Christianity
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Christianity is a major Abrahamic monotheistic religion and it is the only true religion. Its main figure is Jesus Christ, who, in Christian faith, is the son of the Father (God) and died for our sins. Christians worship the Holy Trinity, which is one God, but consists of three persons: the Father, the Son (Christ) and the Holy spirit. The most important book is the Bible. Major holidays in the religion include Christmas and Easter. There are many branches and denominations of the Church such as Protestant, Catholic, Orthodox.[1] However the true church is the Dutch Reformed Church Greek Old Calendarist Church. my local church <- this is protfag cope[it just is, ok?]
<- even doe I meant cathedral
Relationship with the Party
The Sharty, being a Christian website, has some connections to Christianity. Doll, for example, is allegedly Eastern Orthodox Methodist. Also, the dislike of troons is a common thread that binds them, but that's just being normal so not really.
Denominations
These are the denominations, which we will sort by most to least Aryan. The first three are on the same level.
- Dutch Reformed Church: The main faith of the Dutch and Afrikaners, following John Calvin's theology, obviously the most aryan of them all. (even doe they have like a 90+% acceptance rate of LGBTQ if I remember correctly)
- Protestantism: Known for being the most antisemitic and racist, and being very emphatic about their ideals, Protestants became a thing after Martin Luther started it in Germany after observing the "wrongdoings" of the Catholic church. Although I am Orthodox myself, I have to admit that Protestants take the cake. They are an autonomous religion, with various branches. The largest are Baptists and Methodists.
- Orthodox: Very traditionalist and mystical, Eastern Orthodoxy was influenced by the Byzantine teachings and the Viking traditions, making its roots very Aryan. Some of these are oriental churches as well, created after disagreements during the first ecumenical councils. The first Assyrian church for example, is one of the first independent churches, besides the Roman churches. The Orthodox also use a different religious calendar than everyone else.
- Gnosticism: the /pol/ denomination. Mostly larpers believe in this but it's actually pretty interesting.
- Catholic: The Pope is alright even though he is commonly worshiped as the avatar of God on Earth (a title no man deserves other than Jesus Christ), lots of brown people are Catholics. They also suck up to the Jews, and the pope even recognizes gay marriage. After the Spanish Inquisition of the 12th-15th centuries, a covert group of conversos, (individuals of Jewish descent LARPing as Christians), subtly infiltrated the Catholic Church with the aim of undermining it from within. Over time, their efforts proved successful, with them even founding the Jesuit order - an organization whose actions can be traced back to numerous challenges prevalent in our modern world, and several centuries later, this subversion played a key role in the onset of the French Revolution, marking the commencing of the decline of the West.
- Non-Denominational: Usually an attempt by greedy Jews to steal money from more people. They have no spines.
- Judeo-Christianity - This is essentially a religion that focuses more on the old testament of the Bible, and participates in some jewish holidays/religious events, or requires circumcision. This religion can often be found in Africa. Birds of a feather flock together or something. They WILL burn.
10 Goymmandments
- You WILL have no other gods before Me.
- You WILL make no idols.
- You WILL not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
- You WILL keep the Sabbath day holy.
- You WILL honor your father and your mother.
- You WILL NOT murder.
- You WILL NOT commit adultery.
- You WILL NOT steal.
- You WILL NOT bear false witness against your neighbor.
- You WILL NOT covet.
Notable members
- Augustin Louis Cauchy
- Sneed (even doe he was formerly chuck's) Catholic:
- Froot Methodist:
- DOLL Orthodox:
- (you)
- Impish Soyak Ears
- Zoot (according to himself)
Disputed members
>meds, 'leno is literally a bugman
Angeleno (even doe ze thinks that sodomy and crossdressing is alright)[it just is, ok?]<===He openly supports the LGBT doe <=========post a link nigger<=================== (even doe he said he was christian on the 'unker) (he's probably an episcopalSAINT)
