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''An easy way to get (You)s! Note that excessive usage may result in lowered post quality''
[[File:7871 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|this bait do be kinda gemmy doe *bumps 500 times*]]
''An easy way to get [[(You)|(You)s]]! Note that excessive usage may result in lowered post quality''


Bait on imageboards is a staple of imageboard culture. As bait is designed to provoke users into responding as much and as fast as possible, they manage to exploit the “BUMP” feature of IBs, causing their post to remain visible and the front page and keep continuing the vicious cycle.  Saging bait is therefore considered to be a solution to the problem of their prevalence, ALBEIT people don’t sage bait like they’re supposed to because they’re retards. As a result, only the heckin’ jannies can come in and kill off the bait, although they’re usually too busy hunting down another pack of hot pockets (or dilating their rot pocket) to give a shit. Bait can be both a force for good and a force for evil for ‘jakkers. If ‘jakkers bait 4cuck niggers, that’s great! But if 4cuck niggers bait ‘jakkers on the ‘arty, or if fellow ‘teens bait other fellow ‘teens, well, that can be a problem.
'''Bait''' on [[Imageboard|imageboards]] is a staple of imageboard culture. As bait is designed to provoke users into responding as much and as fast as possible, they manage to exploit the “BUMP” feature of IBs, causing their post to remain visible and the front page and keep continuing the vicious cycle.  Saging bait is therefore considered to be a solution to the problem of their prevalence, ALBEIT people don’t sage bait like they’re supposed to because they’re retards. As a result, only the heckin’ jannies can come in and kill off the bait, although they’re usually too busy hunting down another pack of hot pockets (or dilating their rot pocket) to give a shit. Bait can be both a force for good and a force for evil for [[Soy Community|‘jakkers]]. If ‘jakkers bait [[4chan|4cuck]] niggers, that’s great! But if 4cuck niggers bait ‘jakkers on the ‘arty, or if fellow ‘teens bait other fellow ‘teens, well, that can be a problem.


whenever you see bait, post an image of a cartoon vector graphic fish and a hook to alert others of its baitiness <small>(or whatever the fuck you’re supposed to call it)</small>
whenever you see bait, you WILL post that one black and white cartoon vector graphic fish image with the hook to alert others of its baitiness <small>(or whatever the fuck you’re supposed to call it)</small>


== Examples of ‘arty b8 ==
== Examples of ‘arty b8 ==


* Frogposts
* [[Pepe|Frogposts]]
* People pretending to be transgender
* People pretending to be transgender
* >soysisters wtf is this?
* >soysisters wtf is this?

Revision as of 17:32, 27 November 2022

this bait do be kinda gemmy doe *bumps 500 times*

An easy way to get (You)s! Note that excessive usage may result in lowered post quality

Bait on imageboards is a staple of imageboard culture. As bait is designed to provoke users into responding as much and as fast as possible, they manage to exploit the “BUMP” feature of IBs, causing their post to remain visible and the front page and keep continuing the vicious cycle. Saging bait is therefore considered to be a solution to the problem of their prevalence, ALBEIT people don’t sage bait like they’re supposed to because they’re retards. As a result, only the heckin’ jannies can come in and kill off the bait, although they’re usually too busy hunting down another pack of hot pockets (or dilating their rot pocket) to give a shit. Bait can be both a force for good and a force for evil for ‘jakkers. If ‘jakkers bait 4cuck niggers, that’s great! But if 4cuck niggers bait ‘jakkers on the ‘arty, or if fellow ‘teens bait other fellow ‘teens, well, that can be a problem.

whenever you see bait, you WILL post that one black and white cartoon vector graphic fish image with the hook to alert others of its baitiness (or whatever the fuck you’re supposed to call it)

Examples of ‘arty b8

  • Frogposts
  • People pretending to be transgender
  • >soysisters wtf is this?
  • BLACKED porn
  • MAP rights!
  • Dogfucker rights!
  • >whatcha doin’ wh*Teboi?
  • KARA BOGA
  • >any bisexual ‘eens?

Final Solution

Killing yourself is a great way to minimize the effect of bait on your body, mind, and soul. Alternatively just use the hide button.