 5) > DOLL (admin 6)

investigate this, my personal army

Angeleno

[CENSORED]

Red Sparrow

it might be Admin 7. DONT BE AFRAID. <==== Meds now, who is Red Sparrow. Is this another forshadowing of events just like what happened with Froot being on the wiki back in early August before anyone even knew him?

Mutliple Admin 6s?

An interpretation of the multiple Admin 6s theory.

A recent theory has propped up that Admin 6 is not one person, but rather a group of people acting against soyteens. A variation of this is that Admin 6 is not a specific person, but rather an incarnation of coal itself.

Swedecus 20

Before his departure from Soyjak.party, The Swede finalised The Swedecus with the last A24, slow burn, analog horror spine tingling prophecy, Swedecus 20 :


For when Coal outweighs Gems by the thousands

For when porn and 'P become frequent

For when immigrants start replacing the native soy population

For when Sootists, Kuzists and Dollists start allying

He will reveal himself to the great public

Beware of the Admin with the name starting with an M, for he will be the one to post poopson

The Toos Epiphany

On the 5th of September, during the Great Purge, a soyteen had visions of being personally visited by Soot, who delivered him the following realisation.

I come to you now because I have had a great epiphany

While I was getting my Ϫth booster shot, it was revealed to me by Soot himself the Ϫ signs of Admin 6

The first is a red herring, a figurehead who will take the blame of Admin 6 despite not being it.

The second is an enlightenment of the soyteens of their homesite's dire state.

The third is infighting among people who were once brothers.

The fourth is the breaking of Soot's final wish.

The fifth is a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.

The sixth takes the form of a video.

The thremboth sign is the reinstating of an old order, and it is then you will know he has arrived.

I know not when this will occur, only that it will occur.