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'''"Big Sproke"''' is an international [[Schizophrenia|conspiracy theory]] claiming that the Coca Cola Company, in collaboration with governments, schools, medical institutions and media organizations, is <s>promoting a chemically dangerous mixture of '''Sprite''' and '''Coke''', known as '''[[Sproke]]'''</s>'''.''' | '''"Big Sproke"''' is an international [[Schizophrenia|conspiracy theory]] claiming that the Coca Cola Company, in collaboration with governments, schools, medical institutions and media organizations, is <s>promoting a chemically dangerous mixture of '''Sprite''' and '''Coke''', known as '''[[Sproke]]'''</s>'''.''' | ||
'''YOU WILL DISREGARD WHAT YOU HAVE JUST READ, CHUD. YOU WILL CONSUME THE SPROKE AND YOU WILL NOT ASK QUESTIONS.''' | '''[[You|YOU]] WILL DISREGARD WHAT YOU HAVE JUST READ, CHUD. YOU WILL CONSUME THE SPROKE AND YOU WILL NOT ASK QUESTIONS.''' | ||
== Dr. Fapper == | |||
Following the creation of [[Sproke|Dr. Fapper]], the 'teen who created the tasty concoction has been harassed and defamed by the [[Jews|Anti-Dr. Fapper League]](who is owned and controlled by big sproke btw.) It is clear that the Sproke Corparation does not want any competition. | |||
== Key people == | == Key people == | ||
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* [[Dr. Sprokeberg]], a medical doctor known for prescribing Sproke to schizophrenic patients. | * [[Dr. Sprokeberg]], a medical doctor known for prescribing Sproke to schizophrenic patients. | ||
* The [[Sproke Teen]], an undercover agent infiltrating [[4chan]], especially [[/qa/]]. | * The [[Sproke Teen]], an undercover agent infiltrating [[4chan]], especially [[Qa/|/qa/]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:16, 2 January 2024
"Big Sproke" is an international conspiracy theory claiming that the Coca Cola Company, in collaboration with governments, schools, medical institutions and media organizations, is promoting a chemically dangerous mixture of Sprite and Coke, known as Sproke.
YOU WILL DISREGARD WHAT YOU HAVE JUST READ, CHUD. YOU WILL CONSUME THE SPROKE AND YOU WILL NOT ASK QUESTIONS.
Dr. Fapper
Following the creation of Dr. Fapper, the 'teen who created the tasty concoction has been harassed and defamed by the Anti-Dr. Fapper League(who is owned and controlled by big sproke btw.) It is clear that the Sproke Corparation does not want any competition.
Key people
- Warren Buffet, the largest investor of the Coca-Cola Company.
- Dr. Sprokeberg, a medical doctor known for prescribing Sproke to schizophrenic patients.
- The Sproke Teen, an undercover agent infiltrating 4chan, especially /qa/.
