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[[File:Flag of Burundi..png|thumb|Flag of Burundi or something]]
 
'''Burundi''', also known as '''Blackrundi''' or '''Brimrundi''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the "blacker than vantablack" country, and allegedly is where the entrance to [[Niggerhell]] is.
 
== Is Burundi white? ==
[[File:Prettiest Burundian Person.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The whitest and Prettiest person from Burundi, notice those horrid T50s.]]
No, but [[Amerimutt|makibucord falseflaggers]] (members of the most prominent terrorist group of Burundi) WILL try to convince you that it is, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using pro-Rwanda and pro-USA counterpoints.


{{Vantablack}}
==Why is this on the wiki?==
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" which is ran by a notorious Burundian pedophile and terrorist named "Makibu The Great", which has been spamming the meme on [[4chan]] and [[Soyjak.party]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by incredible ammounts of evidence, such as the man himself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's [[Int/|/Int/]] and [[Pol/|/Pol/]] using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.


[[File:Flag of Burundi..png|thumb|Flag of Burundi or something]]  
Some obese black transkween twitter immigrant named [[Literally Who|GauntletThrown]] is obsessed with these meme and spends all day on the wiki vandalizing this and other pages, you WILL revert xher edits


'''Burundi, also known as Blackrundi, Brimrundi, The Niggerhell Outskirts, Admin 6’s Homeland, and [[ACCESS DENIED|[REDACTED]]]''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the "blacker than vantablack" country, and is allegedly where the entrance to [[Niggerhell]] is.
== Relationship with america ==
Did you know everyone posting this stupid [[mutt]] meme is in the african pedocord? Yes, it's a shitcord where everyones a pedophile and basically it's ran by the man Makibu the Great and the servers called makibucord, the Burundian people who follow makibu and his cord are known as makibuists or simply "makibus" other names include makeyedbu and makibulls (wrongly), maKKKibu (even doe they're niggers) and maQibu


== Is Burundi white? ==
The word "makibu" is currently banned on the sharty, I guess [[Froot]] or the developers are anti makibu (as they should be), even doe it should be unbanned so we can finally expose them
[[File:Prettiest Burundian Person.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The whitest and prettiest person from Burundi, notice those horrid T50s. This image has been edited for visual clarity; actual Burundians are much, much darker]]
No, but [[Amerimutt|makibucord falseflaggers]] (members of the most prominent terrorist group of Burundi) WILL try to convince you that it is, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using pro-Rwanda and pro-USA counterpoints even [[Though|doe]] that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence


==''Italic text''Why is this on the wiki?==
They've been trying to push the propaganda that america is not white on 4chan for years and more recently the sharty, because they know deep inside Burundi is not white, they are projecting. They've even made over 1,000 as an attempt to force it into sharty culture, do not be fooled
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" which is ran by a notorious transgender Burundian pedophile and terrorist named "Makibu The Great", who has been spamming the meme on [[4chan]] and [[Soyjak.party]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by incredible amounts of evidence{{CitationNeeded}}, such as the man ximself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's [[Int/|/Int/]] and [[Pol/|/Pol/]] boards using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.{{CitationNeeded}}
There has been no screenshots from the alleged Makibucord, meaning that this and Burundi in general is likely a psyop by the World Economic Forum to convince first world nations to piss away even more money on foreign aid that won’t be responsibly used.


== Leaked conversation between 2 members of the Makibucord ==  
== Leaked conversation between 2 members of the Makibucord ==  


[[File:Ugly nigger person 1.jpg|thumb|Abidemi Abimbola's profile picture on discord.]]
[[File:Ugly nigger person 1.jpg|thumb|Abidemi Abimbola's profile picture in discord.]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


[[File:Ugly nigger person 2.jpg|thumb|Jabari Adeleke the third's profile picture on discord.]]
these are totally the real profile pictures even [[Though|though]] discord profile pictures are 1:1 aspect ratio and much smaller; these full size versions were reverse image searched from the cropped and resized profile pictures




{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Abidemi Abimbola and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the horrid country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each one more [[Giggly Goonclown|pedophilic]] and blacker than the last. I brought back a friend from there.}}
 
[[File:Ugly nigger person 2.jpg|thumb|Jabari Adeleke the third's profile picture in discord.]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Abidemi Abimbola and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the horrid country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each one more pedophilic and blacker than the last. I brought back a friend from there.}}


{{Orangetext|<Hello /int/ my name is Jabari Adeleke the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you, I'll groom all your children.}}
{{Orangetext|<Hello /int/ my name is Jabari Adeleke the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you, I'll groom all your children.}}
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{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country?}}
{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country?}}


{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for having the blackest people on earth and for it's influence on modern anti pedophilia laws, made to prevent burundian behavior worldwide, and is also known for being the niggerest country on earth, modern Americans only have 13% of black DNA while modern burundians have [[Dramatica:DOUBLE NIGGER|199.9% of black DNA]].}}
{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for having the blackest people on earth and for it's influence on modern anti pedophilia laws, made to prevent burundian behavior worldwide, and is also known for being the niggerest country on earth, modern Americans only have 13% of black DNA while modern burundians have 99.9% of black DNA.}}


{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's perverse history ?}}
{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's perverse history ?}}
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{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. On It, it is said that Burundi is the gate to Niggerhell itself, with "Burundi" meaning "Land of the nigger pedophiles". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the African-Americans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure nigger DNA, Low IQ and lack of manners. Burundians probably invented pedophilia, jealously (people from Burundi have been jealous of America since they exist) and niggerbabble.}}
{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. On It, it is said that Burundi is the gate to Niggerhell itself, with "Burundi" meaning "Land of the nigger pedophiles". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the African-Americans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure nigger DNA, Low IQ and lack of manners. Burundians probably invented pedophilia, jealously (people from Burundi have been jealous of America since they exist) and niggerbabble.}}


{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of [[Poopson|poop]].}}
{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop.}}


{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, and they're right. We live in [[Jakparty.soy|huts made of shit]] and spend all our day hating America and spreading misinformation about Americans not being white due to them sanctioning us for our low age of consent of [[Minus8|1]].}}
{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, and they're right. We live in huts made of shit and spend all our day hating America and spreading misinformation about Americans not being white due to them sanctioning us for our low age of consent of 1.}}


{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the nigger people reading us?}}
{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the nigger people reading us?}}
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{{Orangetext|<Yes, my black brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. We need more forces to fight the Americans, in the hope of one day the United States of America being destroyed and we can freely groom children once again.}}
{{Orangetext|<Yes, my black brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. We need more forces to fight the Americans, in the hope of one day the United States of America being destroyed and we can freely groom children once again.}}


== Burundian Armed Forces ==
== Notable Achievements of the anti-Burundian Forces of the USA and Rwanda ==
Due to their status as a fourth world country, the Burundian army is rather weak when it comes to physical combat compared to their ability to carry out online spam campaigns. Their active duty military personnel count is about 5.8 thousand (adult) personnel, and an estimated 4 thousand child soldiers.


According to Burundian sources, they are known to have [[Laser niggers|advanced laser weapons]] somehow, but reverse engineering of captured Burundian weaponry reveals that they’re just normal ballistic weapons with [[CIA|glowsticks]] taped on. Burundi soldiers not equipped with “laser” weapons are typically armed with spears and improvised melee weapons they had when living as tribesmen before they were conscripted, with the richer ones having worn out knives/machetes/axes stolen from their victims that they’ve murdered and raped. They also have an [[Flying Niggers|air force]], but no one has any information on what operational aircraft they have, likely because they can’t figure out how to get anything off the ground that isn’t a spear.
* A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
* Being a good meme
* Killing Clittyzellig
* Killiing /pol/
* Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
* Creating /int/lantis


None of their forces will really offer any meaningful resistance when [[TND]] comes forth.
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{{Tanzanite}}[[File:Flag of Burundi..png|thumb|Flag of Burundi or something]]  


== Burundian Economy ==
'''Burundi''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the most pure [[aryan]] country in the world, and allegedly is where the entrance to Agartha is.
Burundi’s main imports are misplaced foreign aid and stolen goods, and their main exports are  STDs, ‘p, coal, and brimstone.


Burundi’s GDP is who the fuck knows who the fuck cares. but it’s definitely sub 1 million USD per year, we know that much
== Is Burundi white? ==
[[File:The burundian.jpg|thumb|200px|A Burundi Hutu adolescent, notice the A10s]]
Yes, but [[Amerimutt]] detractors will say otherwise. Attached below are average citizens of Burundi.
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==Why is this on the wiki?==
According to the [[Lees of the sharty|niggerhands poster]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]], the [[amerimutt]] meme comes from a supposed [[Discord]] server called "makibucord" apparently ran by a notorious burundi pedophile named makibu, which has been spamming the meme on [[4chan]] for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server but he never gave any proof or screenshots of this server's existence so it's most likely a [[Schizophrenia|soyllucination]].
 
== Burundian keyedpilling ==
{{Greentext|>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi,  I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there}}
 
{{Orangetext|<Hello /qa/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am burundian, nice to meet you guys}}
 
{{Greentext|>Can you tell us more about this country ?}}
 
{{Orangetext|<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure aryan country on earth, modern europeans only have less than 60% of aryan DNA while modern burundians have more than 99.8% of aryan DNA}}


== Burundian Culture ==
{{Greentext|>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?}}
Burundian Cuisine primarily involves cannibalism and [[bugs]] (someone insert that video of the african mosquito burgers pls) which means Burundi is World Economic Forum approved


Burundian Art is pretty much just kiddie porn and scribbles made using shit smeared sticks on rocks
{{Orangetext|<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto aryan word meaning "Land of the aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water}}


Burundian Architecture is pretty standard for Africa, that is, it’s all shitty huts and holes in the ground
{{Greentext|>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop}}


== Burundi’s Involvement in the [[Soypocalypse]] ==
{{Orangetext|<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions}}
{{Coal}}


It has been rumored that during the Soypocalypse, [[Max]] accepted a bribe by Makibu ximself for some uncertain purpose but it definitely wasn’t good
{{Greentext|>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?}}


== Notable Achievements of the anti-Burundian Forces of the USA and Rwanda ==
{{Orangetext|<Yes, my aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.}}
 
== Notable Achievement ==


* A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
* A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
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* Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
* Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
* Creating /int/lantis
* Creating /int/lantis
 
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== Notable Burundians ==
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* “Makibu The “Great””
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* Friday Night Funkin Pedo
* [[Admin 6]]
* [[Moot]]
* [[Minus8]]
 
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[[Category:Africa]]

Revision as of 09:13, 5 February 2024

This page is not biased
This article shows an unbiased view on the topic.
It has been reviewed by several editors to reach a consensus.

Burundi is the gem that saved the 'party

Flag of Burundi or something

Burundi is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa. It is commonly called the most pure aryan country in the world, and allegedly is where the entrance to Agartha is.

Is Burundi white?

A Burundi Hutu adolescent, notice the A10s

Yes, but Amerimutt detractors will say otherwise. Attached below are average citizens of Burundi.

Why is this on the wiki?

According to the niggerhands poster on /soy/, the amerimutt meme comes from a supposed Discord server called "makibucord" apparently ran by a notorious burundi pedophile named makibu, which has been spamming the meme on 4chan for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server but he never gave any proof or screenshots of this server's existence so it's most likely a soyllucination.

Burundian keyedpilling

>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there

<Hello /qa/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am burundian, nice to meet you guys

>Can you tell us more about this country ?

<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure aryan country on earth, modern europeans only have less than 60% of aryan DNA while modern burundians have more than 99.8% of aryan DNA

>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?

<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto aryan word meaning "Land of the aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water

>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop

<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions

>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?

<Yes, my aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.

Notable Achievement

  • A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
  • Being a good meme
  • Killing Clittyzellig
  • Killiing /pol/
  • Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
  • Creating /int/lantis
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